Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

[PoleDriver]

[MrCarPark]

Rolf

[Lordbenny]

MrCarPark said:

Rolf

[Shuvi McTupya]

Jonboy_t said:

The way to a mans heart is through his stomach.

Unless he's a vegetarian... then you get to it through his vagina.

[twing]

Yet another early departure for the Neville brothers

[Du1point8]

Probably an old one, but made me chuckle today...

"The bond's Name. James Name."
Pleased to... What?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance."

[VladD]

Du1point8 said:

Probably an old one, but made me chuckle today...

"The bond's Name. James Name."
Pleased to... What?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance."

Somebody needs to recreate the above smilie using Rolf Harris' head, so that we can genuinely use :rolf:.

[fatboy18]

Du1point8 said:

Probably an old one, but made me chuckle today...

"The bond's Name. James Name."
Pleased to... What?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance."

Don't understand that at all

[SeeFive]

fatboy18 said:

Du1point8 said:

Probably an old one, but made me chuckle today...

"The bond's Name. James Name."
Pleased to... What?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance."

Don't understand that at all

Me too.

I read it again and again and again, and all I registered from it was al loud Whooooooooosh!

I have led such a sheltered life you know...

[budfox]

Nope, me neither.

[STO]

[richardgcs]

Du1point8 said:

Probably an old one, but made me chuckle today...

"The bond's Name. James Name."
Pleased to... What?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance."

Having had a stroke last year I really shouldn't find this amusing !!

[silverfoxcc]

i like the idea of the picture

[Vipers]

Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."

Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"

Cowboy: "Nah.. She's purty good lookin'.....and when you are over sixty, who gives a ****"

[Vipers]

Teacher, "What comes after 69"

Orrible kid "Mouthwash miss"

[budfox]

richardgcs said:

Having had a stroke last year I really shouldn't find this amusing !!

Yet you clearly do. Care to explain it?

[GrumpyTwig]

Du1point8 said:

Probably an old one, but made me chuckle today...

"The bond's Name. James Name."
Pleased to... What?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance."

Well it made me chuckle anyway.




Son: Dad, what does gay mean?
Dad: Happy son. It means happy.
Son: Then are YOU gay DAD?

Dad: No son...... i have a wife...

[Shuvi McTupya]

silverfoxcc said:

i like the idea of the picture

Are they sports people? I honestly don't know who any of them are or what is funny, but I am sure that is just me..

[schmunk]

Shuvi McTupya said:

silverfoxcc said:

i like the idea of the picture

Are they sports people? I honestly don't know who any of them are or what is funny, but I am sure that is just me..

The one in the middle is famous, David Bowie wrote a song about him.

The other two are his sons, one a celebrated footballer, the other a celebrated pundit.

[Asterix]

Took my wife to the doctors today to sort out her Tourettes.

Turns out she doesn't have it.

It seems I am a and she really does want me to fk off.