What chav stereotypes apply to you?
Discussion
Papa Hotel said:
I've got a Staffordshire Bull Terrier, my middle name is Darren, I wear a name badge to work, I have an old fridge in my back garden, I often wear a hoodie and 99% of the time a pair of trainers. There are two cans of Tennents in my fridge (the one in the kitchen), I shave my head and have tattoos.
I isn't a chav, innit.
You thought you had it bad, my fI isn't a chav, innit.
king FIRST name is Darren 
robm3 said:
Despite them all being new, the front of my house is looking like a dumping ground for trailers and vehicles (out of sight is my big boat on the road).
And that's a pop up caravan in the garage!!
Need to sort your front garden out!And that's a pop up caravan in the garage!!
for me:
- Ride a yobbo supermoto motorcycle that has an s59 against it.
- Occasionally ride it to mc Donalds for a Mc Flurry.
Edited by cat with a hat on Wednesday 1st July 22:05
Like kebabs - In and out
Swear like fk. - Not in work.
wear hoodies and joggers 90% of the time - Comfier, and wear jeans/chinos to go out
have a loud exhaust - which backfires - on demand, and quite when wanted and not driven by a knob
Have a car with stickers on - PH and factory fit.
have an iPhone 6 - I like iPhones, deal was same as 5S.
Park on the road - have no drive.
I shop at Asda - closest and staggering distance from the pub.
Own Argos furniture - cheapest about.
Own Ikea furniture - Only place had what I wanted, plus building it was fun.
Swear like f
k. - Not in work. wear hoodies and joggers 90% of the time - Comfier, and wear jeans/chinos to go out
have a loud exhaust - which backfires - on demand, and quite when wanted and not driven by a knob
Have a car with stickers on - PH and factory fit.
have an iPhone 6 - I like iPhones, deal was same as 5S.
Park on the road - have no drive.
I shop at Asda - closest and staggering distance from the pub.
Own Argos furniture - cheapest about.
Own Ikea furniture - Only place had what I wanted, plus building it was fun.
Ha ha, I am the very epitome of chav according to this thread.
I have a loud car that upsets numerous demographics, I have a tattoo, my missus is a hairdresser.....with tattoos, my brother in law has been in Max Power, I swear, I love kebabs and McDonald's , I live in hoodies and trainers (although I do go to the gym four days a week) I've got four kids, a big barky dog and buy my furniture from ikea. And the creme de la creme, a woman I used to work with has been on jeremy kyle. Do I win?
I have a loud car that upsets numerous demographics, I have a tattoo, my missus is a hairdresser.....with tattoos, my brother in law has been in Max Power, I swear, I love kebabs and McDonald's , I live in hoodies and trainers (although I do go to the gym four days a week) I've got four kids, a big barky dog and buy my furniture from ikea. And the creme de la creme, a woman I used to work with has been on jeremy kyle. Do I win?
Edited by TONKA2 on Friday 3rd July 17:49
jogger1976 said:
robm3 said:
Despite them all being new, the front of my house is looking like a dumping ground for trailers and vehicles (out of sight is my big boat on the road).
And that's a pop up caravan in the garage!!
You are Claude Greengrass AICMFP And that's a pop up caravan in the garage!!
Nice XFR by the way
t that noticed the Defender first.
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