Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

[TTmonkey]

Chlamydia said:

MartG said:

"We need a railway built that a vocal minority doesn't want, and a new power station because successive governments have done cock all about the nation's power needs and are more worried about Green taxes".

"Okay but first you have to close all of your steel making facilities".

"There's no need, it's so expensive that even we buy elsewhere and they've gone bankrupt".

Neither is funny but at least mine is factual

A vocal minority don't want? Seriously? I know nobody that wants billions spent on this pointless project. Nobody.

[Laurel Green]

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[Phil Dicky]

TTmonkey said:

Chlamydia said:

MartG said:

"We need a railway built that a vocal minority doesn't want, and a new power station because successive governments have done cock all about the nation's power needs and are more worried about Green taxes".

"Okay but first you have to close all of your steel making facilities".

"There's no need, it's so expensive that even we buy elsewhere and they've gone bankrupt".

Neither is funny but at least mine is factual

A vocal minority don't want? Seriously? I know nobody that wants billions spent on this pointless project. Nobody.

And here's me thinking I was on the Sean Connery Joke Thread

[Big Al.]

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