Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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bigkeeko

1,370 posts

143 months

Friday 10th October 2014
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fatboy18 said:
bigkeeko said:
Make sexy time with mother in law.

Is guarantee no potaTo digger. Is Result.



cheers

Olav
Stupid posts like this, just F off.
Thick s that don`t get it.

Cobnapint

8,628 posts

151 months

Friday 10th October 2014
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The use of the word 'ergo'.

I know it's shorter than 'therefore' but the people that use it are saying to themselves in their sad little minds - 'Oh look at me, I'm so well educated I can use words that every fker else has to google just to confirm what it means..'

Just go away.

bigkeeko

1,370 posts

143 months

Friday 10th October 2014
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Old bds or others in cars that do 35mph on A roads and when you (correctly) over take them, they suddenly take offence and either speed up or when you do pass, put their lights on main beam.

(Usually the same people that when they reach the 30 mph limit the speed doesn`t actually alter)

Edited by bigkeeko on Friday 10th October 18:49

CB2152

1,555 posts

133 months

Saturday 11th October 2014
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bigkeeko said:
Old bds or others in cars that do 35mph on A roads and when you (correctly) over take them, they suddenly take offence and either speed up or when you do pass, put their lights on main beam.

(Usually the same people that when they reach the 30 mph limit the speed doesn`t actually alter)

Edited by bigkeeko on Friday 10th October 18:49
Agreed, I had one today who set off from some traffic lights, accelerated at a pace more akin to a horse and cart and then stayed at 25mph. When I moved into lane 2 and started to overtake (it's a 40 limit) I noticed the back end of his car dip slightly as he accelerated to try and prevent the overtake. It didn't work.

Another thing which annoys me, but maybe not beyond reason, is the number of times Safari on the iPad has crashed since the new iOS update. It took three attempts to write this post, and even then I used Google Chrome in the end!

MissChief

7,111 posts

168 months

Saturday 11th October 2014
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CB2152 said:
Agreed, I had one today who set off from some traffic lights, accelerated at a pace more akin to a horse and cart and then stayed at 25mph. When I moved into lane 2 and started to overtake (it's a 40 limit) I noticed the back end of his car dip slightly as he accelerated to try and prevent the overtake. It didn't work.

Another thing which annoys me, but maybe not beyond reason, is the number of times Safari on the iPad has crashed since the new iOS update. It took three attempts to write this post, and even then I used Google Chrome in the end!
I seem to get this. it's like half the page loads, and only the bit on your screen. If you try to scroll the rest of the page is blank and you need to reload it. Very frustrating. And who on earth decided the bookmarks bar wouldn't disappear any more once you've tapped the site you want to go to? Idiotic idea that one!

g3org3y

20,627 posts

191 months

Saturday 11th October 2014
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GTIR said:
Starbucks.

"Would you like Guatemalan beans with that. It's 20p extra?"
"No thanks"
"It's the best"
"Then why not offer it as standard?"
"Er..."

I know why they do it.
I read somewhere that they make something like 36p profit on a standard cappuccino and the bigger profits come from the fatties on diets ording extras and largeing it up.

They can fook off.
FTFY

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Saturday 11th October 2014
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Stephen Fry going "Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood evening, good evening,good evening,good evening,good evening,good evening at the start of QI.

FerdiZ28

1,355 posts

134 months

Saturday 11th October 2014
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The radio in mynew company car.

I'm happy listening to a bit of reception fuzz with LBC, no need to deny me the entire signal in a vain attempt to search for a better one. One time I ended up with Radio 1, the horror.

That and you have to be on the ball with pressing the Stop/Start button to stop it turning off altogether when stationary with the ignition off. I get it is to save battery charge but I checked, its a full 12v there, not three AAAs. Five minutes won't hurt, its only a 1.6 diesel.

Arrgh

read5458

503 posts

183 months

Saturday 11th October 2014
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People that make the noise "hmm" every few seconds whilst being spoken to.

Hm hm hm hm hm hm

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

242 months

Saturday 11th October 2014
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read5458 said:
People that make the noise "hmm" every few seconds whilst being spoken to.

Hm hm hm hm hm hm
Once, there was this boy, who...

GTIR

24,741 posts

266 months

Saturday 11th October 2014
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Justayellowbadge said:
read5458 said:
People that make the noise "hmm" every few seconds whilst being spoken to.

Hm hm hm hm hm hm
Once, there was this boy, who...
hehe

Yeah. You're so hip and down wit da kids with your modern knowledge of bandz. Init.

GTIR

24,741 posts

266 months

Saturday 11th October 2014
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I'm in Cambridge. Nicely dressed couple walk into Costa and the father (speaks nicely) says "Do you want anything Porsche?" To his young daughter.

rolleyes


Whyyyyyy?




WHY!!!!!




shoutWWWWHHYYYYY!!!!!!

Alpacaman

920 posts

241 months

Saturday 11th October 2014
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GTIR said:
I'm in Cambridge. Nicely dressed couple walk into Costa and the father (speaks nicely) says "Do you want anything Porsche?" To his young daughter.

rolleyes


Whyyyyyy?




WHY!!!!!





shoutWWWWHHYYYYY!!!!!!
Was it possibly-

Portia is the heroine of William Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice. A rich, beautiful, and intelligent heiress, she is bound by the lottery set forth in her father's will, which gives potential suitors the chance to choose between three caskets composed of gold, silver and lead.

They do sound similar?

nicanary

9,795 posts

146 months

Saturday 11th October 2014
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Could it be Portia? Perfectly acceptable although a bit "chattering classes".

GTIR

24,741 posts

266 months

Saturday 11th October 2014
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No.
He was reading Top Gear magazine!


NicD

3,281 posts

257 months

Saturday 11th October 2014
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nicanary said:
Could it be Portia? Perfectly acceptable although a bit "chattering classes".
our second dog (blonde English Cocker) is named Portia

But, our first is named Carrera


makes for fun when calling them back.

Course, I am a life long P car fan and had to change the GT3 into something more robust when I was told we 'needed' a dog..

MikeOxlong

3,112 posts

189 months

Saturday 11th October 2014
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B fking T who have been installing fibre optic cables in my village for months and in doing so have managed to make the existing internet horribly slow.
I keep checking when fibre optic will be available for the answer to always be soon. It's been soon for fking months and I want to play my playstation or watch a film without the connection dropping out.
It was slow before but now it's just unacceptable now there's no alternative.

MartG

20,678 posts

204 months

Saturday 11th October 2014
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MikeOxlong said:
B fking T who have been installing fibre optic cables in my village for months and in doing so have managed to make the existing internet horribly slow.
I keep checking when fibre optic will be available for the answer to always be soon. It's been soon for fking months and I want to play my playstation or watch a film without the connection dropping out.
It was slow before but now it's just unacceptable now there's no alternative.
Worth it once it arrives though wink


MikeOxlong

3,112 posts

189 months

Saturday 11th October 2014
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I dream of 70mb. In fact .7mb would be an improvement.

fatboy18

18,947 posts

211 months

Saturday 11th October 2014
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After working all day, get home , do a big tidy up of the house, walk the dog THEN jump in car fly down to thw airport to pick up the OH (whos been on holiday) and find out the flights been delayed by over two bleeding hours banghead im having a lovley saturday evening sitting in a bloody car park rolleyes
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