What chav stereotypes apply to you?

[Timberwolf]

Mr Roper said:

I will see your trainers and hoodies and raise you hoodies and crocs.

That's not chavvy, it's just special.

They're the "shoes" given to people who, possessed of an ordinary shoe, would somehow contrive to injure themselves with it.

[Chunkymonkey71]

Papa Hotel said:

Chunkymonkey71 said:

End of July officially, boss.

I've asked to leave at the end of June; just waiting to hear back.

Ah, ok, I was going to suggest a Duke's Pass run or similar, I have a whole day free tomorrow.

I'd love a Dukes Pass run tomorrow. Sadly, I'll be in here looking apathetic as usual!

You can go tomorrow and practise for July!

[LiamB]

Got a Bull Mastiff/Staff
Ride a moped and can wheelie it
Like electronic music
Wear hoodies and trainers 99.9% of the time
Still live at home

Oh god..

[Big Fat Fatty]

Go on.......

[StottyZr]

Is it chav if you condemn your actions? For example, wearing a black baseball cap, I know I look like a chav and I don't like the hat, but I ran out of gel and I look worse with a straw thatch on my head.

Surely a chav would be proud of said cap?

Discuss.

[LouD86]

I am no Chav.

Living in a Listed Grade 2 Property, Driving a Jaguar S-Type, and enjoy pints of Ale at the Country Local.



















However, I sell cars, also have lots of banger bmw's, dirty trucks, swear, smoke, work hard for a living, and like a good curry after a night on the beers!! lol. Half and half, depends whats happening I suppose

[LaurasOtherHalf]

Err I favour stone island for jackets....

[Justayellowbadge]

LaurasOtherHalf said:

Err I favour stone island for jackets....

You lie.

I've seen that before, it's the reduced rack in our local Cancer Research shop.

[pad58]

Unemployed, but not claiming.
Wear tracky bottoms in the house.
Wear trainer most of the time.
I will eat Maccy Ds if hungry.
I smoke rollies.
I have a mapped golf.
I watch J. Kyle in the morning.
I have shopped in Iceland.
I...can't think of any more.

[Fuchs]

Funkycoldribena said:

I have a feature wall in the lounge.

What is this?

[captainzep]

I definitely have a few underclass tendencies, but they're a bit more redneck rural than those above.

I increasingly buy hoodies, -but agriculturally branded ones from farmer's outlets.

I have a John Deere baseball cap.

I covet a pick-up. Possibly with a lift-kit.

I've been known to put a can of cider in the cup holder of the ride-on mower and slouch when driving it.

I tend to burn quite a lot of our rubbish, particularly old plastic items.

I attend motorsport events where in-bred loons drive the doors off Mk1 & 2 escorts, mostly sideways and love it.

I have a pile of rubble in a prominent position next to the house, because it's good hardcore which I'll use one day.

ETA: I currently have a goatee.

Edited by captainzep on Wednesday 24th April 15:43

[Mr Roper]

Pixel Pusher said:

MEDIC!

Timberwolf said:

That's not chavvy, it's just special.

They're the "shoes" given to people who, possessed of an ordinary shoe, would somehow contrive to injure themselves with it.

Injury Lawyers for You is on my speed dial.

[DanielJames]

Most.

[Parsnip]

I have a (very) loud exhaust system.
I listen to both dubstep and electro.
I wear trainers and hoodies.
I sometimes wear coveralls with my name on at work.
I always use a shortened version of my name.

[Funkycoldribena]

Fuchs said:

Funkycoldribena said:

I have a feature wall in the lounge.

What is this?

You know...just one wall in patterned wallpaper that'll go out of fashion in a couple of years.

[SpeckledJim]

Papa Hotel said:

IT1GTR said:

.Occasionally refer to police as "Gavvas" when I spot them (when with friends)

I'm sure I'd find out with a simple internet search, but what's the etymology of that word?

Correct and appropriate use of 'etymology' = total outweighing of previous egregious chavvy crimes.

Redemption.

[Dan_1981]

I drive an Evo.

[Vieste]

I have short hair and two tattoos, no tracksuit bottoms only one pair of trainers and one pair of football boots,i do not like drum n bass.

I only wear sporty stuff when playing it.

[Tallow]

I once watched a football match

(Edited because the original sentence structure was terrible, and thus inherently chavvy)

Edited by Tallow on Wednesday 24th April 17:19

[Fuchs]

Funkycoldribena said:

Fuchs said:

Funkycoldribena said:

I have a feature wall in the lounge.

What is this?

You know...just one wall in patterned wallpaper that'll go out of fashion in a couple of years.

Ahhh - ok - they have yet to reach Switzerland.