Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
Discussion
Vipers said:
A rather well off gentleman goes to the doctor, and the conversation goes like this.
"Can I help you sir"
"Well doc, I feel really worn down, and I have a constant ringing in my ears and a banging in my head, its driving me nuts"
The doctor examines the gentleman and says "Well I am sorry to tell you that you have about 6 months to live"
The gentleman thought he would enjoy his last few months he had left, and went on a whirlwind tour of the world, spending nearly all his money"
As the 6 months drew near, he thought he would go out in style and splash out on a Saville Row suit.
He goes to the first tailors he saw in Saville Row, went in and asked to be measured for a very expensive suit.
The tailor said :-
"What side do you dress on sir"
"Why, does it matter"
"Well if we get this wrong youll be suffering from ringing in your ears and a banging in your head"
Nope…totally lost me with that one"Can I help you sir"
"Well doc, I feel really worn down, and I have a constant ringing in my ears and a banging in my head, its driving me nuts"
The doctor examines the gentleman and says "Well I am sorry to tell you that you have about 6 months to live"
The gentleman thought he would enjoy his last few months he had left, and went on a whirlwind tour of the world, spending nearly all his money"
As the 6 months drew near, he thought he would go out in style and splash out on a Saville Row suit.
He goes to the first tailors he saw in Saville Row, went in and asked to be measured for a very expensive suit.
The tailor said :-
"What side do you dress on sir"
"Why, does it matter"
"Well if we get this wrong youll be suffering from ringing in your ears and a banging in your head"
Chim said:
Vipers said:
A rather well off gentleman goes to the doctor, and the conversation goes like this.
"Can I help you sir"
"Well doc, I feel really worn down, and I have a constant ringing in my ears and a banging in my head, its driving me nuts"
The doctor examines the gentleman and says "Well I am sorry to tell you that you have about 6 months to live"
>> The doctor says the only cure is castration, reluctantly the man chooses to lose his balls rather than his sanity<<
The gentleman thought he would enjoy his last few months he had left, and went on a whirlwind tour of the world, spending nearly all his money"
As the 6 months drew near, he thought he would go out in style and splash out on a Saville Row suit.
He goes to the first tailors he saw in Saville Row, went in and asked to be measured for a very expensive suit.
The tailor said :-
"What side do you dress on sir"
>>Dress? Whatever is that?<<
>>Ah, Sir, it means which side does one's balls hang<<
>>Man shakes his head sadly<<
"Why, does it matter"
"Well if we get this wrong youll be suffering from ringing in your ears and a banging in your head"
Nope…totally lost me with that one"Can I help you sir"
"Well doc, I feel really worn down, and I have a constant ringing in my ears and a banging in my head, its driving me nuts"
The doctor examines the gentleman and says "Well I am sorry to tell you that you have about 6 months to live"
>> The doctor says the only cure is castration, reluctantly the man chooses to lose his balls rather than his sanity<<
The gentleman thought he would enjoy his last few months he had left, and went on a whirlwind tour of the world, spending nearly all his money"
As the 6 months drew near, he thought he would go out in style and splash out on a Saville Row suit.
He goes to the first tailors he saw in Saville Row, went in and asked to be measured for a very expensive suit.
The tailor said :-
"What side do you dress on sir"
>>Dress? Whatever is that?<<
>>Ah, Sir, it means which side does one's balls hang<<
>>Man shakes his head sadly<<
"Why, does it matter"
"Well if we get this wrong youll be suffering from ringing in your ears and a banging in your head"
Vipers said:
A rather well off gentleman goes to the doctor, and the conversation goes like this.
"Can I help you sir"
"Well doc, I feel really worn down, and I have a constant ringing in my ears and a banging in my head, its driving me nuts"
The doctor examines the gentleman and says "Well I am sorry to tell you that you have about 6 months to live"
The gentleman thought he would enjoy his last few months he had left, and went on a whirlwind tour of the world, spending nearly all his money"
As the 6 months drew near, he thought he would go out in style and splash out on a Saville Row suit.
He goes to the first tailors he saw in Saville Row, went in and asked to be measured for a very expensive suit.
The tailor said :-
"What side do you dress on sir"
"Why, does it matter"
"Well if we get this wrong youll be suffering from ringing in your ears and a banging in your head"
I am laughing (rather, trying to suppress my laughter to avoid waking mrsVX) but I have no idea why?"Can I help you sir"
"Well doc, I feel really worn down, and I have a constant ringing in my ears and a banging in my head, its driving me nuts"
The doctor examines the gentleman and says "Well I am sorry to tell you that you have about 6 months to live"
The gentleman thought he would enjoy his last few months he had left, and went on a whirlwind tour of the world, spending nearly all his money"
As the 6 months drew near, he thought he would go out in style and splash out on a Saville Row suit.
He goes to the first tailors he saw in Saville Row, went in and asked to be measured for a very expensive suit.
The tailor said :-
"What side do you dress on sir"
"Why, does it matter"
"Well if we get this wrong youll be suffering from ringing in your ears and a banging in your head"
Chim said:
Nope…totally lost me with that one
I think the joke hinges on the symptoms of the lethal disease and dressing on the wrong side being the same, so the rich person thought he had six months to live, and spent all his money, when in reality he was perfectly healthy and just needed to move his wedding tackle from one side to the other. Is that it? Bring back the Latvian jokes FFS.
Ayahuasca said:
Chim said:
Nope…totally lost me with that one
I think the joke hinges on the symptoms of the lethal disease and dressing on the wrong side being the same, so the rich person thought he had six months to live, and spent all his money, when in reality he was perfectly healthy and just needed to move his wedding tackle from one side to the other. Is that it? Bring back the Latvian jokes FFS.
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Vipers said:
Maybe we should start a new thread "What side do you dress on". 
No guessing with this chap.
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