Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
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According to the Bible Jesus was born in Bethlehem in Palestine, a country where people are called Mohammed, Abdul, Mounir, Aziz, Ahmed, Farid, Omar, Youssouf, Mouloud, etc.
Yet, he managed to find 12 friends called John, Peter, Paul, Phillip, Mark, Thomas, Luke, Mathew, Andrew and Simon..... who all drank wine
That's what I call a miracle
Yet, he managed to find 12 friends called John, Peter, Paul, Phillip, Mark, Thomas, Luke, Mathew, Andrew and Simon..... who all drank wine
That's what I call a miracle
Vipers said:
According to the Bible Jesus was born in Bethlehem in Palestine, a country where people are called Mohammed, Abdul, Mounir, Aziz, Ahmed, Farid, Omar, Youssouf, Mouloud, etc.
Yet, he managed to find 12 friends called John, Peter, Paul, Phillip, Mark, Thomas, Luke, Mathew, Andrew and Simon..... who all drank wine
That's what I call a miracle
Why a miracle? Bethlehem was in a Roman province, people drank wine, and Mohammed would not found non-drinking Islam for another 600 years. Yet, he managed to find 12 friends called John, Peter, Paul, Phillip, Mark, Thomas, Luke, Mathew, Andrew and Simon..... who all drank wine
That's what I call a miracle
Ayahuasca said:
Vipers said:
According to the Bible Jesus was born in Bethlehem in Palestine, a country where people are called Mohammed, Abdul, Mounir, Aziz, Ahmed, Farid, Omar, Youssouf, Mouloud, etc.
Yet, he managed to find 12 friends called John, Peter, Paul, Phillip, Mark, Thomas, Luke, Mathew, Andrew and Simon..... who all drank wine
That's what I call a miracle
Why a miracle? Bethlehem was in a Roman province, people drank wine, and Mohammed would not found non-drinking Islam for another 600 years. Yet, he managed to find 12 friends called John, Peter, Paul, Phillip, Mark, Thomas, Luke, Mathew, Andrew and Simon..... who all drank wine
That's what I call a miracle
k all about the Roman Province, made me chuckle. Ayahuasca said:
Vipers said:
According to the Bible Jesus was born in Bethlehem in Palestine, a country where people are called Mohammed, Abdul, Mounir, Aziz, Ahmed, Farid, Omar, Youssouf, Mouloud, etc.
Yet, he managed to find 12 friends called John, Peter, Paul, Phillip, Mark, Thomas, Luke, Mathew, Andrew and Simon..... who all drank wine
That's what I call a miracle
Why a miracle?Yet, he managed to find 12 friends called John, Peter, Paul, Phillip, Mark, Thomas, Luke, Mathew, Andrew and Simon..... who all drank wine
That's what I call a miracle
TheExcession said:
Ayahuasca said:
Vipers said:
According to the Bible Jesus was born in Bethlehem in Palestine, a country where people are called Mohammed, Abdul, Mounir, Aziz, Ahmed, Farid, Omar, Youssouf, Mouloud, etc.
Yet, he managed to find 12 friends called John, Peter, Paul, Phillip, Mark, Thomas, Luke, Mathew, Andrew and Simon..... who all drank wine
That's what I call a miracle
Why a miracle?Yet, he managed to find 12 friends called John, Peter, Paul, Phillip, Mark, Thomas, Luke, Mathew, Andrew and Simon..... who all drank wine
That's what I call a miracle
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings."
"I had no Monet
to buy Degas
to make the Van Gogh."
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings."
"I had no Monet
to buy Degas
to make the Van Gogh."
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