Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]
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The way, when people are about to pull out of a junction, they stick their forehead almost into the windscreen. Not just for gradually pulling out of the junction, oh no.
It's the f
rs with everything in their heads except grey matter, who can see you're on the roundabout or approaching the junction and it is unsafe to pull out, do so anyway. Yet they, through some form of being a sausage socket, still floor it, wheel spin, ignore your headlamps coming to join them, push their head toward/against the windscreen (seriously, when the above next happens to you, look at the angle and position their heads go). I guess it's an attempt to mirror their judgment and IQ by licking the window.
I'm sure it's just a sign of embarrassment.
It's the f
rs with everything in their heads except grey matter, who can see you're on the roundabout or approaching the junction and it is unsafe to pull out, do so anyway. Yet they, through some form of being a sausage socket, still floor it, wheel spin, ignore your headlamps coming to join them, push their head toward/against the windscreen (seriously, when the above next happens to you, look at the angle and position their heads go). I guess it's an attempt to mirror their judgment and IQ by licking the window. I'm sure it's just a sign of embarrassment.
Cooking for eight members of the Mrs family and this is all I got when it was dished up..
"I don't like mushrooms"
"I don't like onions"
"I don't like gammon"
"This beef is too pink for me"
"I don't like peppers"
"I had a big lunch"
"I feel a bit sick actually"
"eww is that honey on the gammon"
fk off home then you bds and have a pot noodle, you knew you were coming for fking weeks you fking leeches, I asked you if there was anything you didn't like you bunch of tosspots, this fking meal cost me a packet and yes the fking beef is supposed to be fking pink!
"I don't like mushrooms"
"I don't like onions"
"I don't like gammon"
"This beef is too pink for me"
"I don't like peppers"
"I had a big lunch"
"I feel a bit sick actually"
"eww is that honey on the gammon"
f
k off home then you bds and have a pot noodle, you knew you were coming for fking weeks you fking leeches, I asked you if there was anything you didn't like you bunch of tosspots, this fking meal cost me a packet and yes the fking beef is supposed to be fking pink!Sheets Tabuer said:
Cooking for eight members of the Mrs family and this is all I got when it was dished up..
"I don't like mushrooms"
"I don't like onions"
"I don't like gammon"
"This beef is too pink for me"
"I don't like peppers"
"I had a big lunch"
"I feel a bit sick actually"
"eww is that honey on the gammon"
fk off home then you bds and have a pot noodle, you knew you were coming for fking weeks you fking leeches, I asked you if there was anything you didn't like you bunch of tosspots, this fking meal cost me a packet and yes the fking beef is supposed to be fking pink!
"I don't like mushrooms"
"I don't like onions"
"I don't like gammon"
"This beef is too pink for me"
"I don't like peppers"
"I had a big lunch"
"I feel a bit sick actually"
"eww is that honey on the gammon"
f
k off home then you bds and have a pot noodle, you knew you were coming for fking weeks you fking leeches, I asked you if there was anything you didn't like you bunch of tosspots, this fking meal cost me a packet and yes the fking beef is supposed to be fking pink!
Top rant.CC07 PEU said:
People drinking tomato juice on aeroplanes. They think they're fking brilliant.
I once sat next to an older couple, the wife asked for tomato juice, and the husband some weird stuff that involved pomegranate. They sat there looking all smug with their cups of weird juice while I was sat there with my bottle of water. king brilliant.Until we hit turbulence.
CB2152 said:
I once sat next to an older couple, the wife asked for tomato juice, and the husband some weird stuff that involved pomegranate. They sat there looking all smug with their cups of weird juice while I was sat there with my bottle of water.
Until we hit turbulence.
I was on a (fairly cheap) holiday to a Turkish resort last year and a couple bought the champagne on the flight. Suppose you have to aspire to something.Until we hit turbulence.
All that jazz said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
Cooking for eight members of the Mrs family and this is all I got when it was dished up..
"I don't like mushrooms"
"I don't like onions"
"I don't like gammon"
"This beef is too pink for me"
"I don't like peppers"
"I had a big lunch"
"I feel a bit sick actually"
"eww is that honey on the gammon"
fk off home then you bds and have a pot noodle, you knew you were coming for fking weeks you fking leeches, I asked you if there was anything you didn't like you bunch of tosspots, this fking meal cost me a packet and yes the fking beef is supposed to be fking pink!
"I don't like mushrooms"
"I don't like onions"
"I don't like gammon"
"This beef is too pink for me"
"I don't like peppers"
"I had a big lunch"
"I feel a bit sick actually"
"eww is that honey on the gammon"
f
k off home then you bds and have a pot noodle, you knew you were coming for fking weeks you fking leeches, I asked you if there was anything you didn't like you bunch of tosspots, this fking meal cost me a packet and yes the fking beef is supposed to be fking pink! Top rant.neelyp said:
My cool as fk Gremlins Christmas jumper that I ordered two months ago not arriving in time for Christmas.
It will be a bit fking useless next week, fking American cool as fk jumper sellers.
I suspect Christmas may fall again next year, possibly on 25 December 2015.k Gremlins Christmas jumper that I ordered two months ago not arriving in time for Christmas.It will be a bit f
king useless next week, fking American cool as fk jumper sellers.Just a hunch;)
colonel c said:
JonRB said:
I hate live TV. Not being able to Fast Forward 10-15 mins of adverts annoys me beyond reason.
+1I wonder if the likes of Sky, ITV and Channel 4 have had to temper their advertising fees in light of this.
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