What chav stereotypes apply to you?

[Chunkymonkey71]

Lemmonie said:

I own both uggs and a one piece onesie.

Those two piece onsies are st, aren't they?

[axgizmo]

Like Drum and Bass/ Dubstep music
I have tattoos
Wear tracksuit bottoms (but will not leave the house in them)
I have a onesie (infact I have 2)
I drive an "original saxo" aka an AX

[Chunkymonkey71]

I live in Govan.

I'm terribly posh though. I could be the Laird of Govan.

[andyjo1982]

At the age of 30, I currently drive a Saxo VTR, with 6x9's and an amp, and I like Hollister too.

[cloggy]

None.

[Carthage]

Well...I sometimes drink instant coffee if my colleagues have drunk all the filter stuff we get made for us?

[Papa Hotel]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

I live in Govan.

I'm terribly posh though. I could be the Laird of Govan.

Posh for Govan...

Have you finished your job yet?

[Kozy]

My previous car was a modified Civic.

My current car has a big gay wing.

A like electronic music.

I had MacDonalds for lunch.

I do skids in car parks.

I have a kid and I'm not married.

I live at home with my parents.

I have used drugs.

In my defence:

I said:

My previous car was a modified Civic. - Modified purely for performance, mostly with better OEM parts. Had a standard exhaust!

My current car has a big gay wing. - As standard. Arguably less chavvy than an Impreza

A like electronic music. - I can't really defend this one.

I had MacDonalds for lunch. - A chicken legend. It's chicken, lettuce and mayo in a bun. Get over it.

I do skids in car parks. - Autotesting.

I have a kid and I'm not married. - Wedding in 4 weeks.

I live at home with my parents.- Saving for a mortgage.

I have done drugs. - It was great fun.

[Alex]

I drive a Subaru Impreza.

[Pixel Pusher]

I have a grade 0 hair cut
I wear trainers and hoodies to work and at weekends
I drink Stella Artois
I swear a lot






I really am too old to be guilty of all of the above and I should know better.

[Funkycoldribena]

I eat Aunt Bessies/KFC/Mcds
I sometimes shop in Asda/Lidl
I like women with tattoos/hair extensions.
I have a feature wall in the lounge.

[Carthage]

Oh! I've thought of one - I slept with a Blackpool tram conductor.

[Mr Roper]

Pixel Pusher said:

I wear trainers and hoodies to work

I will see your trainers and hoodies and raise you hoodies and crocs.

[Ikemi]

anonymous said:

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This is probably the only thing 'chavvy' about me ...

[IT1GTR]

I can tick off a few of them.

.Wear trackies around the house and occasionally when popping out to shop (but mostly jeans out and about)
.I have tattoos
.I have a car with a loud exhaust (but also an e92 320i for work - and in my defence the VAG 2.3 V5 is a sweet sounding engine)
.Occasionally refer to police as "Gavvas" when I spot them (when with friends)

None of the above applies to when I'm at work though where i'm a respectable IT manager.

Spose we all have to let our hair down sometimes.

[Pixel Pusher]

Mr Roper said:

I will see your trainers and hoodies and raise you hoodies and crocs.

MEDIC!

[Chunkymonkey71]

Papa Hotel said:

Chunkymonkey71 said:

I live in Govan.

I'm terribly posh though. I could be the Laird of Govan.

Posh for Govan...

Have you finished your job yet?

End of July officially, boss.

I've asked to leave at the end of June; just waiting to hear back.

[Papa Hotel]

IT1GTR said:

.Occasionally refer to police as "Gavvas" when I spot them (when with friends)

I'm sure I'd find out with a simple internet search, but what's the etymology of that word?

[Papa Hotel]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

End of July officially, boss.

I've asked to leave at the end of June; just waiting to hear back.

Ah, ok, I was going to suggest a Duke's Pass run or similar, I have a whole day free tomorrow.

[Fozziebear]

0 scalped head, baseball cap, hoodies all the time, trainers, staffie x2, don't work(full time foster carer so I have the whole day free once they are at school!)