Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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LordJammy

3,112 posts

190 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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Most fragrance adverts make me think that the particular one being advertised must smell of sex.
Why anyone would want to smell of fear, sweat and tears I don't know.

Rockstar

171 posts

125 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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goldblum said:
undergoing rehabilitation from for my terrible affliction
Oh four five six! hehe

This whiskey must have conspired to derail my ability to competently discuss semantics with a suitably advanced level of pedantry......getmecoat

BorkFactor

7,266 posts

159 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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The cyclist today that thought it was ok to lean on my car in traffic rather than take his foot off a fking pedal!!

Couldn't fking believe it!

rohrl

8,740 posts

146 months

Friday 12th December 2014
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nicanary said:
MartG said:
The opinions of the Royal Family on the things normal people do

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/princess-...
That woman isn't royalty, she just thinks she is. Her opinion isn't worth a toss.
She and her husband are the ultimate parasites. They pay a peppercorn rent and lig off the Queen even though they're not really entitled to any Civil List money and wouldn't get themselves proper jobs because they felt themselves above that sort of thing. A truly despicable bunch.

Dyl

1,251 posts

211 months

Friday 12th December 2014
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McAndy said:
"Fragrance" adverts, particularly the plethora at this time of year. Not all of us have an odour that requires covering up. Not all of us are desperate enough to believe that spraying a few droplets of these substances onto our person will turn us into a bed hopping Adonis. Get. The fk. Off. Of. My. TV.
My particular bug bear is the one with the press conference and "Would you like her to rephrase the question?" Really grinds my gears

Ginetta G15 Girl

3,220 posts

185 months

Friday 12th December 2014
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People that use the term: 'Off of'. rolleyes

nicanary

9,799 posts

147 months

Friday 12th December 2014
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Dyl said:
McAndy said:
"Fragrance" adverts, particularly the plethora at this time of year. Not all of us have an odour that requires covering up. Not all of us are desperate enough to believe that spraying a few droplets of these substances onto our person will turn us into a bed hopping Adonis. Get. The fk. Off. Of. My. TV.
My particular bug bear is the one with the press conference and "Would you like her to rephrase the question?" Really grinds my gears
Presumably they are copying the ending of "Notting Hill".

JonRB

74,597 posts

273 months

Friday 12th December 2014
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nicanary said:
Dyl said:
McAndy said:
"Fragrance" adverts, particularly the plethora at this time of year. Not all of us have an odour that requires covering up. Not all of us are desperate enough to believe that spraying a few droplets of these substances onto our person will turn us into a bed hopping Adonis. Get. The fk. Off. Of. My. TV.
My particular bug bear is the one with the press conference and "Would you like her to rephrase the question?" Really grinds my gears
Presumably they are copying the ending of "Notting Hill".
... badly.

Dyl

1,251 posts

211 months

Friday 12th December 2014
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JonRB said:
... badly.
Ah, that'd maybe explain it. I've never seen it though. It will still annoy me hehe

BorkFactor

7,266 posts

159 months

Friday 12th December 2014
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The fact that my computers needs to update Adobe Flash Player all the fking time!!

And you don't just click yes and let it do its thing, it asks you for confirmation on every bloody step and all the icons bounce until you give them attention!

How hard can it be for the stupid thing to just update quietly in the background and leave me the fk alone??

King Herald

23,501 posts

217 months

Friday 12th December 2014
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F***tards who drive like they are in charge of somebody else's million dollar uber-powerful supercar, carefully and slowly drawing away from traffic lights at crawling through junctions! And I'm sure they think they are the only car on the road!

I live in the third world, where most people drive like unschooled spastics, yet the one area that is fairly strict they drive like some cop has a gun aimed at them. EG. A left turn filter lane near my home, with 15 seconds to get through, or you sit for another 60. (There are visible timers on the lights) Some cretins take 5 seconds or more just to even get rolling, then another five to crawl carefully and surgically across the junction, while ten or more cars are behind them all itching to give them a bumper-nudge!rantingmadfuriousmadfurious

Then they get out of the controlled area and immediately swap to the wrong lane, manoeuvre without indicating, stop at will, and generally turn back into the morons they are on a daily basis. mad

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

198 months

Friday 12th December 2014
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BorkFactor said:
The fact that my computers needs to update Adobe Flash Player all the fking time!!

And you don't just click yes and let it do its thing, it asks you for confirmation on every bloody step and all the icons bounce until you give them attention!

How hard can it be for the stupid thing to just update quietly in the background and leave me the fk alone??
And "do you want to install xxxx toolbar". No. fk off. bds...

JonRB

74,597 posts

273 months

Saturday 13th December 2014
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Hangovers. These annoy me beyond reason.

Cotty

39,568 posts

285 months

Saturday 13th December 2014
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Sides in restaurants, why can't they just put them on the plate. Ordered a shepherd's pie and a side of green beans. Someone pipes up yes can we have a few sides to share. So when mine comes up everyone is dipping in.

Or just sharing in general. Ordering Take Away - Gavin and Stacey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xaq4nN2QwEI

goldblum

10,272 posts

168 months

Saturday 13th December 2014
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Cotty said:
Sides in restaurants, why can't they just put them on the plate. Ordered a shepherd's pie and a side of green beans. Someone pipes up yes can we have a few sides to share. So when mine comes up everyone is dipping in.
You eat Shepherd's Pie in a restaurant and you share vegetables?? You obviously have extravagant tastes but why have pie in a restaurant when the Findus ones, though revolting, probably won't result in any long term health issues?

Tyre Tread

10,535 posts

217 months

Saturday 13th December 2014
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Ginetta G15 Girl said:
People that use the term: 'Off of'. rolleyes
Thank you. Glad I'm not the only one.

Sorry to pick you up on it, but it's "People who..."


Edited by Tyre Tread on Saturday 13th December 19:15

MartG

20,689 posts

205 months

Saturday 13th December 2014
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When you've series-linked QI-XL and the BBC decide that one week there won't be an XL edition so you have to go hunting on iPlayer for the normal QI episode

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

198 months

Saturday 13th December 2014
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My admittedly ancient (in technological terms) Humax PVR (6 years old) can series link too. Except it doesn't allow for programs starting or finishing slightly late or early.

You can set it to start early and finish early, but NOT if you want to series link.

As a result, I've got about a dozen separate programs for soaps.

And let's not even talk about overlaps which are usually handled by the PVR just not bothering to record either program.

Thing is, it's always done it. Useless sack of st.

King Herald

23,501 posts

217 months

Sunday 14th December 2014
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Airline websites that take forever to load on a slow offshore connection! Particularly Qatar airways. Twenty minutes just to load all their flowery moving pictures junk!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Then you click on 'check in' and it starts all over again?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

madmadmadmadfuriousfuriousfuriousfuriousmadmadmadmadmad

And airlines web sites that won't let you check in on-line, just tell you that they can't find your booking, or some other nonsense, so you have to wait until you get to the airport and join the other once-a-year grockles queuing in the confusion and excitement, squealing "Oh good goody, we have a big long flight to enjoy".

I'm flying from the Philippines to the USA tonight, mainly on Korean Airlines, and they won't let me pick a seat OR check in on line, from their fked up website.

I have to get to Korea first and run up to their service desk, to check in, and HOPE their is still an aisle seat left for the 14 hour hitch to Houston.....

Balmoral

40,929 posts

249 months

Sunday 14th December 2014
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