Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

[R_U_LOCAL]

markmullen said:

What's green and empty?

Nepal?

Too soon?

[StuntmanMike]

R_U_LOCAL said:

markmullen said:

What's green and empty?

Nepal?

Too soon?

[Kenty]

Bono is at a U2 concert when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone... "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice from near the front pierces the silence... "Well, fking stop it then!"

[twing]

To the two above ^^

[Dusty964]

R_U_LOCAL said:

markmullen said:

What's green and empty?

Nepal?

Too soon?

To be honest I cant see what all the fuss is about- the last time I Had 14 aftershocks, I couldn't find my house either.

[VladD]

Dusty964 said:

R_U_LOCAL said:

markmullen said:

What's green and empty?

Nepal?

Too soon?

To be honest I cant see what all the fuss is about- the last time I Had 14 aftershocks, I couldn't find my house either.

So wrong, but so brilliant.

[Ali Chappussy]

RIP Keith Harris

KFC Orville!

[Monkeylegend]

Ali Chappussy said:

RIP Keith Harris

KFC Orville!

Isn't Orville a duck?

[Halmyre]

Monkeylegend said:

Ali Chappussy said:

RIP Keith Harris

KFC Orville!

Isn't Orville a duck?

Daffynitely.

[Vipers]

Monkeylegend said:

Ali Chappussy said:

RIP Keith Harris

KFC Orville!

Isn't Orville a duck?

KFC! Duck, chicken, who knows, could be a rat.

[K12beano]

Vipers said:

Monkeylegend said:

Ali Chappussy said:

RIP Keith Harris

KFC Orville!

Isn't Orville a duck?

KFC! Duck, chicken, who knows, could be a rat.

Wot! No horsemeat? Standards have been flying out of the window - unlike Orville..

PS - whatever happened to Wilbur?

[nickphuket]

Kentucky fried cat. Kfc

[VladD]

K12beano said:

PS - whatever happened to Wilbur?

He formed a double act with a tarpaulin. They were known as "Duck and Cover".

[Pixelpeep7r]

The news of Keith Harris has hit me like a golt out of the glue.

[MartG]

Fractured English at its very best

[Ali Chappussy]

Monkeylegend said:

Isn't Orville a duck?

Pedant!

[Feirny]

Ali Chappussy said:

Pedant!

Pedantic duck?

[crofty1984]

Ali Chappussy said:

Monkeylegend said:

Isn't Orville a duck?

Pedant!

This level of pedantry can't be healthy. He should go to the quacks.

[tangerine_sedge]

crofty1984 said:

Ali Chappussy said:

Monkeylegend said:

Isn't Orville a duck?

Pedant!

This level of pedantry can't be healthy. He should go to the quacks.

I'd rather be a quack than a ducky! (copyright Blackadder).

[Monkeylegend]

Ali Chappussy said:

Monkeylegend said:

Isn't Orville a duck?

Pedant!

I bet if you ordered a 10 piece chicken basket and spicy potatoes from KFC and they served you duck you would complain