What chav stereotypes apply to you?
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I'm under 20, so even if I'm cold, I cannot wear a coat with a hood up or I will want to stab you. All chavs are yooufs and have hoods..
I drive a corsa, so am a boy racer.
It has nurburging sticker, which means Boyracer x25. And think i know the circuit from need for speed.
(Got the sticker from 2011 N24 I went to)
Other than that usually get called a posh t
t.
I drive a corsa, so am a boy racer.
It has nurburging sticker, which means Boyracer x25. And think i know the circuit from need for speed.
(Got the sticker from 2011 N24 I went to)
Other than that usually get called a posh t
t.
I lived in a council flat on the 19th floor of a council tower block in the East End for 15 years.
I have worked at McDonald's.
I often went to work on the bus.
I drive a GTI6 with a silly loud exhaust and knackered front suspension.
I ride a motorcycle with a silly loud exhaust.
I often wear white socks with trainers
I own and wear hoodies.
On the other hand I was educated at a minor public school and I have never owned a PAYG phone, had a tattoo or smoked.
I have worked at McDonald's.
I often went to work on the bus.
I drive a GTI6 with a silly loud exhaust and knackered front suspension.
I ride a motorcycle with a silly loud exhaust.
I often wear white socks with trainers
I own and wear hoodies.
On the other hand I was educated at a minor public school and I have never owned a PAYG phone, had a tattoo or smoked.
Papa Hotel said:
J4CKO said:
I quite like Stella
Middle name is Darren
Middle name is Darren
You were the inspiration for this thread. There's more, spill it.
I can do an impression of Middle Class quite well nowadays though, kids at private school, live in a "Posh" bit, know my real ales (still enjoy lager though), not a penny of debt, responsible and quite well paid job, have Waitrose delivered every week, I cycle to work and like to eat in nice places, however, sometimes a dirty burger at a race track can be the best thing ever, or a pint of lager with a curry.
I quite like my outlook, I have seen things from various viewpoints and take the bits I enjoy, I try not to be too snobby but some people just done know how to behave, I know very posh,wealthy people who are miserable and misanthropic and people with not much money who really enjoy life, we should be snobby about bad behaviour and ignorance, not someone lookign a bit rough as they may be the one that pulls you from a burning car, you just never know.
Are Converse chav? I'd say they were the opposite of chav, which expect to be Timberland or gleaming box-fresh trainers. So I'm not counting them! Mine:
Wear hoodies
Wear some clothing with visible brand names, although nothing too far up the list of PH chav brands
Drive Civic Type-R (although bought new rather than stolen / second hand, which in some eyes I think makes me less chav but more stupid)
Use public transport (train)
Live in ex-council house
Occasionally drink lager, occasionally to "binge" levels according to Daily Mail
Keep emergency Super Noodles in the house for those times that it's too much effort to tell the groundsman to shoot and prepare me a pheasant
Was married last year NOT in church (is this "chav" or just "doesn't believe in fairies"?)
Shop at Tesco
Wear an off the peg suit to work, and no tie
Watch football
Own a very small number of celebrity biographies, although more "Hammond" than "Jordan" and all unsolicited gifts
Wear hoodies
Wear some clothing with visible brand names, although nothing too far up the list of PH chav brands
Drive Civic Type-R (although bought new rather than stolen / second hand, which in some eyes I think makes me less chav but more stupid)
Use public transport (train)
Live in ex-council house
Occasionally drink lager, occasionally to "binge" levels according to Daily Mail
Keep emergency Super Noodles in the house for those times that it's too much effort to tell the groundsman to shoot and prepare me a pheasant
Was married last year NOT in church (is this "chav" or just "doesn't believe in fairies"?)
Shop at Tesco
Wear an off the peg suit to work, and no tie
Watch football
Own a very small number of celebrity biographies, although more "Hammond" than "Jordan" and all unsolicited gifts
I usually have a grade one haircut around the sides and back, inch off the top.
I own several pairs of airmax trainers(comfortable for my fat stumpy legs when driving).
I have 5 tattoos.
I did drive a saxo that had a fast car sticker on it(there when bought)
I have Adidas originals jackets,
I have a burberry scarf somewhere(mum bought it with her work discount thinking it was cool)
I live in a bought house(originally council)
I have a dishwasher and a massive pile of rubble covered in fag ends in the back garden
I call my brother Bruv.
I have been known to smoke funny cigarettes.
Can't think of any more?
I own several pairs of airmax trainers(comfortable for my fat stumpy legs when driving).
I have 5 tattoos.
I did drive a saxo that had a fast car sticker on it(there when bought)
I have Adidas originals jackets,
I have a burberry scarf somewhere(mum bought it with her work discount thinking it was cool)
I live in a bought house(originally council)
I have a dishwasher and a massive pile of rubble covered in fag ends in the back garden
I call my brother Bruv.
I have been known to smoke funny cigarettes.
Can't think of any more?
Jonathan27 said:
Spanna said:
Hoodies.
'Cuffed' jeans.
Enjoy Maccies and KFC.
Wear Nike or Converse trainers or Timberland boots.
Don't own a car.
There isn't a sane man in this world who doesn't like KFC, that can't imply that a persons a chav!'Cuffed' jeans.
Enjoy Maccies and KFC.
Wear Nike or Converse trainers or Timberland boots.
Don't own a car.
Should add to my list that:
I shop in Asda.
I have a motorcycle that is too loud.
I'm currently wearing a Lacoste polo t-shirt.
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