Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

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XJSJohn

15,959 posts

218 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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LordHaveMurci said:
I don't watch the News, I lie to myself & cut out the middle man.
ahh, you must live in SE Asia too .....

Bollycerb

430 posts

165 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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Laurel Green said:
What's a sheep's favorite newspaper?

The Wool Street Journal.

Courtesy of CDWM.
..and I thought it was Ewes of the World. ..

VladD

7,853 posts

264 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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Bollycerb said:
Laurel Green said:
What's a sheep's favorite newspaper?

The Wool Street Journal.

Courtesy of CDWM.
..and I thought it was Ewes of the World. ..
I'd be lambasted if I posted that.

Lordbenny

8,575 posts

218 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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VladD said:
Bollycerb said:
Laurel Green said:
What's a sheep's favorite newspaper?

The Wool Street Journal.

Courtesy of CDWM.
..and I thought it was Ewes of the World. ..
I'd be lambasted if I posted that.
They do have some excellent stories...I think they get them from a mint source.

schmunk

4,399 posts

124 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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I think this thread should be given the chop.

FredClogs

14,041 posts

160 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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schmunk said:
I think this thread should be given the chop.
Or put on a rack

CBR JGWRR

6,518 posts

148 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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FredClogs said:
schmunk said:
I think this thread should be given the chop.
Or put on a rack
Or being minced.

Norfolkit

2,394 posts

189 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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CBR JGWRR said:
FredClogs said:
schmunk said:
I think this thread should be given the chop.
Or put on a rack
Or being minced.
You've been told before about these puns, are you mutton.

valiant

10,069 posts

159 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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Oi, ewe lot! Stop with the crap puns.

VladD

7,853 posts

264 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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valiant said:
Oi, ewe lot! Stop with the crap puns.
Ewe's already been done. Or are you working on the theory that if you can't bleat them, join them?

twing

4,997 posts

130 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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This thread has become shear nonsense. I've never herd such rubbish.

schmunk

4,399 posts

124 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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Whoever started this off should be lambasted.




Edit: Balls and double balls, I've just noticed VladD's use of the same pun above.

I'm going to get slaughtered...


Edited by schmunk on Thursday 29th January 12:22

marshalla

15,902 posts

200 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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schmunk said:
Whoever started this off should be lambasted.
It's got people flocking to this thread, though.

Agoogy

7,274 posts

247 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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marshalla said:
It's got people flocking to this thread, though.
How did you COME-BY! that idea?

twing

4,997 posts

130 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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marshalla said:
It's got people flocking to this thread, though.
I wonder which post will winnit though

Pixelpeep7r

8,600 posts

141 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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this sauce for jokes is mint !

PoleDriver

28,616 posts

193 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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Just going to divert this thread before it gets too wooly! smile


Sticks.

8,707 posts

250 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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You're right, the puns were getting a bit shoddy.

Pixelpeep7r

8,600 posts

141 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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Sticks. said:
You're right, the puns were getting a bit shoddy.
like mutton dressed as lamb?

davhill

5,263 posts

183 months

Thursday 29th January 2015
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twing said:
I wonder which post will winnit though
Perhaps one from the Baaa-chester Chronicles.
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