Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

[twing]

Apparently Sunderland F.C.'s kit sales have gone through the roof. Young girls love having "Adam Johnson" on their backs

[zebra]

Adam Johnson is alleged to have slept with a 15 year old but Wes Brown was arrested for the incident but replays later proved it was John O Shea.

[Jonboy_t]

I went on thesaurus.com the other day and typed in 'Ninjas'. It came back with "'Ninjas' cannot be found".

Well played Ninjas, well played.

[VladD]

Jonboy_t said:

I went on thesaurus.com the other day and typed in 'Ninjas'. It came back with "'Ninjas' cannot be found".

Well played Ninjas, well played.

[Pixelpeep7r]

what's got no teeth and smells ?

the gearbox in my wifes car

[Ari]

Pixelpeep7r said:

what's got no teeth and smells ?

the gearbox in my wifes car

Why does her gearbox smell?

Clutch I could understand, but gearbox..?

[Pixelpeep7r]

Ari said:

Pixelpeep7r said:

what's got no teeth and smells ?

the gearbox in my wifes car

Why does her gearbox smell?

Clutch I could understand, but gearbox..?

Please, consider the kitten analogy.

[LordHaveMurci]

Pixelpeep7r said:

Please, consider the kitten analogy.

[McAndy]

Pixelpeep7r said:

Please, consider the kitten analogy.

Could you explain it to me, please?

[LordHaveMurci]

McAndy said:

Pixelpeep7r said:

Please, consider the kitten analogy.

Could you explain it to me, please?

Jokes are like kittens.

Best left undissected

[McAndy]

LordHaveMurci said:

Jokes are like kittens.

Best left undissected

Sorry, I tried to make an ironic play on dissecting the kitten analogy, but failed. Miserably.

[Pixelpeep7r]

annnnyway....

This selfie craze is getting beyond a joke.

even my car is sending me them from our motorway trips when we go really fast.

[LordHaveMurci]

Pixelpeep7r said:

annnnyway....

This selfie craze is getting beyond a joke.

even my car is sending me them from our motorway trips when we go really fast.

But that's not your car sending them is it

[Pixelpeep7r]

LordHaveMurci said:

Pixelpeep7r said:

annnnyway....

This selfie craze is getting beyond a joke.

even my car is sending me them from our motorway trips when we go really fast.

But that's not your car sending them is it

Don't you bloody start

[glenrobbo]

McAndy said:

LordHaveMurci said:

Jokes are like kittens.

Best left undissected

Sorry, I tried to make an ironic play on dissecting the kitten analogy, but failed. Miserably.

If it's any consolation, I think you failed brilliantly.

A bit ironic, that......

[McAndy]

glenrobbo said:

McAndy said:

LordHaveMurci said:

Jokes are like kittens.

Best left undissected

Sorry, I tried to make an ironic play on dissecting the kitten analogy, but failed. Miserably.

If it's any consolation, I think you failed brilliantly.

A bit ironic, that......

I did ironically chuckle to myself when I realized that I had to dissect my failed ironic joke about dissecting stuff.

(My head hurts.)

[Pixelpeep7r]

McAndy said:

glenrobbo said:

McAndy said:

LordHaveMurci said:

Jokes are like kittens.

Best left undissected

Sorry, I tried to make an ironic play on dissecting the kitten analogy, but failed. Miserably.

If it's any consolation, I think you failed brilliantly.

A bit ironic, that......

I did ironically chuckle to myself when I realized that I had to dissect my failed ironic joke about dissecting stuff.

(My head hurts.)

[kowalski655]

McAndy said:

glenrobbo said:

McAndy said:

LordHaveMurci said:

Jokes are like kittens.

Best left undissected

Sorry, I tried to make an ironic play on dissecting the kitten analogy, but failed. Miserably.

If it's any consolation, I think you failed brilliantly.

A bit ironic, that......

I did ironically chuckle to myself when I realized that I had to dissect my failed ironic joke about dissecting stuff.

(My head hurts.)

[mybrainhurts]

McAndy said:

glenrobbo said:

McAndy said:

LordHaveMurci said:

Jokes are like kittens.

Best left undissected

Sorry, I tried to make an ironic play on dissecting the kitten analogy, but failed. Miserably.

If it's any consolation, I think you failed brilliantly.

A bit ironic, that......

I did ironically chuckle to myself when I realized that I had to dissect my failed ironic joke about dissecting stuff.

(My head hurts.)

Yes..?

[ChemicalChaos]

mybrainhurts said:

Yes..?

'e said is ead urts, not is brain.....