Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

[cookmysock]

or the Chinese man with one bk

Yuan Hung Low

[K12beano]

How High is a Chinaman?

[anonymous-user]

schmunk said:

Monkeylegend said:

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Hemighthavesawus

Doyouthinkhesaurus, surely...?

What d'you all a dinosaur with no eyes?

A dnosaur.

[Asterix]

What do you call a deaf dinosaur?

Anything you like.

[Piersman2]

Crossflow Kid said:

What d'you all a dinosaur with no eyes?

A dnosaur.

Well, if we're dragging up the golden oldies...

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, and no legs?
Still no idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes, and no legs, and no cock?
Still no fking idea.

[GarryDK]

Another oldie

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRRRRRR!

[thepawbroon]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

[boobles]

What do you call a lesbian from India.


Mingeeater

[awooga]

What do you call an Indian swimming pool attendant?





Didja handyerbandin

[Asterix]

Indian Karaoke singer?

Gerupta Singh.

[HereBeMonsters]

GarryDK said:

Another oldie

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRRRRRR!

What's a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?

(To be said in piratey fashion, after the other person has said "R?") "Nay, ye think it be R, but his first love will always be the C."

[RJO]

Here we go again...


Why did the pirates dislike the Pirate Captain?



Because he was saaarrrrrrrrrrcastic

[Monkeylegend]

What's brown, steamy and comes out of cows backwards?

The Isle of Wight ferry

[Evangelion]

Asterix said:

Indian Karaoke singer?

Gerupta Singh.

Only in the north, surely?




What do you call an Indian cloakroom attendant?

Mahatma Kote.



What do you call a Scottish cloakroom attendant?

Angus McOatup.

[Asterix]

Evangelion said:

Asterix said:

Indian Karaoke singer?

Gerupta Singh.

Only in the north, surely?

Where ever you Sikh them, they'll be there.

[omgus]

Monkeylegend said:

What's brown, steamy and comes out of cows backwards?

The Isle of Wight ferry

One of my favourite jokes.

What do you call a three-legged donkey?


A Wonkey.

[evenflow]

thepawbroon said:

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr Dre

[GarryDK]

HereBeMonsters said:

What's a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?

(To be said in piratey fashion, after the other person has said "R?") "Nay, ye think it be R, but his first love will always be the C."

[LordHaveMurci]

thepawbroon said:

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

What's brown & runs around the edge of fields?



A fence.

[soad]

What do you call a peanut in a space suit? An astronut!


What do you call feuding marine polyp colonies?

A quarrel reef…


What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.


What do you call a stuck-up criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.


What's round, white and giggles? A tickled onion!