Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]
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OpulentBob said:
Buskers.
Outside where I work. Making f
king racket.
Just fk off you fking noise-gypsy tinker , nobody wants your stinking carcass clogging up the already busy footways, plucking your 4 stringed guitar and screeching in some half drunken, half smacked-up state and hoping those that actually fking WORK for a living will give you the shrapnel from their recent lunch purchase. Well, fk you. I'd rather throw my money down the toilet than give you ANYTHING in recognition of the godawful fking mess of a noise you're "creating". fking noise rat.
Can you believe one of the fking wker s around here actually climbs in to a bin to play? I tried putting half a can of coke in there once, while he was playing, he got shouty. Well, my council tax pays for those bins, you fking dreadlocked waste of DNA. If I want to use it, I will. If you're sitting in it, making it look even less desirable than a public bin could, then you're getting covered in my rubbish.
fking wkers.
Outside where I work. Making f
king racket. Just f
k off you fking noise-gypsy tinker , nobody wants your stinking carcass clogging up the already busy footways, plucking your 4 stringed guitar and screeching in some half drunken, half smacked-up state and hoping those that actually fking WORK for a living will give you the shrapnel from their recent lunch purchase. Well, fk you. I'd rather throw my money down the toilet than give you ANYTHING in recognition of the godawful fking mess of a noise you're "creating". fking noise rat. Can you believe one of the f
king wker s around here actually climbs in to a bin to play? I tried putting half a can of coke in there once, while he was playing, he got shouty. Well, my council tax pays for those bins, you fking dreadlocked waste of DNA. If I want to use it, I will. If you're sitting in it, making it look even less desirable than a public bin could, then you're getting covered in my rubbish. f
king wkers.
OpulentBob said:
Can you believe one of the fking wker s around here actually climbs in to a bin to play? I tried putting half a can of coke in there once, while he was playing, he got shouty. Well, my council tax pays for those bins, you fking dreadlocked waste of DNA. If I want to use it, I will. If you're sitting in it, making it look even less desirable than a public bin could, then you're getting covered in my rubbish.
Cambridge? There's an idiot who does that on King's Parade.king wker s around here actually climbs in to a bin to play? I tried putting half a can of coke in there once, while he was playing, he got shouty. Well, my council tax pays for those bins, you fking dreadlocked waste of DNA. If I want to use it, I will. If you're sitting in it, making it look even less desirable than a public bin could, then you're getting covered in my rubbish. AstonZagato said:
OpulentBob said:
Can you believe one of the fking wker s around here actually climbs in to a bin to play? I tried putting half a can of coke in there once, while he was playing, he got shouty. Well, my council tax pays for those bins, you fking dreadlocked waste of DNA. If I want to use it, I will. If you're sitting in it, making it look even less desirable than a public bin could, then you're getting covered in my rubbish.
Cambridge? There's an idiot who does that on King's Parade.king wker s around here actually climbs in to a bin to play? I tried putting half a can of coke in there once, while he was playing, he got shouty. Well, my council tax pays for those bins, you fking dreadlocked waste of DNA. If I want to use it, I will. If you're sitting in it, making it look even less desirable than a public bin could, then you're getting covered in my rubbish. 
That'll be the guy I upset...
Houses and businesses that only have names and the sign is either WAY too small or is only facing
one direction so is completely impossible to read from a moving vehicle.
Today I was mostly driving up and down Five Oaks road ,Slinfold looking for just such a place.
Couldn't find it on phone maps for some reason.
one direction so is completely impossible to read from a moving vehicle.
Today I was mostly driving up and down Five Oaks road ,Slinfold looking for just such a place.
Couldn't find it on phone maps for some reason.
lord trumpton said:
Getting flashed by some dithering old fkpig after safely and considerately overtaking them.
I often feel like slapping on, running to the car, punching through the side window glass and saying "Yes, well what the fking hell do you want to say? Why are you flashing me you stupid wrinkly cocknosed wkshaft?" Grrrrrr
This post apart, I flash overtakers, on any class of road, if they cut in too soon after passing, forcing you to slow down.kpig after safely and considerately overtaking them.I often feel like slapping on, running to the car, punching through the side window glass and saying "Yes, well what the f
king hell do you want to say? Why are you flashing me you stupid wrinkly cocknosed wkshaft?" GrrrrrrNot a reglar occurance, but annoying when it happens.
I wonder if any PH posters are guilty of this when they get angry about being flashed?
OpulentBob said:
Buskers.
Outside where I work. Making fking racket.
Just fk off you fking noise-gypsy tinker , nobody wants your stinking carcass clogging up the already busy footways, plucking your 4 stringed guitar and screeching in some half drunken, half smacked-up state and hoping those that actually fking WORK for a living will give you the shrapnel from their recent lunch purchase. Well, fk you. I'd rather throw my money down the toilet than give you ANYTHING in recognition of the godawful fking mess of a noise you're "creating". fking noise rat.
Can you believe one of the fking wker s around here actually climbs in to a bin to play? I tried putting half a can of coke in there once, while he was playing, he got shouty. Well, my council tax pays for those bins, you fking dreadlocked waste of DNA. If I want to use it, I will. If you're sitting in it, making it look even less desirable than a public bin could, then you're getting covered in my rubbish.
fking wkers.
Unreal.Outside where I work. Making f
king racket. Just f
k off you fking noise-gypsy tinker , nobody wants your stinking carcass clogging up the already busy footways, plucking your 4 stringed guitar and screeching in some half drunken, half smacked-up state and hoping those that actually fking WORK for a living will give you the shrapnel from their recent lunch purchase. Well, fk you. I'd rather throw my money down the toilet than give you ANYTHING in recognition of the godawful fking mess of a noise you're "creating". fking noise rat. Can you believe one of the f
king wker s around here actually climbs in to a bin to play? I tried putting half a can of coke in there once, while he was playing, he got shouty. Well, my council tax pays for those bins, you fking dreadlocked waste of DNA. If I want to use it, I will. If you're sitting in it, making it look even less desirable than a public bin could, then you're getting covered in my rubbish. f
king wkers.Annoying as they may be, imagine how degraded they may feel having to do things like that and live in a bin just to get through life.
But hey, as long as you are OK right?
Merry Christmas you miserable bummer
OpulentBob said:
No. He lives in a house. He comes to the city centre, where he can milk the public, and climbs in the bin to play his crud, because he's wacky or whatever funky hipster cock-end special window-licking brand of "entertainment" he could describe it as. He's a noisy arse.
Ahhh right I see!Well, f
k him in the ear then, the liberty taking, trust abusing cockmelt. Kick him nice and hard in the ballsWD39 said:
This post apart, I flash overtakers, on any class of road, if they cut in too soon after passing, forcing you to slow down.
Why would you need to slow down. They are obviously traveling faster than you to overtake. Ok you might get spooked by the close cut in but they would still be pulling away from you. WD39 said:
This post apart, I flash overtakers, on any class of road, if they cut in too soon after passing, forcing you to slow down.
Not a reglar occurance, but annoying when it happens.
I wonder if any PH posters are guilty of this when they get angry about being flashed?
I'm confused. If someone is overtaking, then they'll be moving faster than you. Why would you have to slow down for a vehicle that's always moving away from you?Not a reglar occurance, but annoying when it happens.
I wonder if any PH posters are guilty of this when they get angry about being flashed?
Also, expect your post to feature in spelling thread!
WD39 said:
This post apart, I flash overtakers, on any class of road, if they cut in too soon after passing, forcing you to slow down.
Not a reglar occurance, but annoying when it happens.
I wonder if any PH posters are guilty of this when they get angry about being flashed?
Try not to involuntarily accelerate when they overtake - it'll save you the job of getting wound up at nothing.Not a reglar occurance, but annoying when it happens.
I wonder if any PH posters are guilty of this when they get angry about being flashed?
Higgs boson said:
I'm confused. If someone is overtaking, then they'll be moving faster than you. Why would you have to slow down for a vehicle that's always moving away from you?
Also, expect your post to feature in spelling thread!
If they're crawling past you and cut in early it can be annoying as it's more than just a fleeting moment that you're then up their arse. Not the case on single carriageway roads of course. or shouldn't be...Also, expect your post to feature in spelling thread!
My gripe today is baby pictures. The wives of two of my close friends have just recently had kids and it is utterly constant, any excuse to post up a new picture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPHnT-hkzKo
OpulentBob said:
Buskers.
Outside where I work. Making fking racket.
Just fk off you fking noise-gypsy tinker , nobody wants your stinking carcass clogging up the already busy footways, plucking your 4 stringed guitar and screeching in some half drunken, half smacked-up state and hoping those that actually fking WORK for a living will give you the shrapnel from their recent lunch purchase. Well, fk you. I'd rather throw my money down the toilet than give you ANYTHING in recognition of the godawful fking mess of a noise you're "creating". fking noise rat.
Can you believe one of the fking wker s around here actually climbs in to a bin to play? I tried putting half a can of coke in there once, while he was playing, he got shouty. Well, my council tax pays for those bins, you fking dreadlocked waste of DNA. If I want to use it, I will. If you're sitting in it, making it look even less desirable than a public bin could, then you're getting covered in my rubbish.
fking wkers.
Outside where I work. Making f
king racket. Just f
k off you fking noise-gypsy tinker , nobody wants your stinking carcass clogging up the already busy footways, plucking your 4 stringed guitar and screeching in some half drunken, half smacked-up state and hoping those that actually fking WORK for a living will give you the shrapnel from their recent lunch purchase. Well, fk you. I'd rather throw my money down the toilet than give you ANYTHING in recognition of the godawful fking mess of a noise you're "creating". fking noise rat. Can you believe one of the f
king wker s around here actually climbs in to a bin to play? I tried putting half a can of coke in there once, while he was playing, he got shouty. Well, my council tax pays for those bins, you fking dreadlocked waste of DNA. If I want to use it, I will. If you're sitting in it, making it look even less desirable than a public bin could, then you're getting covered in my rubbish. f
king wkers.
Cotty said:
Why would you need to slow down. They are obviously traveling faster than you to overtake. Ok you might get spooked by the close cut in but they would still be pulling away from you.
Higgs boson said:
I'm confused. If someone is overtaking, then they'll be moving faster than you. Why would you have to slow down for a vehicle that's always moving away from you?
goldblum said:
Try not to involuntarily accelerate when they overtake - it'll save you the job of getting wound up at nothing.
Without wanting to create another "plane on a conveyor belt" debate, if someone overtaking you cuts in too sharply then the N/S/R of their car could collide with the O/S/F of your own, and braking would avoid that collision. So I think what WD39 is really going on about is people who cut in too quickly when overtaking.
Squawk1066 said:
OpulentBob said:
Buskers.
Outside where I work. Making fking racket.
Just fk off you fking noise-gypsy tinker , nobody wants your stinking carcass clogging up the already busy footways, plucking your 4 stringed guitar and screeching in some half drunken, half smacked-up state and hoping those that actually fking WORK for a living will give you the shrapnel from their recent lunch purchase. Well, fk you. I'd rather throw my money down the toilet than give you ANYTHING in recognition of the godawful fking mess of a noise you're "creating". fking noise rat.
Can you believe one of the fking wker s around here actually climbs in to a bin to play? I tried putting half a can of coke in there once, while he was playing, he got shouty. Well, my council tax pays for those bins, you fking dreadlocked waste of DNA. If I want to use it, I will. If you're sitting in it, making it look even less desirable than a public bin could, then you're getting covered in my rubbish.
fking wkers.
Outside where I work. Making f
king racket. Just f
k off you fking noise-gypsy tinker , nobody wants your stinking carcass clogging up the already busy footways, plucking your 4 stringed guitar and screeching in some half drunken, half smacked-up state and hoping those that actually fking WORK for a living will give you the shrapnel from their recent lunch purchase. Well, fk you. I'd rather throw my money down the toilet than give you ANYTHING in recognition of the godawful fking mess of a noise you're "creating". fking noise rat. Can you believe one of the f
king wker s around here actually climbs in to a bin to play? I tried putting half a can of coke in there once, while he was playing, he got shouty. Well, my council tax pays for those bins, you fking dreadlocked waste of DNA. If I want to use it, I will. If you're sitting in it, making it look even less desirable than a public bin could, then you're getting covered in my rubbish. f
king wkers.Exactly the treatment such 'tards deserve.
When you install a new graphics driver from nVidia, and it takes all the desktop icons neatly arranged by hand over your 3 monitors and dumps them all unceremoniously into a grid in the middle of your main monitor, meaning you have to arrange them all again.
(Hey, if this isn't the right thread to vent about it then there isn't one)
(Hey, if this isn't the right thread to vent about it then there isn't one)
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