Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

[vx220]

BrassMan said:

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig.

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

[McAndy]

vx220 said:

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Blinky.

[Gargamel]

Qu. What do you call a Donkey with three legs


A. A Wonkey

[soad]

How do vegetables get to work? They take the dual cabbage way!

Unless they get a leek in their tyres.

{childish snigger} Now to carrot on with my day.

[BrassMan]

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig.

[kowalski655]

Did you forget you posted that yesterday?

[RDMcG]

kowalski655 said:

Did you forget you posted that yesterday?

Must have been an oversight

[schmunk]

RDMcG said:

Must have been an oversight

Oversiiight

[Ari]

Has anyone seen a joke thread around here..?

[ChemicalChaos]

How do you tell a Chemist from a Coal miner?

Ask them to pronounce "unionised"

[mybrainhurts]

Ari said:

Has anyone seen a joke thread around here..?

Who's there...?

[ChemicalChaos]

mybrainhurts said:

Who's there...?

Dont you mean "Wo's tere?"

[Mermaid]

No-one can dance with Lynsey now.

[KareemK]

Mermaid said:

No-one can dance with Lynsey now.

There's a brand new pair of roller skates going begging.

[Ari]

mybrainhurts said:

Ari said:

Has anyone seen a joke thread around here..?

Who's there...?

Umm, something something, MX5, powerfully built lawn sausages, LOLZ

[GAjon]

KareemK said:

There's a brand new pair of roller skates going begging.

What, Melanie's dead aswell?

[Robin Hood]

Ari said:

Has anyone seen a joke thread around here..?

None yet

[KareemK]

GAjon said:

KareemK said:

There's a brand new pair of roller skates going begging.

What, Melanie's dead aswell?

Sh*t

[Pixelpeep7r]

KareemK said:

GAjon said:

KareemK said:

There's a brand new pair of roller skates going begging.

What, Melanie's dead aswell?

Sh*t

IBTL !

[chedder]

Mermaid said:

No-one can dance with Lynsey now.

No....honestly?