Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]
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Fat people. In a fast paced, extremely busy world, I've just got no time for these greedy, lazy b
ds. Get some self respect and stop making up fking excuses like "it's my metabolism...", "ever since I hit 30...", blah blah blah...
People who use the phrase "you guys" especially in a corporate environment/delivering a presentation/when there are women present. There's absolutely no excuse for it.
ds. Get some self respect and stop making up fking excuses like "it's my metabolism...", "ever since I hit 30...", blah blah blah...People who use the phrase "you guys" especially in a corporate environment/delivering a presentation/when there are women present. There's absolutely no excuse for it.
HD Adam said:
Captain Muppet said:
ExV8 said:
I travel by train to London which is not a bad thing as I get to sit down, read, use my mobile etc on the train.
So why is it that half the train occupants feel the need to read their mobiles as soon as they get off the train? They have had at least 30 mins where they can do nothing ( and with a good 4g signal) but decide that when they get to the station the most important thing to do is use their mobile and not get to the tube/bus/taxi and work. The speed of movement of those looking at God knows what is sloth like and is almost a human pin to my bowling ball trying to get past.
I overtake them and then stop to look at my phone. They learn nothing from it and it makes the situation worse for everyone else, but it makes me less angry. So why is it that half the train occupants feel the need to read their mobiles as soon as they get off the train? They have had at least 30 mins where they can do nothing ( and with a good 4g signal) but decide that when they get to the station the most important thing to do is use their mobile and not get to the tube/bus/taxi and work. The speed of movement of those looking at God knows what is sloth like and is almost a human pin to my bowling ball trying to get past.
Before I started doing this I'd get to the point of stroll-rage where I'd actually swear at people for walking without due care and attention, which I'm ashamed about.
You've been on a long Transatlantic flight I know and you want to check your messages/let someone know you've arrived/update Facebook but DAWDLING ALONG THE f
kING JETWAY AT 0.1 MPH IS NOT THE PLACE TO DO IT YOU TARDS 
Wait till you are in the main concourse where there's a bit of space and P.S., this is also the place to start rooting around for whatever s
t you need from your carry on.NOT THE f
kING JETWAY.t
ts.
Getting flashed by some dithering old fkpig after safely and considerately overtaking them.
I often feel like slapping on, running to the car, punching through the side window glass and saying "Yes, well what the fking hell do you want to say? Why are you flashing me you stupid wrinkly cocknosed wkshaft?" Grrrrrr
kpig after safely and considerately overtaking them.I often feel like slapping on, running to the car, punching through the side window glass and saying "Yes, well what the f
king hell do you want to say? Why are you flashing me you stupid wrinkly cocknosed wkshaft?" Grrrrrrlord trumpton said:
Getting flashed by some dithering old fkpig after safely and considerately overtaking them.
I often feel like slapping on, running to the car, punching through the side window glass and saying "Yes, well what the fking hell do you want to say? Why are you flashing me you stupid wrinkly cocknosed wkshaft?" Grrrrrr
I saw a car almost run a pedestrian over on a crossing today (at low speed in a supermarket car park, I must admit). And after the pedestrian had got over the shock, he rather politely (I felt) lightly slapped the back of the car with the palm of his hand (in a way that would not cause damage) to alert the driver to the fact. The driver stopped, put down their window, and was angrily remonstrating as to why the pedestrian had hit their car. No, really. kpig after safely and considerately overtaking them.I often feel like slapping on, running to the car, punching through the side window glass and saying "Yes, well what the f
king hell do you want to say? Why are you flashing me you stupid wrinkly cocknosed wkshaft?" GrrrrrrEdited by JonRB on Sunday 7th December 00:22
lambysdad said:
People who wear hats in restaurants.
You are not the Chef so take it off you ignorant git!
This. It seems commonplace today for people to wear baseball caps or some other plebian headwear as part of a "look" - i.e. the look is not complete without the hat. The headwear is not necessary inside a warm building, just as snowshoes are not necessary to ascend an escalator.You are not the Chef so take it off you ignorant git!
Knuckledraggers and halfwits, all of 'em. No manners, no inkling of social etiquette. All part of the dumbing-down of modern society.
nicanary said:
lambysdad said:
People who wear hats in restaurants.
You are not the Chef so take it off you ignorant git!
This. It seems commonplace today for people to wear baseball caps or some other plebian headwear as part of a "look" - i.e. the look is not complete without the hat. The headwear is not necessary inside a warm building, just as snowshoes are not necessary to ascend an escalator.You are not the Chef so take it off you ignorant git!
Knuckledraggers and halfwits, all of 'em. No manners, no inkling of social etiquette. All part of the dumbing-down of modern society.
Something that annoys me beyond reason is that not one of the people on job seekers allowance has ever said thanks to me for paying tax.
Now I know they aren't busy so why the lack of gratitude? I used to have a boss who lived in a council house, and he really, really enjoyed thanking me for paying the tax that part funded his new kitchen.
nicanary said:
lambysdad said:
People who wear hats in restaurants.
You are not the Chef so take it off you ignorant git!
Even worse than just wearing a baseball cap. Wearing it in a manner for which it was not intended.You are not the Chef so take it off you ignorant git!
MartG said:
UFO fkwits who accepted this pic numerous times as 'proof' that a crashed UFO has been recovered and the US is using alien technology
Anyone remotely familiar with aircraft will recognise the remains of a US Navy F-14 Tomcat with a bit of photoshop work on it. Around 5 seconds on Google and the original undoctored pic can be found ( search for F-14 recovery )
These people are seriously short of anything resembling critical thinking, but usually are the first to reject scientific proof of anything they don't believe in
Stupid fkers !
"The hard deck for this hop was 10,000 feet. You knew it. You broke it"kwits who accepted this pic numerous times as 'proof' that a crashed UFO has been recovered and the US is using alien technologyAnyone remotely familiar with aircraft will recognise the remains of a US Navy F-14 Tomcat with a bit of photoshop work on it. Around 5 seconds on Google and the original undoctored pic can be found ( search for F-14 recovery )
These people are seriously short of anything resembling critical thinking, but usually are the first to reject scientific proof of anything they don't believe in
Stupid f
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