Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

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omgus

7,305 posts

176 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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If you frame Piers Morgan the alibi is yours.

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

180 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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Once you've seen one shopping centre you've seen the mall.

Pixelpeep7r

8,600 posts

143 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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RobinBanks said:
Once you've seen one shopping centre you've seen the mall.
oh thank god... smile

toasty

7,487 posts

221 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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Disastrous said:
I think child abuse is as hilarious as the next man but you've got to put in a little bit of effort.
Agreed, this is the way to do it. wink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTDz5hvNqTQ
Derek and Clive - Sir v v NSFW

Muntu

7,635 posts

200 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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omgus said:
If you frame Piers Morgan the alibi is yours.
If you kill Piers Morgan, won't you get done for 'Countryside'?

Laurel Green

30,782 posts

233 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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Muntu said:
omgus said:
If you frame Piers Morgan the alibi is yours.
If you kill Piers Morgan, won't you get done for 'Countryside'?
laugh

Laurel Green

30,782 posts

233 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Muntu

7,635 posts

200 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Laurel Green said:
hehe

YankeePorker

4,769 posts

242 months

Friday 31st October 2014
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Muntu said:
If you kill Piers Morgan, won't you get done for 'Countryside'?
Very good!

Reminds me of that nice spoonerism:

What's the difference between Jamie Oliver and a cross country run?

A cross country run is a pant in the country.......

80sMatchbox

3,891 posts

177 months

Saturday 1st November 2014
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Disastrous said:
I only found it offensively unfunny.

I think child abuse is as hilarious as the next man but you've got to put in a little bit of effort.
He's not put that much effort in, it's not like he's made that joke up himself.

One of my brother's used to love telling that joke..about 25 years ago. cool

Vipers

32,900 posts

229 months

Monday 3rd November 2014
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An Alsation and a Dachshund are walking in the snow.

The Alsation says "My feet are freezing"

The Dachshund looked up and said " Your feet are freezing"




smile

GOG440

9,247 posts

191 months

Monday 3rd November 2014
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Why are Babybel so popular at Christmas


Because they're baby cheesus

sc0tt

18,054 posts

202 months

Monday 3rd November 2014
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GOG440 said:
Why are Babybel so popular at Christmas


Because they're baby cheesus
I don't get it. Apart from a baby jesus reference it's not funny at all?

In fact why did you type this out?

Why was a young einstein popular at christmas? Because he was a baby genius.

I Wrote that myself after googling words that rhyme with jesus just to prove how inept you are at humour.

davhill

5,263 posts

185 months

Monday 3rd November 2014
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sc0tt said:
I don't get it. Apart from a baby jesus reference it's not funny at all?

In fact why did you type this out?

Why was a young einstein popular at christmas? Because he was a baby genius.

I Wrote that myself after googling words that rhyme with jesus just to prove how inept you are at humour.
Harsh

sc0tt

18,054 posts

202 months

Monday 3rd November 2014
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davhill said:
Harsh
If you are going to disect a joke do if properly.

Whilst i'm here. Why do bank's love christmas? Because of Visas.

See, still st ...

XJSJohn

15,966 posts

220 months

Tuesday 4th November 2014
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sc0tt said:
davhill said:
Harsh
If you are going to disect a joke do if properly.

Whilst i'm here. Why do bank's love christmas? Because of Visas.

See, still st ...
who took the jelly out of your donut?

Some Gump

12,705 posts

187 months

Tuesday 4th November 2014
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sc0tt said:
I don't get it. Apart from a baby jesus reference it's not funny at all?

In fact why did you type this out?

Why was a young einstein popular at christmas? Because he was a baby genius.

I Wrote that myself after googling words that rhyme with jesus just to prove how inept you are at humour.
Is this a "spot the " thread? If so, i reckon this guy is the one...

Halmyre

11,215 posts

140 months

Tuesday 4th November 2014
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sc0tt said:
GOG440 said:
Why are Babybel so popular at Christmas


Because they're baby cheesus
I don't get it. Apart from a baby jesus reference it's not funny at all?

In fact why did you type this out?

Why was a young einstein popular at christmas? Because he was a baby genius.

I Wrote that myself after googling words that rhyme with jesus just to prove how inept you are at humour.
Cheesus isn't just a rhyme for Jesus, it's a homophone (almost).

Besides, Einstein wasn't particularly academically gifted as a baby.

vx220

2,691 posts

235 months

Tuesday 4th November 2014
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sc0tt said:
I don't get it. Apart from a baby jesus reference it's not funny at all?

In fact why did you type this out?

Why was a young einstein popular at christmas? Because he was a baby genius.

I Wrote that myself after googling words that rhyme with jesus just to prove how inept you are at humour.
It was funnier than your attempt, I laughed at "cheesus"

Kids in my class will laugh, the other staff will groan, but people will be amused.



Vaud

50,613 posts

156 months

Tuesday 4th November 2014
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sc0tt said:
I don't get it. Apart from a baby jesus reference it's not funny at all?

In fact why did you type this out?

Why was a young einstein popular at christmas? Because he was a baby genius.

I Wrote that myself after googling words that rhyme with jesus just to prove how inept you are at humour.
Grumpy so and so. Jokes, like live kittens are best not dissected.. wink
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