Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

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Feirny

2,530 posts

148 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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Studio117 said:
my diabetic colleague might take that the wrong way.

hehe
Doubt it as diabetics don't use epi pens, an epileptic might though.


K12beano

20,854 posts

276 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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Woof


Woof, woof, woof?


Woof, woof!

bowtie

Asterix

24,438 posts

229 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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Feirny said:
Studio117 said:
my diabetic colleague might take that the wrong way.

hehe
Doubt it as diabetics don't use epi pens, an epileptic might though.
Or someone subjected to Nerve Agent.

Feirny

2,530 posts

148 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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Asterix said:
Or someone subjected to Nerve Agent.
Touche.

Studio117

4,250 posts

192 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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oops

laugh

havoc

30,173 posts

236 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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Feirny said:
Studio117 said:
my diabetic colleague might take that the wrong way.

hehe
Doubt it as diabetics don't use epi pens, an epileptic might though.
Erm, I sincerely hope not, not unless they also suffer from severe allergies*!!!




* They're used as an emergency treatment for acute anaphylaxis, e.g. to stings, nut-allergies, etc...

Feirny

2,530 posts

148 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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havoc said:
Feirny said:
Studio117 said:
my diabetic colleague might take that the wrong way.

hehe
Doubt it as diabetics don't use epi pens, an epileptic might though.
Erm, I sincerely hope not, not unless they also suffer from severe allergies*!!!




* They're used as an emergency treatment for acute anaphylaxis, e.g. to stings, nut-allergies, etc...
Hence why I said "might", I know about Diabetes but not Epilepsy.

GuitarTech

582 posts

151 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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A man comes home from work one day to see his wife waiting at the bus stop with a case.
"Where are you going to love, he asks"
She replies "I found out today that you're a pedophile so I'm leaving you"
" Pedophile? That's a big word for a 9 year old "

Frimley111R

15,709 posts

235 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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hehe

havoc

30,173 posts

236 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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GuitarTech said:
A man comes home from work one day to see his wife waiting at the bus stop with a case.
"Where are you going to love, he asks"
She replies "I found out today that you're a pedophile so I'm leaving you"
" Pedophile? That's a big word for a 9 year old "
Variant on an Emo Philips joke.

MartG

20,714 posts

205 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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An ugly chick came up to me in the pub and said,"What does reincarnation mean?"
I said,"It means when you die,you come back as something else"
She said,"When I die I'm gonna come back as a dog!"
I said,"You're not listening !"



Just had the Labour councillor round canvassing and I must say I was very impressed with his party's plans to build more schools, increase spending on the elderly, and improve relations with the community.
At least that's what I think his translator said!!....

vx220

2,692 posts

235 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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Feirny said:
havoc said:
Feirny said:
Studio117 said:
my diabetic colleague might take that the wrong way.

hehe
Doubt it as diabetics don't use epi pens, an epileptic might though.
Erm, I sincerely hope not, not unless they also suffer from severe allergies*!!!

It contains "Epinephrine"



* They're used as an emergency treatment for acute anaphylaxis, e.g. to stings, nut-allergies, etc...
Hence why I said "might", I know about Diabetes but not Epilepsy.

vx220

2,692 posts

235 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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K12beano said:
Woof


Woof, woof, woof?


Woof, woof!

bowtie
Sitting waiting for a prescription, laughing like an idiot at this one!

Has someone dog-related died, or is it just random?

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

164 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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I'm going with random,not a clue where the joke is.

jbudgie

8,964 posts

213 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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Well , my dog thought it was funny.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

164 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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Apart from Scooby Doo,I've never seen a dog laugh.

jbudgie

8,964 posts

213 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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Show them this joke then.

telecat

8,528 posts

242 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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Not Sure about the Joke but it ain't random.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

164 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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jbudgie said:
Show them this joke then.
I don't have a dog.

jbudgie

8,964 posts

213 months

Wednesday 12th August 2015
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iva cosworth said:
jbudgie said:
Show them this joke then.
I don't have a dog.
I'll lend you mine.
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