Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

[schmunk]

FRA53R said:

A man walks into a shop and ponders over the confectionery at the counter.
He says, "I'll have a Twirl and a Boost, please."
The shopkeeper gaily spins round, points and says, "Honey, you look fabulous today!"

This joke Mars an otherwise funny thread.

Edited by schmunk on Thursday 4th December 16:10

[barwea]

schmunk said:

This joke Mars an otherwise funny thread.

Edited by schmunk on Thursday 4th December 16:10

I disagree. It made me Snickers

[Halmyre]

Some people are just born vile.

[FRA53R]

I didn't mean to cause a ripple.

[davhill]

Choc full of ideas?

[KareemK]

Can we move on - I no longer care for this Topic.

[CBR JGWRR]

KareemK said:

Can we move on - I no longer care for this Topic.

Nah, we've still got a Milky Way of puns to make yet.

[FredClogs]

CBR JGWRR said:

KareemK said:

Can we move on - I no longer care for this Topic.

Nah, we've still got a Milky Way of puns to make yet.

A Galaxy, surely?

[CBR JGWRR]

FredClogs said:

CBR JGWRR said:

KareemK said:

Can we move on - I no longer care for this Topic.

Nah, we've still got a Milky Way of puns to make yet.

A Galaxy, surely?

I did think about that, but wasn't 100% certain a chocolate bar called Galaxy existed, so I went for a similar product name to make sure I made the pun before someone else did.

[Road2Ruin]

CBR JGWRR said:

I did think about that, but wasn't 100% certain a chocolate bar called Galaxy existed, so I went for a similar product name to make sure I made the pun before someone else did.

Let's not turn this into a marathon. ..!

[Nom de ploom]

no snickering at the back.....

[schmunk]

CBR JGWRR said:

I did think about that, but wasn't 100% certain a chocolate bar called Galaxy existed, so I went for a similar product name to make sure I made the pun before someone else did.

Shhhh, you're breaking the 4th wall...

[FredClogs]

Road2Ruin said:

CBR JGWRR said:

I did think about that, but wasn't 100% certain a chocolate bar called Galaxy existed, so I went for a similar product name to make sure I made the pun before someone else did.

Let's not turn this into a marathon. ..!

This is going to get silly, all this kit for kat punning could get kinder fun sized.

[CBR JGWRR]

schmunk said:

Shhhh, you're breaking the 4th wall...

Guess I'll just Wispa it next time then.

[schmunk]

I think we should all have a Time Out from posting on this thread, perhaps until After Eight?

[Caruso]

schmunk said:

I think we should all have a Time Out from posting on this thread, perhaps until After Eight?

If that's the case then it'll be cause for Celebration.

[FRA53R]

Pfft, bunch of flakes you lot!

[OllieC]

Somebody give me a Riesen to keep reading this

[GAjon]

These puns are bounty full.

[KareemK]

If this carries on I'm going to Breakaway from this thread