Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
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Vipers said:
Prince Charles is being shown around a Sony factory in Japan.
He sees some Japanese women doing some intricate soldering work on a PCB.
as usual, he decides to ask a question.
He says "What do you use for flux"
She says "Plix"
It wasn't funny the first time you posted it...He sees some Japanese women doing some intricate soldering work on a PCB.
as usual, he decides to ask a question.
He says "What do you use for flux"
She says "Plix"
(I had to Google 'Flux Plix' to work out what the hell the joke is meant to be)
Elton and Davids new baby.
They had their sperm mixed together and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.
When the baby was born Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming.
In the corner, one baby was lying serenely. A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content. This just proves the superiority of gay love!
"The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the dummy out of his arse...."
They had their sperm mixed together and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.
When the baby was born Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming.
In the corner, one baby was lying serenely. A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content. This just proves the superiority of gay love!
"The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the dummy out of his arse...."
schmunk said:
It wasn't funny the first time you posted it...
(I had to Google 'Flux Plix' to work out what the hell the joke is meant to be)
My my what a good memory you have, thought 2nd time around may have been better. Oh well!(I had to Google 'Flux Plix' to work out what the hell the joke is meant to be)
Laurel Green said:
Elton and Davids new baby.
They had their sperm mixed together and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.
When the baby was born Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming.
In the corner, one baby was lying serenely. A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content. This just proves the superiority of gay love!
"The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the dummy out of his arse...."
They had their sperm mixed together and a surrogate mother was artificially inseminated.
When the baby was born Elton and David were ushered into a ward where a dozen babies were lying in their cots, eleven of them crying and screaming.
In the corner, one baby was lying serenely. A nurse came over to both of them and indicated that the happy child was theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Elton asked David. "All these crying babies...and yet our baby is so content. This just proves the superiority of gay love!
"The nurse said, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the dummy out of his arse...."
Jesus goes into the job centre and asks if there are any messiah jobs going.
Jobcentre bloke: 'Funnily enough Jesus, I have 2 that recently came in. One in Saudi Arabia for £25k a year and one in Jerusalem for £35k and a company camel.'
Jesus has a think about it and decides he's interested in the Saudi Job.
Perplexed by this decision, the jobcentre bloke asks why.
Jesus replies: 'The last time I was in Jerusalem they nailed me with tax'.
Jobcentre bloke: 'Funnily enough Jesus, I have 2 that recently came in. One in Saudi Arabia for £25k a year and one in Jerusalem for £35k and a company camel.'
Jesus has a think about it and decides he's interested in the Saudi Job.
Perplexed by this decision, the jobcentre bloke asks why.
Jesus replies: 'The last time I was in Jerusalem they nailed me with tax'.
EarlOfHazard said:
My scummy neighbour reckons he was paid fifteen hundred quid for his appearance on the Jeremy Kyle show.
I think he's lying through his tooth.
I think he's lying through his tooth.
Polish guy goes to the opticians and the optician says with one eye closed can you read the bottom line?
guy says, read it? I know him....
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