Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

[marshalla]

This is just turning into doggerel.

[LordHaveMurci]

marshalla said:

And earns a mention in the Spelling Mistakes thread too.

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Because it was stapled to the punk rocker.

[FredClogs]

I went to a zoo recently, bit disappointed, there was just one little white dog in a cage.

It was a Shih tzu.

(If it's funny it's worth repeating)

[Piersman2]

Why do mice have small balls?


Because not many of them can dance!

[jdw100]

Just seen the news re Cliff Richard, serves him right for being so high profile; he would have been better off to remain lurking in the Shadows.

[Mermaid]

No congratulations or celebrations

[Vipers]

Mermaid said:

No congratulations or celebrations

Doesn't take long does it.

[LordHaveMurci]

His summer holiday might be a bit longer than usual...

[Justin Cyder]

Whole lot of raking going on.

[twing]

I always thought he smashed it with The Young Ones

[Pixelpeep7r]

it wasn't a child it was a living doll.

[Justin Cyder]

♫ Sex allegations and defenestrations, when I tell everyone that you're in jail with me. ♪

[kowalski655]

We're all going on a summer holiday,to a place with no extradition treaty


Can't do the musical notes

[dillenger]

My mum and dad used to sit in the other room and listen to cliff Richard


Instead of coming in my bedroom and stopping him

[OlberJ]

If I wasn't job hunting right now that would be on my facebook.

[omgus]

That is superb.

[Kenty]

Una Stubbs has spoke out in defence of Cliff Richard,

"He never once laid a finger on me or any of the other girls, " she said.

[BigMacDaddy]

Police have removed a large amount of material from a house belonging to Cliff Richard.

Fingers crossed it's just child porn and not new music.

[Laurel Green]

BigMacDaddy said:

Police have removed a large amount of material from a house belonging to Cliff Richard.

Fingers crossed it's just child porn and not new music.

[Dilligaf10]

BigMacDaddy said:

Police have removed a large amount of material from a house belonging to Cliff Richard.

Fingers crossed it's just child porn and not new music.

Brilliant!