Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

[XJSJohn]

LordHaveMurci said:

I don't watch the News, I lie to myself & cut out the middle man.

ahh, you must live in SE Asia too .....

[Bollycerb]

Laurel Green said:

What's a sheep's favorite newspaper?

The Wool Street Journal.

Courtesy of CDWM.

..and I thought it was Ewes of the World. ..

[VladD]

Bollycerb said:

Laurel Green said:

What's a sheep's favorite newspaper?

The Wool Street Journal.

Courtesy of CDWM.

..and I thought it was Ewes of the World. ..

I'd be lambasted if I posted that.

[Lordbenny]

VladD said:

Bollycerb said:

Laurel Green said:

What's a sheep's favorite newspaper?

The Wool Street Journal.

Courtesy of CDWM.

..and I thought it was Ewes of the World. ..

I'd be lambasted if I posted that.

They do have some excellent stories...I think they get them from a mint source.

[schmunk]

I think this thread should be given the chop.

[FredClogs]

schmunk said:

I think this thread should be given the chop.

Or put on a rack

[CBR JGWRR]

FredClogs said:

schmunk said:

I think this thread should be given the chop.

Or put on a rack

Or being minced.

[Norfolkit]

CBR JGWRR said:

FredClogs said:

schmunk said:

I think this thread should be given the chop.

Or put on a rack

Or being minced.

You've been told before about these puns, are you mutton.

[valiant]

Oi, ewe lot! Stop with the crap puns.

[VladD]

valiant said:

Oi, ewe lot! Stop with the crap puns.

Ewe's already been done. Or are you working on the theory that if you can't bleat them, join them?

[twing]

This thread has become shear nonsense. I've never herd such rubbish.

[schmunk]

Whoever started this off should be lambasted.




Edit: Balls and double balls, I've just noticed VladD's use of the same pun above.

I'm going to get slaughtered...

Edited by schmunk on Thursday 29th January 12:22

[marshalla]

schmunk said:

Whoever started this off should be lambasted.

It's got people flocking to this thread, though.

[Agoogy]

marshalla said:

It's got people flocking to this thread, though.

How did you COME-BY! that idea?

[twing]

marshalla said:

It's got people flocking to this thread, though.

I wonder which post will winnit though

[Pixelpeep7r]

this sauce for jokes is mint !

[PoleDriver]

Just going to divert this thread before it gets too wooly!

[Sticks.]

You're right, the puns were getting a bit shoddy.

[Pixelpeep7r]

Sticks. said:

You're right, the puns were getting a bit shoddy.

like mutton dressed as lamb?

[davhill]

twing said:

I wonder which post will winnit though

Perhaps one from the Baaa-chester Chronicles.