Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
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Nom de ploom said:
"The grim reaper once had a near Chuck Norris experience"
from readily available Chuck memes but that one tickled me in particular...
My personal favourite:from readily available Chuck memes but that one tickled me in particular...
I'm sick of all this talk about Chuck Norris. "Chuck Norris is so amazing", "Chuck Norris can do this and that", "Chuck Norris is so hard" etc. It's all bullst!
If he was so fking amazing, why can't he sense me bad mouthing him and just appear behind me and smash my face into the keyboaropidnaogfnwpifjgpfjidbn
Jonboy_t said:
My personal favourite:
I'm sick of all this talk about Chuck Norris. "Chuck Norris is so amazing", "Chuck Norris can do this and that", "Chuck Norris is so hard" etc. It's all bullst!
If he was so fking amazing, why can't he sense me bad mouthing him and just appear behind me and smash my face into the keyboaropidnaogfnwpifjgpfjidbn
I'm sick of all this talk about Chuck Norris. "Chuck Norris is so amazing", "Chuck Norris can do this and that", "Chuck Norris is so hard" etc. It's all bullst!
If he was so fking amazing, why can't he sense me bad mouthing him and just appear behind me and smash my face into the keyboaropidnaogfnwpifjgpfjidbn
Hope this has not been on before, but - what the heck, I found it funny.....
An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.
Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively.
"I would like it infrequently ", she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two?"
An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.
Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively.
"I would like it infrequently ", she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered, "Is that one word or two?"
Hugo a Gogo said:
FredClogs said:
schmunk said:
Hugo a Gogo said:
Castleford?
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