Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

[TLandCruiser]

Two cannibals eating a clown, one turns round to the other and says....does this taste funny to you.

[Funkycoldribena]

TLandCruiser said:

Two cannibals eating a clown, one turns round to the other and says....does this taste funny to you.

It took 384 pages,but at last a completely original joke that none of us has heard before.....

[Laurel Green]

Funkycoldribena said:

TLandCruiser said:

Two cannibals eating a clown, one turns round to the other and says....does this taste funny to you.

It took 384 pages,but at last a completely original joke that none of us has heard before.....

[twing]

Funkycoldribena said:

It took 384 pages,but at last a completely original joke that none of us has heard before.....

[twing]

Funkycoldribena said:

It took 384 pages,but at last a completely original joke that none of us has heard before.....

[StevieBee]

Funkycoldribena said:

TLandCruiser said:

Two cannibals eating a clown, one turns round to the other and says....does this taste funny to you.

It took 384 pages,but at last a completely original joke that none of us has heard before since 1984.....

Fixed that.

[Vipers]

Funkycoldribena said:

TLandCruiser said:

Two cannibals eating a clown, one turns round to the other and says....does this taste funny to you.

It took 384 pages,but at last a completely original joke that none of us has heard before.....

Another one no one has heard before.

Two goats eating a book called "Ghandi" one turns to the other and says

"It's not bad, but the film was better"

[VladD]

What's Fernando Alonso's least favourite ice cream?

[ChemicalChaos]

VladD said:

What's Fernando Alonso's least favourite ice cream?

Walls

[MadOne]

What ended in 1896?

[soad]

MadOne said:

What ended in 1896?

1895.

[Gargamel]

MadOne said:

What ended in 1896?

Your Credit Card Number ?

[fatboy18]

MadOne said:

What ended in 1896?

English cricket teams winning streak ?

[MadOne]

1895 is the correct answer. Crap joke told to me by the OH who found it hilarious.

[VladD]

MadOne said:

1895 is the correct answer. Crap joke told to me by the OH who found it hilarious.

Technically it didn't end in 1896, but just before it.

[Road2Ruin]

MadOne said:

What ended in 1896?

Is it. .good posts on this thread?

[Monkeylegend]

MadOne said:

What ended in 1896?

The parent and child parking spaces row, oh no that's still going.

[Caruso]

Apple have had to abandon development of their new cruise liner concept iTanic - it kept sinking every time it docked.

[soad]

Caruso said:

Apple have had to abandon development of their new cruise liner concept iTanic - it kept sinking every time it docked.

[mybrainhurts]

soad said:

Caruso said:

Apple have had to abandon development of their new cruise liner concept iTanic - it kept sinking every time it docked.

But they're storming away with a new toilet development, going to be called iCrap.