Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
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Moonhawk said:
Guy wakes up in hospital and is confronted by a doctor:
Doctor: "Do you want the good news or the bad news".
Guy: "bad news"
Doctor: "We had to amputate both of your legs".
Guy: "WTF......what the hell is the good news then?"
Doctor: "The guy in the next bed want's to buy your slippers".
Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news.Doctor: "Do you want the good news or the bad news".
Guy: "bad news"
Doctor: "We had to amputate both of your legs".
Guy: "WTF......what the hell is the good news then?"
Doctor: "The guy in the next bed want's to buy your slippers".
Patient: What's the bad news?
Doctor: We amputated the wrong leg.
Patient: What's the good news!?
Doctor: We managed to save your other leg.
Issy and Rachel live in a rather select ara of Hampstead garden suburb, and made sure their duaghter had the best education and upbringing,nanny,private schooling,trips around Europe etc etc.
finally their little princess gets married and goes on honeymoon on an around the world cruise
'Send your Daddy postcards on where you are my poppet' Issy asks
Well the postcards come from each port and Issy is dissappointed that she doesnt give a list of what she has seen etc
'Rachel, we have spent thousands on our girls education, and all she sends back on each card she just tlls me how she feels, everyon just says 'What Happiness'
Rachel grabs a card and reads it
'you silly bugger, It says What a penis'
finally their little princess gets married and goes on honeymoon on an around the world cruise
'Send your Daddy postcards on where you are my poppet' Issy asks
Well the postcards come from each port and Issy is dissappointed that she doesnt give a list of what she has seen etc
'Rachel, we have spent thousands on our girls education, and all she sends back on each card she just tlls me how she feels, everyon just says 'What Happiness'
Rachel grabs a card and reads it
'you silly bugger, It says What a penis'
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