Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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JonRB

74,615 posts

273 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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cookmysock said:
it's the done thing in polite company.
Well, be that as it may. It's pointless and it annoys me beyond reason (in the sense that it annoys me a little bit when reason says that it should not annoy me at all). So it's on-topic for this thread. smile


fatboy18

18,955 posts

212 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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JonRB said:
rohrl said:
whilst my soul is temporarily detached from my body during the act of sneezing. Or some other superstitious claptrap.

But all it really means these days is that they're remarking that you sneezed.

Of course, as of 2014 what they should really say is "OMFG you haven't got Ebola have you?" smile
Zimbabwe Cricket Board have just announced they've discovered ebola in the cricket team, but not to worry, they also found ebatsman and efielder biggrin

getmecoat

cookmysock

844 posts

202 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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JonRB said:
cookmysock said:
it's the done thing in polite company.
Well, be that as it may. It's pointless and it annoys me beyond reason (in the sense that it annoys me a little bit when reason says that it should not annoy me at all). So it's on-topic for this thread. smile
perhaps not pointless as I am still thankfully alive after a lifetime of sneezing. However, point taken that it annoys beyond reason.

IN51GHT

8,782 posts

211 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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People......

At the moment 90% of people seam to annoy me.

Cotty

39,586 posts

285 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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rohrl said:
JonRB said:
People who say "Bless you" when you sneeze.

They might as well say "Oh! You sneezed" for all the meaning or relevance such a statement has.
They're stopping you from catching the Black Death you ungrateful git.
If they are sayin bless you then they are implying that you already have the bubonic plague.

Hooli

32,278 posts

201 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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IN51GHT said:
People......

At the moment 90% of people seam to annoy me.
I find it's only the ones who are breathing that annoy me.

Cotty

39,586 posts

285 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Im finding its more like 99%

aka_kerrly

12,419 posts

211 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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This particular phenomenon has been something that has slowly ground me down but last night it developed into something that annoys me far far too much.

Typical dual carriage way situation with the LEFT lane that is clearly marked LEFT ONLY and a RIGHT lane that is market to take the other two exits.

Traffic is backed up 300m in the right lane and some ignorant piece of st who thinks he/she is more important than the rest of us drives straight up the left lane gets to the front then forces their way onto the round about ahead of right lane in order to take the second exit.

I am seeing this more and more often and yesterday the prat who forced their way across the front of me nearly wiping out my wing/bumper but then proceeded to drive at 20mph through a 30 limit (so clearly not in THAT much of a rush) took the piss.

I'm usually quite a laid back character but the rage last night was ridiculous, having waited 30+minutes to travel barely 1/2 mile I wanted to follow the person home and execute them!


Edited by aka_kerrly on Thursday 13th November 17:40

fatboy18

18,955 posts

212 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Sadly a fact now of congested roads, You have to live with it I'm afraid frown

djfaulkner

1,103 posts

219 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Slow walking christmas shoppers... Get out the fking way.
The police should give everyone a present of allowing you to punch up to 3 slow walkers in the back of head each year.


Should probably exclude parents walking with under 5's and the over 75's

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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JonRB said:
People who say "Bless you" when you sneeze.

They might as well say "Oh! You sneezed" for all the meaning or relevance such a statement has.
This. I've refused to acknowledge it for years in the hope that people will stop saying it to me, but they just won't! grumpy

Frimley111R

15,678 posts

235 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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The amazing new album from <insert artist you've never heard of> with the stunning new track <insert name of rack you've never heard of> . <Insert name of publication> magazine calls it a triumph." etc

CB2152

1,555 posts

134 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Frimley111R said:
The amazing new album from <insert artist you've never heard of> with the stunning new track <insert name of rack you've never heard of> . <Insert name of publication> magazine calls it a triumph." etc
All said in an annoying English/Australian/African accent as well.

Balmoral

40,943 posts

249 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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People or organisations that use the word "invest" instead of "buy", when it comes to the straight purchase of something that will neither increase in value or appreciate in any way or form. It will immediately become worthless, and has not the slightest chance of ever becoming an investment.

E.G. A carpet company advert "Why not invest in a new carpet", or even more stupid, the customer "We thought it was about time to invest in a new carpet".




JonRB

74,615 posts

273 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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I've said this already, so apologies...

But Americans who now "reach out to" people rather than merely contacting them. shoot

thetapeworm

11,244 posts

240 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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People ordering food who do this:

> Chips please

There you go love, anything else?

> Chips please

OK, there you go, anything else?

> Chips and gravy please

Anything else?

> Another chips and gravy

Is that everything?

> Chips please

OK, there we go, is that everything?

Chips and gravy please.



Cobnapint

8,636 posts

152 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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Balmoral said:
People or organisations that use the word "invest" instead of "buy", when it comes to the straight purchase of something that will neither increase in value or appreciate in any way or form. It will immediately become worthless, and has not the slightest chance of ever becoming an investment.

E.G. A carpet company advert "Why not invest in a new carpet", or even more stupid, the customer "We thought it was about time to invest in a new carpet".
+1

ambuletz

10,755 posts

182 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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Why is 'slim fit' such a big thing these days? It seems like 90% of jeans in high street stores are Slim, skinny fit, or some ridiculous extreme. I'm still young enough to shop in places like Topman/Burton/RiverIsland.. but topman have a 'spray on fit' which is the tightest one.

It's not the jeans either. Slim fit shirts..tshirts.. everything.

JonRB

74,615 posts

273 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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ambuletz said:
Why is 'slim fit' such a big thing these days?
Something that is a "big thing" for a while is called "fashion", granddad. biggrin

Guess it's the current trend. It's come into fashion and will no doubt go out of fashion again. That's what fashion does. smile


ambuletz

10,755 posts

182 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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JonRB said:
ambuletz said:
Why is 'slim fit' such a big thing these days?
Something that is a "big thing" for a while is called "fashion", granddad. biggrin

Guess it's the current trend. It's come into fashion and will no doubt go out of fashion again. That's what fashion does. smile
I have lady friends who work in fashion and even they think skinny jeans on a guy is bizarre.

Besides.. I can't fit into them as I am abit meaty.
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