Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

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MartG

20,691 posts

205 months

Wednesday 9th September 2015
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Proctor & Gamble today announced that they are to enter the market for pet products - their first being a dog shampoo called Head & Shoulders & Back & Legs & Tummy & Tail

grumpy52

5,598 posts

167 months

Wednesday 9th September 2015
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MartG said:
Proctor & Gamble today announced that they are to enter the market for pet products - their first being a dog shampoo called Head & Shoulders & Back & Legs & Tummy & Tail
Known in the trade as back sack and crack ?

Pieman68

4,264 posts

235 months

Wednesday 9th September 2015
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A Californian business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening. Although the Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began yelling "Gama Su!, Gama Su!". Hearing this, the Californian knew he had pleased his female Japanese friend and soon afterwards went to sleep.

The next day while playing golf with his Japanese business colleagues, one of his Japanese partners holed his shot from 170 yards away! Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese.

Wanting to impress his friends, the Californian joined in and began yelling, "Gama Su! Gama Su!"

Suddenly everyone became quiet. After a moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked "What the fcensoredk do you mean wrong hole?"

McAndy

12,485 posts

178 months

Wednesday 9th September 2015
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laugh

EarlOfHazard

3,603 posts

159 months

Wednesday 9th September 2015
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MartG said:
Proctor & Gamble today announced that they are to enter the market for pet products - their first being a dog shampoo called Head & Shoulders & Back & Legs & Tummy & Tail
hahaha

2013BRM

39,731 posts

285 months

Thursday 10th September 2015
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A man walks into a zoo, the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog, it's a stzu

schmunk

4,399 posts

126 months

Thursday 10th September 2015
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2013BRM said:
A man walks into a zoo, the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog, it's a stzu
Shih Tzu

Funkycoldribena

7,379 posts

155 months

Thursday 10th September 2015
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schmunk said:
Shih Tzu
No,its a st joke.

Evangelion

7,734 posts

179 months

Thursday 10th September 2015
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I'd heard that joke before, suddenly got this feeling of deja zu.

Convert

3,747 posts

219 months

Thursday 10th September 2015
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If you're going to the Rotherham show this weekend just remember the grooming display has nothing to do with animals...





it usually involves a taxi

LordHaveMurci

12,045 posts

170 months

Thursday 10th September 2015
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Convert said:
If you're going to the Rotherham show this weekend just remember the grooming display has nothing to do with animals...





it usually involves a taxi
rofl

2013BRM

39,731 posts

285 months

Thursday 10th September 2015
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Funkycoldribena said:
schmunk said:
Shih Tzu
No,its a st joke.
come on then

XJSJohn

15,966 posts

220 months

Friday 11th September 2015
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LordHaveMurci said:
Convert said:
If you're going to the Rotherham show this weekend just remember the grooming display has nothing to do with animals...





it usually involves a taxi
rofl
and another rofl

mattdaniels

7,353 posts

283 months

Friday 11th September 2015
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Funkycoldribena said:
Just bought the wife a new fridge for her birthday,should of seen her face light up when she opened it...
laugh

fatboy18

18,955 posts

212 months

Friday 11th September 2015
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mattdaniels said:
Funkycoldribena said:
Just bought the wife a new fridge for her birthday,should of seen her face light up when she opened it...
laugh
hehe Like that one hehe

AJS-

15,366 posts

237 months

Friday 11th September 2015
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LordGrover

33,549 posts

213 months

Friday 11th September 2015
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hehe

rohrl

8,740 posts

146 months

Friday 11th September 2015
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Have you heard about these new corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines.

red rider

208 posts

193 months

Friday 11th September 2015
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I was given a DVD copy of the film San Andreas, I couldn`t get it to play, I think there is a Fault with it.

Jonboy_t

5,038 posts

184 months

Friday 11th September 2015
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Jamie Oliver - what a !! Did one of his 'amazing' recipes the other day. All going well until it said "put in the oven at 180 degrees".

Now there's shepherds pie all over the floor.
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