Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
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Two elderly gentlemen bump into each in the supermarket.
The conversation goes like this:-
"Oh sorry I didn't see you"
"Neither did I, I was busy trying to find my wife"
"That's funny I am looking for my wife as well"
"What's she look like"
"She's 25, 5 ft 9, blond, blue eyes, 38-21-38, what's yours like"
"Don't matter, let's find yours first"
The conversation goes like this:-
"Oh sorry I didn't see you"
"Neither did I, I was busy trying to find my wife"
"That's funny I am looking for my wife as well"
"What's she look like"
"She's 25, 5 ft 9, blond, blue eyes, 38-21-38, what's yours like"
"Don't matter, let's find yours first"
fathomfive said:
ColinM50 said:
Just saw that advert where Holly Willoughby says that whitening toothpaste is part of her daily beauty routine.
Bless her. She genuinely believes people are looking at her face.
I'd happily whiten her teeth for her.Bless her. She genuinely believes people are looking at her face.
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