Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

[marmitemania]

This f@cking place and a lot of the wall eyed drones on it.

[MartG]

Rostfritt said:

MartG said:

British Gas' seeming inability to get anywhere close when estimating my gas usage - even after 6 months of me submitting monthly meter readings they still estimate that I use 15 times more gas than I actually do

Just moved into a new place and after a month they gave me an estimated bill of about 50cu/ft, I had used one as it was summer ......

Sounds familiar - bill for this month was for 32cu/m, usage was 2

[colonel c]

MissChief said:

colonel c said:

BT Indian call centre bod trying to convince me my phone line filter is faulty, when it's really a faulty hub.

Can one assume you have changed the Filter anyway?

Yes. I went through the motions.

[Tyre Tread]

colonel c said:

MissChief said:

colonel c said:

BT Indian call centre bod trying to convince me my phone line filter is faulty, when it's really a faulty hub.

Can one assume you have changed the Filter anyway?

Yes. I went through the motions.

Isn't that like swimming off Southport beach?

[King Herald]

My boss here at work, chews fruit with his mouth open, sounds like a naked woman walking through metre deep mud!!!!

It irritates the piss out of me, I have to leave the room. Not sure why, but the slurping, smacking, piggish sounds drive me insane!!! And as he is my boss, I can't really say anything.

[Tyre Tread]

Do Kings have boses?

[V8mate]

marmitemania said:

This f@cking place and a lot of the wall eyed drones on it.

So... by 'this place'... you mean 'planet earth'? The United Kingdom?

[SilverSixer]

Tyre Tread said:

Do Kings have boses?

God, usually. Invariably on his side, though.

[KingNothing]

Tyre Tread said:

Do Kings have boses?

Until I win the lottery tonight; yes.

[fatboy18]

DB limits at Motor racing circuits

[MartG]

NIMBYs who move near racing circuits then complain about the noise, and the legal system which then supports their complaint

fatboy18 said:

DB limits at Motor racing circuits

[Morningside]

MartG said:

NIMBYs who move near racing circuits then complain about the noise, and the legal system which then supports their complaint

fatboy18 said:

DB limits at Motor racing circuits

Especially when it used to be an airbase.



People in doctors waiting room who have their chair resting against the wall with that creak, creak noise every time they move.

[James2593]

When the BBC show advert(s) for a new series, but at the end of the trailer it says 'coming soon'. By the time the fking series airs I will have forgotten that the programme even existed!

I will probably have forgotten what it's called by tomorrow morning, so me remembering in 3 months time is hopeless!

I assume they will replay the advert nearer the air date with a date, but I won't watch much TV, so I end up missing them.

[MikeOxlong]

Idiot doylem bellends on Facebook who put 'proudmummy' or 'mummytobe' or 'prouddaddytodarren' or other such mouth breathing bks in their name.

fk you.

[KingNothing]

James2593 said:

When the BBC show advert(s) for a new series, but at the end of the trailer it says 'coming soon'. By the time the fking series airs I will have forgotten that the programme even existed!

I will probably have forgotten what it's called by tomorrow morning, so me remembering in 3 months time is hopeless!

I assume they will replay the advert nearer the air date with a date, but I won't watch much TV, so I end up missing them.

I find that annoying aswell, also when at the end of a show alot of channels sometimes say something like...

"Bruce Willis takes up the role of John McClane as he takes on ruthless terrorists..."

Then think, get in, Die Hard's on.

"...tomorrow at 9"

Arrrgggggh go fk yourselves!

[colonel c]

KingNothing said:

James2593 said:

When the BBC show advert(s) for a new series, but at the end of the trailer it says 'coming soon'. By the time the fking series airs I will have forgotten that the programme even existed!

I will probably have forgotten what it's called by tomorrow morning, so me remembering in 3 months time is hopeless!

I assume they will replay the advert nearer the air date with a date, but I won't watch much TV, so I end up missing them.

I find that annoying aswell, also when at the end of a show alot of channels sometimes say something like...

"Bruce Willis takes up the role of John McClane as he takes on ruthless terrorists..."

Then think, get in, Die Hard's on.

"...tomorrow at 9"

Arrrgggggh go fk yourselves!

[kowalski655]

James2593 said:

When the BBC show advert(s) for a new series, but at the end of the trailer it says 'coming soon'. By the time the fking series airs I will have forgotten that the programme even existed!

I will probably have forgotten what it's called by tomorrow morning, so me remembering in 3 months time is hopeless!

I assume they will replay the advert nearer the air date with a date, but I won't watch much TV, so I end up missing them.

+1
Sky are as bad:" coming soon"... in about 3 months! You can't even use the green button thing as it's so far ahead.

[droopsnoot]

Skimming an article in one of the sunday rags in the pub last night about a bloke who is apparently saving David Jason autographs to make his fortune when DJ pops off, I noticed the "journalist" managed to both refer to the Trotters van as a Reliant Robin, and then alongside the photo of this bloke's replica van, call it a "Robin Reliant".

[james_tigerwoods]

Biting in to my toast this morning and my top and bottom sets of teeth squeaking together.... Bleugh...

[andygo]

Women and electrical cables. How do they get them all to look like curly telephone wires? hairdryers, vacuum cleaners, irons, sat navs, phone chargers - the list goes on. How do they not notice? Weird.