Don't mess with the strippers in Southampton

[Gwagon111]

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/10401488.Lapdancer...kidnappingclub_boss/

[Mobsta]

Where there is a stripper, there is trouble.

That's why there are no nursery rhymes with unicorns, rainbows and happy strippers.

[Vieste]

Adverts fking adverts

[Papa Hotel]

Gwagon111 said:

What's the funny part?

[Mobsta]

Papa Hotel said:

Gwagon111 said:

What's the funny part?

The funny part is you. Usually. Now that you've arrived. I like your jokes and this thread needs to be turned around.

You just need to say something funny.

[Papa Hotel]

Mobsta said:

The funny part is you. Usually. Now that you've arrived. I like your jokes and this thread needs to be turned around.

You just need to say something funny.

Nowt I can do dear Mobsta, kidnap and robbery just ain't funny.

[Council Baby]

Papa Hotel said:

Nowt I can do dear Mobsta, kidnap and robbery just ain't funny.

Especially when there are no pictures of the strippers torturing the kidnapped man.

[Mobsta]

Council Baby said:

Papa Hotel said:

Nowt I can do dear Mobsta, kidnap and robbery just ain't funny.

Especially when there are no pictures of the strippers torturing the kidnapped man.

This. One may have worn a Donald Duck mask, the other a mask of the back end of a dog. Strippers kiss a lot (in my stripper dreams) and that would have been worth putting the popcorn on for.

[Gwagon111]

Mobsta said:

This. One may have worn a Donald Duck mask, the other a mask of the back end of a dog. Strippers kiss a lot (in my stripper dreams) and that would have been worth putting the popcorn on for.

I know one of the strippers involved. Mental doesn't even start to explain it .

[Vieste]

I bet her flange looks like mat777777777777777s head.

[Mobsta]

Gwagon111 said:

I know one of the strippers involved. Mental doesn't even start to explain it .

How. May I ask?

I have never slept with a lady of the night, I don't intend to, either. But experience with these types has taught me to steer well clear.

Pretty on the outside, rubbish on the inside.
Why, or how, do you know her?

[Vieste]

He said stripper not we.

[Gwagon111]

Mobsta said:

How. May I ask?

I have never slept with a lady of the night, I don't intend to, either. But experience with these types has taught me to steer well clear.

Pretty on the outside, rubbish on the inside.
Why, or how, do you know her?

I was banging her sister for a couple of years (I didn't even come up for breath ). The whole family are a bit on the mental side .

[sunbeam alpine]

Gwagon111 said:

Mobsta said:

How. May I ask?

I have never slept with a lady of the night, I don't intend to, either. But experience with these types has taught me to steer well clear.

Pretty on the outside, rubbish on the inside.
Why, or how, do you know her?

I was banging her sister for a couple of years...

Now THAT's what I call stamina!

[Papa Hotel]

Vieste said:

He said stripper not we.

Don't be naive. The difference between a hooker and a stripper is the time of night and whether she needs 20 quid.

[Mobsta]

Papa Hotel said:

Vieste said:

He said stripper not we.

Don't be naive. The difference between a hooker and a stripper is the time of night and whether she needs 20 quid.

Well, we need to know what O'clock it was, then.
And whether he had witnessed or indulged in her bits half past very late O'Clock before.

[Shaw Tarse]

I saw this reported in the Daily Mail the other day, it made me think of the film Nine to Five.
Then I had Dolly Parton stuck in my head singing...

[Vieste]

The company i have been working for wanted a new broadband setting up it will be active on 8th 24.00 hrs is that pants down or knickers up time?

[Mobsta]

Shaw Tarse said:

I saw this reported in the Daily Mail the other day, it made me think of the film Nine to Five.
Then I had Dolly Parton stuck in my head singing...

CAN I BORROW IT ?
Excuse the shouting, my naughty bits just really hoped you would say yes.

[s p a c e m a n]

£42k between them in a night, are they having a laugh? The record at my regular for a single girl is £14k and that included drinks and room fees, they want to have been doing something very funky to justify that price.