Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

[Halmyre]

Laurel Green said:

Hooli said:

I've always liked that

It's crowing on me too!

Everyone's raven about it.

[KareemK]

Halmyre said:

Laurel Green said:

Hooli said:

I've always liked that

It's crowing on me too!

Everyone's raven about it.

It rook me a while to get it.

[schmunk]

KareemK said:

It rook me a while to get it.

Me too.

It's starling how few bird puns we've had recently.

[LordHaveMurci]

schmunk said:

Me too.

It's starling how few bird puns we've had recently.

It's beakause of avian flu I expect.

[RobinBanks]

LordHaveMurci said:

It's beakause of avian flu I expect.

Bird puns?
Toucan play at that game.

[KareemK]

RobinBanks said:

LordHaveMurci said:

It's beakause of avian flu I expect.

Bird puns?
Toucan play at that game.

Owl be the judge of that!

[LordHaveMurci]

RobinBanks said:

LordHaveMurci said:

It's beakause of avian flu I expect.

Bird puns?
Toucan play at that game.

Another feather in your cap or are you winging it?

[RobinBanks]

LordHaveMurci said:

RobinBanks said:

LordHaveMurci said:

It's beakause of avian flu I expect.

Bird puns?
Toucan play at that game.

Another feather in your cap or are you winging it?

I geese that I will have to duck out of this thread.
Wren can I re-tern?

[FredClogs]

This is murder... You guys are robbin the dignity of the thread.

(Murder is the collective noun for crows fyi)

[Caruso]

I'm finding these bird puns a bit hard to swallow.

[Nom de ploom]

oh don't be so bittern.

'tis nearly the time to sing in exhultation

[Pixelpeep7r]

Can you all hurry up and thrush it out so we can get back to the proper jokes.

[Evangelion]

Behave yourselves, buoys and gulls.

While you're in my herring, anyway.

[KareemK]

FredClogs said:

This is murder... You guys are robbin the dignity of the thread.

Every thread I post on you seem to post on shortly afterwards.



Are you storking me?

[RobinBanks]

KareemK said:

Every thread I post on you seem to post on shortly afterwards.



Are you storking me?

Don't be a tit!

[Pixelpeep7r]

RobinBanks said:

KareemK said:

Every thread I post on you seem to post on shortly afterwards.



Are you storking me?

Don't be a tit!

Thats a bit unfair, i thought he was a great tit.

[Gargamel]

Pixelpeep7r said:

Thats a bit unfair, i thought he was a great tit.

Don't ask me, I don't know eider of them

[Jonboy_t]

First there was normal kit kat, then came fun size kit Kat, then came kit Kat chunky and now there's kit Kat Pompey.

It's just the same, but with an extra finger.

Edited by Jonboy_t on Tuesday 9th December 18:12

[RobinBanks]

Pixelpeep7r said:

Thats a bit unfair, i thought he was a great tit.

Swanning about like that, it teal end in some kind of mallardy.

[Spanglepants]

The comments are funnier than the joke