Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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fatboy18

18,947 posts

211 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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That 'Got wong' bloke who is constantly telling fat birds that they look good and now they should eat Yogurt.......

Give up mate THEIR FAT!

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

233 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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grumpy52 said:
Breakfast cereals , the loose ones not the brick like ones such as weetabix etc, why when I get close to the end of a box is there either too much for a regular portion leaving 1/4 portion to get binned or a small portion so I feel cheated ?
massive portion or a mixture with the next box

win-win

m8rky

2,090 posts

159 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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The vast majority of the Enterprise rental fleet next to my mates workshop that dont have dust caps on the tyre valves.
Looks slack and lazy.

MissChief

7,110 posts

168 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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Bayern Munich not scoring.

NWTony

2,849 posts

228 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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fatboy18 said:
That 'Got wong' bloke who is constantly telling fat birds that they look good and now they should eat Yogurt.......

Give up mate THEIR FAT!
Ooh , ooh, me, me!

They're.

fatboy18

18,947 posts

211 months

Wednesday 23rd April 2014
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NWTony said:
fatboy18 said:
That 'Got wong' bloke who is constantly telling fat birds that they look good and now they should eat Yogurt.......

Give up mate THEY'RE FAT!
Ooh , ooh, me, me!

They're.
Bugger, bloody Spell Police biggrin
Thank you for enlightening me wink

Robb F

4,568 posts

171 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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"Superb"


GTIR

24,741 posts

266 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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fatboy18 said:
That 'Got wong' bloke who is constantly telling fat birds that they look good and now they should eat Yogurt.......

Give up mate THEIR FAT!
Especially when he says "You look gorgeous darling". You're a bender mate. I don't think you can judge fairly unless it's got a dick!

Also, wasn't he bullied at school for being fat and gay?
Not sure I'd want an emotionally damaged person telling me I look great. He'd be paranoid that he didn't upset you!

"You look fabulous darling"
"But my gunt it touching the floor?"
"You look fabulous darling! Now eat some Activia"

The Don of Croy

5,998 posts

159 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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The effing car valet bod running a f**king noisy genny next door to clean the already sparkly Boxster S...why can he not use their electrical supply and save everyone else this racket?

Every other effing week, too.

(And no, they haven't offered to do mine too)

mike-r

1,539 posts

191 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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The Don of Croy said:
The effing car valet bod running a f**king noisy genny next door to clean the already sparkly Boxster S...why can he not use their electrical supply and save everyone else this racket?

Every other effing week, too.

(And no, they haven't offered to do mine too)
You should ask if he'll do yours. Given how annoying that is when washing cars, he might just see this thread and your complaint when he comes to contribute.

droopsnoot

11,933 posts

242 months

Thursday 24th April 2014
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These spam emails with zips attached. Is anyone in the world still stupid enough to open the zip files? Especially when the scum that sent it can't even write? I got this one today:

"Good afternoon!

You has the penalty for property tax.
Amount: $114.77

Detailed notification is in the attached archive



You gotta review document before: March 8th 2014.
Differently you'll take additional surcharge.

Always sincerely yours,
Supervisor of Arizona Department of Revenue.
Rosario Spangler
+1 (207) 367-62-25 "

Well, Rosario, I hate to tell you this, but you're not getting the money. And it's a good job ol' Rosario doesn't post on here, with grammar like that.

thismonkeyhere

10,345 posts

231 months

Friday 25th April 2014
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Missing a patch of stubble in my morning shave, which I then notice when I am in the car or in a meeting and it will then annoy me all day, because I KNOW that it's there...

GTIR

24,741 posts

266 months

Friday 25th April 2014
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thismonkeyhere said:
Missing a patch of stubble in my morning shave, which I then notice when I am in the car or in a meeting and it will then annoy me all day, because I KNOW that it's there...
Oh dear.

Do you use safety razors or disposables?

thismonkeyhere

10,345 posts

231 months

Friday 25th April 2014
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GTIR said:
thismonkeyhere said:
Missing a patch of stubble in my morning shave, which I then notice when I am in the car or in a meeting and it will then annoy me all day, because I KNOW that it's there...
Oh dear.

Do you use safety razors or disposables?
Bit of both, but it's not really relevant. On those, thankfully rare, occasions where the above occurs, it is due to my being half asleep, or rushing, or both.

Cotty

39,539 posts

284 months

Friday 25th April 2014
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Not beyond reason but sodding rain. Wanted to clean the cars today but it is chucking it down.

goldblum

10,272 posts

167 months

Friday 25th April 2014
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Women with long greying hair.



You may think you're a modern, empowered sister sending out a message to the rest of womanhood that you're embracing your femininity and you're not afraid to confront your age but the fact is you look like something the cat dragged in and regurgitated on the kitchen floor.
Just have some self-respect and dye it FFS.

Put some make up on as well.

CC07 PEU

2,299 posts

204 months

Saturday 26th April 2014
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All that jazz said:
Cookie policies and "subscribe" notices. Why is it on every local rag site you manage to read the first few sentences of a story and then it appears.... the huge screen filling box wanting you to enter all your personal details so they can keep you up-to-date on all their dog-chases-sheep non-stories. And then as fast as you can stab your mouse pointer at the tiny X hidden away somewhere, along comes a similarly sized box telling you about their cookie policies.

JUST fk OFF WITH THAT st. furious
The whole eprivacy thing is a load of absolute st that nobody gives a fk about so I agree that they should give it a rest.

All that jazz

7,632 posts

146 months

Saturday 26th April 2014
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CC07 PEU said:
All that jazz said:
Cookie policies and "subscribe" notices. Why is it on every local rag site you manage to read the first few sentences of a story and then it appears.... the huge screen filling box wanting you to enter all your personal details so they can keep you up-to-date on all their dog-chases-sheep non-stories. And then as fast as you can stab your mouse pointer at the tiny X hidden away somewhere, along comes a similarly sized box telling you about their cookie policies.

JUST fk OFF WITH THAT st. furious
The whole eprivacy thing is a load of absolute st that nobody gives a fk about so I agree that they should give it a rest.
furiousyes

And why tf are they called cookies? Stupid name. I even looked up their history on wiki but it doesn't tell you anything other than they were originally called magic cookies, which is an even stupider name. Cookies are for fking eating not fking spying on you. mad

silverthorn2151

6,298 posts

179 months

Saturday 26th April 2014
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goldblum said:
Women with long greying hair.



You may think you're a modern, empowered sister sending out a message to the rest of womanhood that you're embracing your femininity and you're not afraid to confront your age but the fact is you look like something the cat dragged in and regurgitated on the kitchen floor.
Just have some self-respect and dye it FFS.

Put some make up on as well.
I know 2 ladies who can only be described as MILFs with long grey hair. I say know, what I mean is I see them on the train, think they are real sexy and fantasise about disappointing them. They don't know what they are missing.

On the other hand I also know a lady with real long grey hair who rather resembles Witchy-poo (for the over 50's) who I don't fancy, not even a little bit.





CC07 PEU

2,299 posts

204 months

Saturday 26th April 2014
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Any website that has an image such as that below offering "live chat" customer service. Inevitably always offline when you need them and even if they were online, the only information they can help with is stuff that you could easily find on the website yourself anyway. Waste of everybody's time.



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