Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
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As I lay there, bruised and broken, with the burning and twisted wreckage of my car surrounding me, the officer strolled up to me and, with a sarcastic tone, said 'been drinking, have we sir?' 'Yes', I winced through the pain.
'Well', he said, 'next time, take a taxi instead of letting your wife drive'.
'Well', he said, 'next time, take a taxi instead of letting your wife drive'.
Jonboy_t said:
As I lay there, bruised and broken, with the burning and twisted wreckage of my car surrounding me, the officer strolled up to me and, with a sarcastic tone, said 'been drinking, have we sir?' 'Yes', I winced through the pain.
'Well', he said, 'next time, take a taxi instead of letting your wife drive'.
Ooooooh, good luck with that one 'Well', he said, 'next time, take a taxi instead of letting your wife drive'.
Jonboy_t said:
As I lay there, bruised and broken, with the burning and twisted wreckage of my car surrounding me, the officer strolled up to me and, with a sarcastic tone, said 'been drinking, have we sir?' 'Yes', I winced through the pain.
'Well', he said, 'next time, take a taxi instead of letting your wife drive'.
Compared to the last page or two, this is bloody hilarious 'Well', he said, 'next time, take a taxi instead of letting your wife drive'.
Jonboy_t said:
As I lay there, bruised and broken, with the burning and twisted wreckage of my car surrounding me, the officer strolled up to me and, with a sarcastic tone, said 'been drinking, have we sir?' 'Yes', I winced through the pain.
'Well', he said, 'next time, take a taxi instead of letting your wife drive'.
I like that.'Well', he said, 'next time, take a taxi instead of letting your wife drive'.
B17NNS said:
Jonboy_t said:
As I lay there, bruised and broken, with the burning and twisted wreckage of my car surrounding me, the officer strolled up to me and, with a sarcastic tone, said 'been drinking, have we sir?' 'Yes', I winced through the pain.
'Well', he said, 'next time, take a taxi instead of letting your wife drive'.
I like that.'Well', he said, 'next time, take a taxi instead of letting your wife drive'.
The lawyer says: “I have some good news and some bad news”
The CEO replies: “I have had an awful day, let's hear the good news first.”
The lawyer says: “Your wife invested $20,000 in five pictures that are now worth a minimum of $2 million”
The CEO replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed !
You’ve made my day; now what is the bad news?”
The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you in bed with your secretary”
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