Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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fatboy18

18,955 posts

212 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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JonRB said:
In that case, I am annoyed by the fact that today in B&Q when I bought some wood filler and what can only be described as a spatula, I had to have a member of staff verify that I was over 21. Because the spatula was described as a "filler knife".

Which of course has the word 'knife' on the description, so obviously very very dangerous. rolleyes
I'm in the trade, and refuse to use that store anymore for anything. Screwfix, Magnet, Homebase and Local Hardware stores, Selco are much better.

GOG440

9,247 posts

191 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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sc0tt


Nasty piece of work who is only happy when he can be a keyboard warrior and rip into people online.
It's not big and it's not clever.

JonRB

74,602 posts

273 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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GOG440 said:
sc0tt
Who?

The Mad Monk

10,474 posts

118 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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gowmonster said:
loafs of bread that have an odd amout of slices in them.
What sort of weirdo buys SLICED bread?

The Mad Monk

10,474 posts

118 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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OpulentBob said:
Running out of milk 15 minutes after the local shop shuts. Especially when you only need the milk because you dropped the last of it on the floor. And now not having a bedtime/breakfast cuppa unless I drive 8 miles to the 24hour garage. Son of a bh.
If you bought long life milk, you could keep an adequate supply in store and would never run out.

That's what I do.

CC07 PEU

2,299 posts

205 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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Drivers in London. I thought London was supposed to be fast paced? Have you forgotten where the accelerator pedal is? Get a fking move on!

MartG

20,691 posts

205 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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The number of cars I saw tonight with maldjusted or failed headlights frown

hidetheelephants

24,463 posts

194 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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The Mad Monk said:
OpulentBob said:
Running out of milk 15 minutes after the local shop shuts. Especially when you only need the milk because you dropped the last of it on the floor. And now not having a bedtime/breakfast cuppa unless I drive 8 miles to the 24hour garage. Son of a bh.
If you bought long life milk, you could keep an adequate supply in store and would never run out.

That's what I do.
It would taste like ass though.

Roadwise

1 posts

115 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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Fully grown adults on quiet roads who need to press the button to stop traffic at pedestrian crossings when there is a huge gap in traffic and they go and cross anyway before lights change. 10 seconds later when traffic is stopped for this nobdy using the thing , they are long gone on their way, usually zoomed into their mobile device. And i hit every red after that getting to work.

MartG

20,691 posts

205 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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hidetheelephants said:
The Mad Monk said:
OpulentBob said:
Running out of milk 15 minutes after the local shop shuts. Especially when you only need the milk because you dropped the last of it on the floor. And now not having a bedtime/breakfast cuppa unless I drive 8 miles to the 24hour garage. Son of a bh.
If you bought long life milk, you could keep an adequate supply in store and would never run out.

That's what I do.
It would taste like ass though.
I keep an emergency jar of coffee whitener - doesn't taste brilliant but better than nothing

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

234 months

Monday 10th November 2014
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just try it black ffs

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 10th November 2014
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Black tea? Where are you from, the continent?!

Good god man, it's just not British.

ETA And from a spoonista as well. frown

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

234 months

Monday 10th November 2014
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whereas coffee whitener in tea is fine?

JonRB

74,602 posts

273 months

Monday 10th November 2014
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Costco do boxes of those little individual portions of long-life milk that you get in hotel rooms and the like. I find they work well for the occasional cup of tea (I take my coffee black but my tea white). Although it sounds like an expensive option, I find it less wasteful than opening a pint of milk only for most of it to go off and be thrown away.


226bhp

10,203 posts

129 months

Monday 10th November 2014
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You can freeze milk for use in emergency situations, it tastes ok.

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 10th November 2014
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Hugo a Gogo said:
whereas coffee whitener in tea is fine?
No. I would rather die of thirst, or try and suck moisture from sand.

226bhp said:
You can freeze milk for use in emergency situations, it tastes ok.
You have to ensure it thaws entirely, otherwise you get the first "unfreezings" which are highly creamy and delish. The last bit to thaw is always watery and tastes like that girly "white water" that office girls all have to lose weight while they then juck in to their grab-bags of diet M&M's.

red_slr

17,266 posts

190 months

Monday 10th November 2014
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Putting a jug in the microwave and when it stops the handle is facing the wrong way.
Someone needs to invent a laser scanning microwave that fixes this!

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

234 months

Monday 10th November 2014
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then try your tea with lemon, in a glass, perhaps from a samovar

or maybe keep some yak milk butter about your person

Morningside

24,110 posts

230 months

Monday 10th November 2014
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People doing this st:

8Ace

2,696 posts

199 months

Monday 10th November 2014
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It annoys me intensely that the dancing programme on Saturday nights is called Strictly Come Dancing.

COme Dancing - yep, with you. No issues there.

Strictly? WTF? Why use this word? What is strict about it?


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