Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

[K12beano]

All too quick today....

ShaunOfCalder said:

Orville wasn't on hand to comment.

[ApOrbital]

Keith Harris's death would have been reported much earlier, but nobody had noticed his lips hadn't moved until today

[omgus]

Saddened, shocked and amused in equal measure.

I'm still thinking this should be renamed the dead celebrities thread!

[A993LAD]

ApOrbital said:

Keith Harris's death would have been reported much earlier, but nobody had noticed his lips hadn't moved until today

probably the worst pearoast in history. look 2 jokes above

Absolutely orville

[Dusty964]

What was the difference between Keith Harris and Rolf Harris?

One was a children's entertainer who spent most of his time with his hand up an infant birds backside, the other was a ventriloquist.

[GloverMart]

He was a big influence on that other puppeteer, Rod Hull.

Especially that bit about wishing he could fly.

[McAndy]

GloverMart said:

He was a big influence on that other puppeteer, Rod Hull.

Especially that bit about wishing he could fly.

Aye, but he was brought back down to Earth.

[GAjon]

McAndy said:

Aye, but he was brought back down to Earth.

But the funeral had a great reception.

Sad truth is, we're running out of suitable people to vote for.

Edited by GAjon on Tuesday 28th April 13:28

[Gandahar]

Entertainer Keith Harris, best known for performances with his puppet Orville, has died, aged 67.


His agent Robert C Kelly confirmed the news on Quacker.


Yes, I just made that up.

[Asterix]

Gandahar said:

Entertainer Keith Harris, best known for performances with his puppet Orville, has died, aged 67.


His agent Robert C Kelly confirmed the news on Quacker.


Yes, I just made that up.

Interesting.

[McAndy]

Gandahar said:

Yes, I just made that up.

It doesn't show.

[ApOrbital]

Sorry was done via phone did not see it please forgive me

[Nom de ploom]

Dusty964 said:

What was the difference between Keith Harris and Rolf Harris?

One was a children's entertainer who spent most of his time with his hand up an infant birds backside, the other was a ventriloquist.

Oof!

but

nice work

[Dilligaf10]

Orville has just closed his Twitter account as he is having difficulty tweeting at the moment

[kowalski655]

his family need cuddles at this sad time

[kowalski655]

ApOrbital said:

Keith Harris's death would have been reported much earlier, but nobody had noticed his lips hadn't moved until today

Well that cant be true,his lips were always moving!

[markmullen]

What's green and empty?



Orville's ahole.

[twing]

markmullen said:

What's green and empty?



Orville's ahole.

[StuntmanMike]

GloverMart said:

He was a big influence on that other puppeteer, Rod Hull.

Especially that bit about wishing he could fly.

Rod Hull died because he bought the wrong washing powder, he used Ariel when he should have used Bounce.

[Chim]

Seems Orville may not make the funeral as he is struggling to find someone to give him a hand