What chav stereotypes apply to you?

[pingu393]

KM666 said:

Does that mean I am the king of the chavs?

Close, but no cigar (or should that be crown) .

[NadiR]

The amount of people on this thread who own a CTR with a fart cannon loud exhaust is overwhelming! Doesn't stop me from wanting one cos am a chav innit.

[vixen1700]

NadiR said:

The amount of people on this thread who own a CTR with a fart cannon loud exhaust is overwhelming! Doesn't stop me from wanting one cos am a chav innit.

I have a CTR with a standard exhaust, in fact all of it is standard.

So I renounce my chavviness.

[NadiR]

vixen1700 said:

I have a CTR with a standard exhaust, in fact all of it is standard.

So I renounce my chavviness.

Any man who has a TVR has fulfilled their life of being a real man, no matter how many chav stereotypes may apply to them.

[GroundEffect]

Thinking about it, none.

I drive a BMW convertible
I wear shirts, dark jeans and shoes most of the time
I'm a professional engineer
Live in a 4 bedroom detached house in a nice area
I don't eat fast food
I don't drink Stella or 'cider'



WAIT I LIVE IN ESSEX

[Cotty]

Papa Hotel said:

What's with all the insecure posters listing why you aren't chavs?

I don't know. I have just been to Benidorm for the weekend. It was bloody cold, wish I'd taken my hoodie. and I brought back 400 fags

[pingu393]

Cotty said:

I don't know. I have just been to Benidorm for the weekend. It was bloody cold, wish I'd taken my hoodie. and I brought back 400 fags

You are definitely not chav. Everyone knows that you can bring back 3200 without a problem . Yep, done that as well .

[Usget]

For:

Tattoos.
Hoodies.
"Boy Racer" car (DC2).
Terrifying status dog.
Rented flat.

Against:

Tattoos are hidden.
Hoodies are comfy.
Boy racer car... well, can't really defend that .
Terrifying status dog is a soppy, cuddly lump of stupid who is very well looked after.

My general life outlook is the epitome of anti-chav, though.

and perhaps the ultimate anti-chav accessory...

[MercuryRises]

I guess I'm a chav at heart

The Bass on my car stereo is set to Max.
I smoke home rolled fags
Drink primarily lager, from the can
Rarely wear any footwear other than trainers
Curse like a sailor (Mind you, I am a sailor)
I watch football
I buy shiny stuff, not quite into "Bling" territory, but getting there

[AJordan]

Live in South East London
Drive a Vauxhall Corsa
My local is a Wetherspoon
I wear a name badge at work
I drink Strongbow out of cans
Own many pairs of Nike trainers and Timberland boots
Occasionally frequent Millwall games
Read The Sun
Eat fried chicken and takeaways
Have a football shirt with my name on

Thats probably enough...

[TheRacingSnake]

I drive an evo with a carbon bonnet.....in me best baseball cap

[Number 5]

I'm a member of Pistonheads, it's a motoring website. I think of it as the internet version of Jeremy Kyle show.

[eskidavies]

Own a staffie
Timberland boots, superdry hoodie, and Hollister shorts,
Bald shaved head , snake and dagger tattoo on fore arm which I hate
Oh and I like jungle music and gabba techno

[80quattro]

Oh dear.

I drive an old 5 series with a bodykit and a JBL sub in the boot
My missus has more tattoos than me, although one of mine is an Acid house smiley face
2 kids and unmarried
I don't own my house
My friends and me frequently refer to eachother as 'n*gga' despite being honkies
I own quite a few baseball caps - my favourite is a Projekts NYC one.

[M159V8]

I have lots of hoodies and lots of Nike hi-tops. Oh, and I shop at JD

[900T-R]

80quattro said:

Oh dear.


I don't own my house

Me neither. I bought it but the bank owns it.

[benjj]

Put some 95 Ron in today.

[parapaul]

Drive a previous-gen BMW.
It's modified.
With decals.
I'm divorced.
Twice.
With kids who I only see once a week.
I have tattoos.
I wear trainers and hoodies.
I'm living with a single mum (does that make her not single any more?)
The household dog is a pitbull.
Her ex husband is a shouty, nasty, binge-drinking cokehead.

I ain't no chav, innit?

[jogger1976]

I've been known to frequent Sports Direct, particularly during my running/5 a side days. Good cheap kit

I quite like kebabs

I've recently developed a disturbing penchant for McDonald's. Chicken Legend with mayo.Nom Nom.

When I get my hair cut, it's pretty much grade 4 or below

I used to own 7 pairs of trainers (All Adidas old skool stuff like Samba, Gazelle and Stan Smith, so perhaps not that chav?)

I sometimes shop in Iceland/Aldi/Lidl/Family Bargains

I've been known to eat my dinner on my lap watching the telly. Extra chav points as I sometimes don't even bother to transfer the contents of the microwave meal from the container it came in.

I think Staffordshire Bull Terriers are lovely dogs and would probably have one if it wasn't for work.

I've been on holiday to Benidorm and Fuertventura. Wouldn't go there now though.

I used to drink a LOT of Stella Now it just makes me feel

I may have, at some point in the late 90's early 2000's, been off my tits in a club/random field, dancing like a mentalist alongside like minded individuals and rather enjoyed it. The bits I can remember, that is

Edited by jogger1976 on Monday 29th June 18:43

[5-Oh]

I've got a cheap bicycle with a 2-stroke engine attached to it & I listen to 90's hard dance on occasion. Oh, I once owned a pair of Rockports and a faux-Burberry cap! It was cool in year 10, honest!