Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]
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rambo19 said:
People who join a queue and only decide what they want when they get to the front of the queue!!!!
At a KFC in a motorway services the woman 2 in front of me did this, 10 minutes queue followed by gazing up at the board.The chap behind her leaned forward and said, loudly, "f
king hell love, it's chicken, do you want it in bread or a bucket".The rest of us were in stitches.
Probably been mentioned before but I have a few...
People who approach an open roundabout and just look straight ahead, so they come to a complete stop. Then they decide its time to look right and see if it's clear to go...If you'd been looking ahead as you approached you would have seen there's no car's for a 5 mile radius! You wouldn't have even had to slow down! fk sake
When I'm shopping and having a look at something, and some comes and stands behind and looks over my shoulder. Pisses me off more than it should this one. I usually step out the way and let them in, just for them to then pick loads of stuff up and finger it all, then not fking take anything from there anyway! Or people who take 5 minutes to pick a loaf of bread! I bet you get the same bread all the time you massive fking so why are you picking up different loafs and giving them a squeeze!!!
People sat at traffic lights who are taken by surprise that the light has turned green. This is the fundamental function of a traffic light. If it's on red, it's going to eventually turn green. Be ready. Get them all the time, can see them fumble about with the gear stick, go to pull away and they've left the hand brake on...had one who couldn't sort himself out in time for the green and not one car got through. Massive bell end
People who approach an open roundabout and just look straight ahead, so they come to a complete stop. Then they decide its time to look right and see if it's clear to go...If you'd been looking ahead as you approached you would have seen there's no car's for a 5 mile radius! You wouldn't have even had to slow down! f
k sakeWhen I'm shopping and having a look at something, and some
comes and stands behind and looks over my shoulder. Pisses me off more than it should this one. I usually step out the way and let them in, just for them to then pick loads of stuff up and finger it all, then not fking take anything from there anyway! Or people who take 5 minutes to pick a loaf of bread! I bet you get the same bread all the time you massive fking so why are you picking up different loafs and giving them a squeeze!!! People sat at traffic lights who are taken by surprise that the light has turned green. This is the fundamental function of a traffic light. If it's on red, it's going to eventually turn green. Be ready. Get them all the time, can see them fumble about with the gear stick, go to pull away and they've left the hand brake on...had one
who couldn't sort himself out in time for the green and not one car got through. Massive bell endboobles said:
Adenauer said:
Walking along in a supermarket and the person in front of you stops dead in their tracks 
& people having conversations with friends & blocking everything!
The best place for that is right in front of the entrance to the store.
Or maybe next to a Zebra crossing.
rohrl said:
gowmonster said:
...what can I put in that toroidal half wheel void normally?
If you're anything like me you'll use the space round the spare for a bottle of screenwash, an old towel, spare bulbs and all the other crap which one accumulates.rohrl said:
They're stopping you from catching the Black Death you ungrateful git.
As far as I am aware, they are are preventing evil from rushing in whilst my soul is temporarily detached from my body during the act of sneezing. Or some other superstitious claptrap. But all it really means these days is that they're remarking that you sneezed.
Of course, as of 2014 what they should really say is "OMFG you haven't got Ebola have you?"
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