Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
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A crab was using his pincers (granted, somewhat improbably) to dig up potatoes when, all of a sudden, he lost a claw in a freakish accident.
Not to be defeated, he set about rebuilding the claw out of a root vegetable. 'Is that potato, so you can carry on digging?' his friend asked.
'No', he said, 'it's turnip'.
Not to be defeated, he set about rebuilding the claw out of a root vegetable. 'Is that potato, so you can carry on digging?' his friend asked.
'No', he said, 'it's turnip'.
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Save time when typing fish based puns, by not bothering.
Simply look back through the thread for last time they were posted, realise they were tragically unfunny then (and no doubt the time before, and before that, and before that) and disregard the notion of trotting them out again.......
Save time when typing fish based puns, by not bothering.
Simply look back through the thread for last time they were posted, realise they were tragically unfunny then (and no doubt the time before, and before that, and before that) and disregard the notion of trotting them out again.......
Dusty964 said:
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Save time when typing fish based puns, by not bothering.
Simply look back through the thread for last time they were posted, realise they were tragically unfunny then (and no doubt the time before, and before that, and before that) and disregard the notion of trotting them out again.......
trotting? Save time when typing fish based puns, by not bothering.
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You almost had us.
Dusty964 said:
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Save time when typing fish based puns, by not bothering.
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Thanks. That put us in our plaice.Save time when typing fish based puns, by not bothering.
Simply look back through the thread for last time they were posted, realise they were tragically unfunny then (and no doubt the time before, and before that, and before that) and disregard the notion of trotting them out again.......
Dusty964 said:
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Save time when typing fish based puns, by not bothering.
Simply look back through the thread for last time they were posted, realise they were tragically unfunny then (and no doubt the time before, and before that, and before that) and disregard the notion of trotting them out again.......
Oooo, somebody is a bit crabby tonightSave time when typing fish based puns, by not bothering.
Simply look back through the thread for last time they were posted, realise they were tragically unfunny then (and no doubt the time before, and before that, and before that) and disregard the notion of trotting them out again.......
Chim said:
Dusty964 said:
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Save time when typing fish based puns, by not bothering.
Simply look back through the thread for last time they were posted, realise they were tragically unfunny then (and no doubt the time before, and before that, and before that) and disregard the notion of trotting them out again.......
Oooo, somebody is a bit crabby tonightSave time when typing fish based puns, by not bothering.
Simply look back through the thread for last time they were posted, realise they were tragically unfunny then (and no doubt the time before, and before that, and before that) and disregard the notion of trotting them out again.......
McAndy said:
Dusty964 said:
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Save time when typing fish based puns, by not bothering.
Simply look back through the thread for last time they were posted, realise they were tragically unfunny then (and no doubt the time before, and before that, and before that) and disregard the notion of trotting them out again.......
Thanks. That put us in our plaice.Save time when typing fish based puns, by not bothering.
Simply look back through the thread for last time they were posted, realise they were tragically unfunny then (and no doubt the time before, and before that, and before that) and disregard the notion of trotting them out again.......
edo said:
Chim said:
Dusty964 said:
Top tip-
Save time when typing fish based puns, by not bothering.
Simply look back through the thread for last time they were posted, realise they were tragically unfunny then (and no doubt the time before, and before that, and before that) and disregard the notion of trotting them out again.......
Oooo, somebody is a bit crabby tonightSave time when typing fish based puns, by not bothering.
Simply look back through the thread for last time they were posted, realise they were tragically unfunny then (and no doubt the time before, and before that, and before that) and disregard the notion of trotting them out again.......
Dusty964 said:
Top tip-
Save time when typing fish based puns, by not bothering.
Simply look back through the thread for last time they were posted, realise they were tragically unfunny then (and no doubt the time before, and before that, and before that) and disregard the notion of trotting them out again.......
If you can't stand the puns get trout of the joke thread...Save time when typing fish based puns, by not bothering.
Simply look back through the thread for last time they were posted, realise they were tragically unfunny then (and no doubt the time before, and before that, and before that) and disregard the notion of trotting them out again.......
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