Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

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vx220

2,691 posts

235 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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GloverMart said:
vx220 said:
Help me out...
The ghetto.
Cheers

Can't believe I missed it

Gargamel

15,004 posts

262 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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vx220 said:
Currently wowing staff and kids at work with my version of this old classic...

Hold up some random object (yesterdays was a paint pallet) and say "did you know I can get every hedgehog in the world on this?"

They say "how?"

You hold random object up to your face as if it was a phone and say "calling all hedgehogs, calling all hedgehogs" in a mysterious voice

One lad laughs (everytime...)

Can't remember where I first saw it, is it familiar to anyone else?
Used to be a match sticking out of the match box to look like a radio, and it was calling all mice., in my day.

leigh1050

2,375 posts

166 months

Tuesday 2nd June 2015
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vx220 said:
Currently wowing staff and kids at work with my version of this old classic...

Hold up some random object (yesterdays was a paint pallet) and say "did you know I can get every hedgehog in the world on this?"

They say "how?"

You hold random object up to your face as if it was a phone and say "calling all hedgehogs, calling all hedgehogs" in a mysterious voice

One lad laughs (everytime...)

Can't remember where I first saw it, is it familiar to anyone else?
I do it with a tape measure and calling all rabbits.

vx220

2,691 posts

235 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2015
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leigh1050 said:
I do it with a tape measure and calling all rabbits.
It never gets old!

Glad it's not just me...

grumpy52

5,598 posts

167 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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Sepp Blatter has said the only person who can get him out of the hole he is in is his half brother .....




Step Ladder

schmunk

4,399 posts

126 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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grumpy52 said:
Sepp Blatter has said the only person who can get him out of the hole he is in is his half brother .....




Step Ladder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgS0c4rZBo

Edited by schmunk on Thursday 4th June 10:23

MartG

20,693 posts

205 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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schmunk said:
grumpy52 said:
Sepp Blatter has said the only person who can get him out of the hole he is in is his half brother .....




Step Ladder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgS0c4rZBo
There's certainly plenty of material for the new series of Mock the Week starting next week smile

MartG

20,693 posts

205 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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Can't afford a divorce, so gave my wife one of my socks and told her she was a free elf now..

Didn't go to plan frown

MartG

20,693 posts

205 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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LordGrover

33,549 posts

213 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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hehe

Undirection

467 posts

122 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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Gargamel said:
vx220 said:
Currently wowing staff and kids at work with my version of this old classic...

Hold up some random object (yesterdays was a paint pallet) and say "did you know I can get every hedgehog in the world on this?"

They say "how?"

You hold random object up to your face as if it was a phone and say "calling all hedgehogs, calling all hedgehogs" in a mysterious voice

One lad laughs (everytime...)

Can't remember where I first saw it, is it familiar to anyone else?
Used to be a match sticking out of the match box to look like a radio, and it was calling all mice., in my day.
Idongeddit?


schmunk

4,399 posts

126 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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Undirection said:
Idongeddit?
It was a pune, or play on words.

Asterix

24,438 posts

229 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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schmunk said:
Undirection said:
Idongeddit?
It was a pune, or play on words.
Nice place, a bit better than Bombay, but not much.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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grumpy52 said:
Sepp Blatter has said the only person who can get him out of the hole he is in is his half brother .....




Step Ladder
Radio 4 noted Sepp Blatter sounds like a urinary tract infection...

Vipers

32,897 posts

229 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, "Where should I put my pants?"

"Over there by mine," was not the answer I was expecting.




smile

illmonkey

18,211 posts

199 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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Vipers said:
During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, "Where should I put my pants?"

"Over there by mine," was not the answer I was expecting.




smile
I always thought it was weird how my doctor was able to perform my prostate exams with both of his hands on my shoulders.

twing

5,019 posts

132 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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MartG said:
Love that

SpudLink

5,860 posts

193 months

Thursday 4th June 2015
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schmunk said:
grumpy52 said:
Sepp Blatter has said the only person who can get him out of the hole he is in is his half brother .....




Step Ladder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgS0c4rZBo

Edited by schmunk on Thursday 4th June 10:23
That Hugh Dennis joke ran for so many weeks on The Now Show that I can only hear Step Ladder when his name is mentioned.

tezzer

983 posts

187 months

Friday 5th June 2015
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Sepp Blatter is going to spend his new found spare time improving his tennis.

His fore-hand shots are nothing special but his back-handers are bloody amazing.

LordGrover

33,549 posts

213 months

Friday 5th June 2015
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HEADLINE said:
CLOWNS DIVORCE
CUSTARDY BATTLE
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