Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

[Killer2005]

The monthly Alfa bashing thread in General Gassing

[GTIR]

I'm on holiday and there's an area where you get wifi.

Why do people feel the need to Skype whilst away?
It's max two weeks and usually seven days FFS!

Anyone would think they've been away for six months.
Besides. I don't want to hear your conversations you northern tattooed scummers.

Yes. I'm pissed off I'm going home in't morning.

[Life Saab Itch]

V8mate said:

My 1er

people who say st like this.

[Fozziebear]

People who push over from lane 2 into lane 1, into my breaking distance zone, because they refuse to go around the bloody roundabout we are approaching.

[Issi]

GTIR said:

I'm on holiday and there's an area where you get wifi.

Why do people feel the need to Skype whilst away?
It's max two weeks and usually seven days FFS!

Anyone would think they've been away for six months.
Besides. I don't want to hear your conversations you northern tattooed scummers.

Yes. I'm pissed off I'm going home in't morning.

My youngest went on a weekend away cub camp recently, we had a parents meeting a week or so before, and one of the dads actaully asked "Will there be wifi at the campsite?"

[Stuck In A Lift]

Killer2005 said:

The monthly Alfa bashing thread in General Gassing

I agree- it should be weekly.

[Rostfritt]

Slow as hell cyclists. Specifically those who will stop pedalling as soon as they reach even the slightest decline so they can coast for as long as possible. One I pass the other way quite regularly seems to be at the point of falling off instead of actually pedalling along a barely noticeable slope.

[Corpulent Tosser]

Killer2005 said:

It confuses me that these are now aspirational too. The amount of times I hear at work people saying that they want to get an S-Line Audi is silly.

Why ?

My wife is getting a new car this year and one under consideration is a Q5, and it will be an S-Line or S-Line Plus, I don't understand what is silly about it.

[Corpulent Tosser]

As for what annoys me - Dog st !

I have a dog and when it takes a dump I use a bag and pick it up and deposit the dogst in a bin kindly provided for that.
The village I live in seems to be OK, but the next village which we generally walk the dog to seems to have st all over the fking place, if you get a dog you are surely aware that it will need to have a st at least once a day, when you go out with it take a couple of bags to pick up the st.

[CommanderJameson]

That's enough of that.

Where "that" is "getting annoyed at things it is entirely reasonable to be absolutely fking livid about".

Irrational annoyances only please!

Orange juice, eh? What a bd! All tangy and fresh and healthy.

[Corpulent Tosser]

OK
Green Tights

It might have been OK for Robin Hood and his cavorting men, but why would any woman look at a pair of green tights and think, I will look good in these ?

[Stuck In A Lift]

Corpulent Tosser said:

OK
Green Tights

It might have been OK for Robin Hood and his cavorting men, but why would any woman look at a pair of green tights and think, I will look good in these ?

[nicanary]

Corpulent Tosser said:

OK
Green Tights

It might have been OK for Robin Hood and his cavorting men, but why would any woman look at a pair of green tights and think, I will look good in these ?

Same with many women's fashion trends. Think shoes with platform soles that make them look like they've got "club feet", and those tulip-shaped skirts. You've got wide hips and then you put on one of those like a tw*t and make your hips look even wider. "But it's the fashion" they scream like 'tards. They'll buy into anything. Muppets.

[hidetheelephants]

Corpulent Tosser said:

OK
Green Tights

It might have been OK for Robin Hood and his cavorting men, but why would any woman look at a pair of green tights and think, I will look good in these ?

Especially the pale green ones; looking mouldy is such a sexy look!

[StevieBee]

People who paint naff paintings of pubs then try to flog said naff painting by hanging it in the pub with a £50 price tag.

[MartG]

nicanary said:

Corpulent Tosser said:

OK
Green Tights

It might have been OK for Robin Hood and his cavorting men, but why would any woman look at a pair of green tights and think, I will look good in these ?

Same with many women's fashion trends. Think shoes with platform soles that make them look like they've got "club feet", and those tulip-shaped skirts. You've got wide hips and then you put on one of those like a tw*t and make your hips look even wider. "But it's the fashion" they scream like 'tards. They'll buy into anything. Muppets.

This, plus all the women's 'fashion' magazines full of women caked in makeup ( and then photoshopped ) - it's painfully obvious that none of these people have actually asked a man what they find attractive. I think eyebrows that have been plucked out then drawn back on, seemingly with some kind of permanent marker, to be particularly risible

[Jim Campbell]

Plain stupid people. For example people who are incapable of understanding and memorising the most basic things in a pre PPl basic aeronautical knowledge course who then suck on their thumb periodically.

Religion.

Ta

[12v3pot]

The fact that the plastic tubs for every ready-made dessert - yoghurt, mousse, etc - are made with a curved base that is not matched 1:1 by any teaspoon ever made.

[Papa Hotel]

The Honda S2K [sic].

[Papa Hotel]

12v3pot said:

The fact that the plastic tubs for every ready-made dessert - yoghurt, mousse, etc - are made with a curved base that is not matched 1:1 by any teaspoon ever made.

I think you'll find changing your angle of attack as appropriate will yield satisfactory results.