Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
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A man with terrible erectile dysfunction consulted his doctor, but after several visits and no success, the doctor referred him to a hypnotist. The hypnotist put him under and after giving him instructions, awakened him. He told him that when he wanted an erection, he had only to say the words, "One, two, three."
"How do I make it go down again?" the patient asked.
The hypnotist said, "To make it subside just say one, two, three, four and it will. There is just one side effect and that is you won't be able to get another erection for at least a month."
The man immediately went to a bar and picked up a stunning woman, and they proceeded to a hotel where he booked the very best suite for £200 a night and ordered champagne at £150 a bottle.
As soon as they were undressed, the excited man said the magic words: "One, two three,“ and immediately got an enormous erection.
The woman said, "That's lovely dear, but tell me, what did you say 'one, two, three' for?"
"How do I make it go down again?" the patient asked.
The hypnotist said, "To make it subside just say one, two, three, four and it will. There is just one side effect and that is you won't be able to get another erection for at least a month."
The man immediately went to a bar and picked up a stunning woman, and they proceeded to a hotel where he booked the very best suite for £200 a night and ordered champagne at £150 a bottle.
As soon as they were undressed, the excited man said the magic words: "One, two three,“ and immediately got an enormous erection.
The woman said, "That's lovely dear, but tell me, what did you say 'one, two, three' for?"
That'll be going out to a few teacher friends later.
Vipers said:
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rohrl said:
And presumably that is Daniel Day Lewis from There Will Be Blood?Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff