Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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bigkeeko

1,370 posts

143 months

Monday 29th September 2014
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Fat nurses.

What the fk is all that about? Who the fk in their right mind would take advice on diet and health from some monster truck in a nurses outfit?
Standing there looking like 10 pounds of ste squeezed into an 8 pound bag and asking me if I exercise regularly and "How many units of alcohol I consume weekly?"

fk right off.

thismonkeyhere

10,357 posts

231 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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bigkeeko said:
some monster truck in a nurses outfit
rofl

Great post.

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

197 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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Overly loud credits - I was watching some kids programs with my 3 year old on cBeebies and the intro music seemed to be overly loud, so I turned it down, the program, then, was inaudible and I turned it up. At each program, I seemed to be doing that yo-yo of volume up, volume down.

On top of that, programs that seem to be excessively dark - those that seem to spend most of the program in the shadows or at night so you can't hear anything. Then they whisper. A lot... Subtitles seem to be in use a lot these days (or maybe I'm just old)...

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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People in the office next door "just popping through to the printer" and helping themselves to my bake off creation (for my direct colleagues and I) as they go. Er, if I wanted you to have a chunk, you fat fk, I'd have made it in a bucket. That may only be a buttercream swiss roll, but it took me 6 fking hours and cost me about £20 in ingredients, baking trays and "whoops" moments. Fat freeloading fat fks.

boobles

15,241 posts

215 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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MartG said:
Powerfully built company directors on PH who reckon all state benefits should be stopped - I really hope you lose your jobs you bds and find out what it's really like to be unemployed
Oi stop moaning on here & get a job! hehetongue out

Langweilig

4,328 posts

211 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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bencollins said:
boobles said:
Rochester TVR said:
My 7 year old daughter is hooked on Minecraft and rather playing it herself she has now taken to watching Youtube videos of someone else playing it (work that one out!). Anyway there is a guy called 'stampylonghead' on youtube who is now a regular in our house hold.

The sound of his voice and his stupid Jimmy Carr laugh! I hate stampylonghead!

Anyone else feel my pain?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqkViDLrx7M
I've seen better graphics with the Commodore 64.

Stampylonghead sounds like Timmy Mallett on mushrooms.



yikes I would be setting some boundaries if I had a 7yr old doing that!
is that his knob sticking out? WTF?

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

197 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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Engines idling - Am working from home and I can hear the constant noise of engines idling. Whether it's the delivery woman earlier (who left her engine running, door open for a good while as she made her delivery then had an extended gossip or the neighbour's car that was sat, idling, noisily for ages.

I don't have a problem with engine noise, but it's constant today. And I live in a cul-de-sac which is odd.

On the cul-de-sac note - people that, unnecessarily use it to turn their van/car/motorbike round in (there are other, easier, places to do it in) - Or those idiots that think it's a shortcut to the estate over the way.

Matt_N

8,903 posts

202 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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fatboy18 said:
Just chuck the Tea bag in the bloody Mug, Job done. Oh, and all those Bloody Twinings tea bags, breakfast tea, Earl Grey, Poncy stuff the lot of it, Good ole PG Tips or Yorkshire No Nonsense Tea bags for me please.
PG Tips is awful, you're right on with Yorkshire though or Clipper English Breakfast.

Hooli

32,278 posts

200 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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boobles said:
MartG said:
Powerfully built company directors on PH who reckon all state benefits should be stopped - I really hope you lose your jobs you bds and find out what it's really like to be unemployed
Oi stop moaning on here & get a job! hehetongue out
hehe

rohrl

8,738 posts

145 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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People who put their age in the title of their car threads. Who fking cares how old you are? Why not put your shoe size and your star sign in while you're at it?

fatboy18

18,948 posts

211 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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Waiting in all bloody day for a poxy delivery that has not turned up....Thank you Interlink Muppets!

kowalski655

14,644 posts

143 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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kowalski655

14,644 posts

143 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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rohrl said:
People who put their age in the title of their car threads. Who fking cares how old you are? Why not put your shoe size and your star sign in while you're at it?
It may be relevant in a what car thread...no point recommending a 458 to a 17 year old(unless your name is Aleem)

gaz1234

5,233 posts

219 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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Bikers

fatboy18

18,948 posts

211 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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gaz1234 said:
Bikers
? Do you mean Cyclists?

If not what's the reason?

vikingaero

10,345 posts

169 months

Tuesday 30th September 2014
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rohrl said:
People who put their age in the title of their car threads. Who fking cares how old you are? Why not put your shoe size and your star sign in while you're at it?
Minor detail is as important as the main prose.

vikingaero aka 1969size9VirgoLikesButtPlugs

GTIR

24,741 posts

266 months

Wednesday 1st October 2014
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Apple staff.
The US style forced happyness that they adopt whilst sporting their hipster clothing and fashionable beards. rage

They're so nice I can't get angry at them! irked

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

197 months

Wednesday 1st October 2014
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I'm not sure what annoys me the most with this one. Overpriced gift tat, the idiots that buy them or the local, massively overpriced, garden centre...


gaz1234

5,233 posts

219 months

Wednesday 1st October 2014
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fatboy18 said:
Do you mean Cyclists?

If not what's the reason?
I like cyclists.
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