Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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JonRB

74,549 posts

272 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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There's an advert currently running to do with building the Millennium Falcon from Star Wars. The gravelly film trailer style narrator says that you can build "an accurate 1-to-1 replica" of the iconic ship, and then the advert cuts to the happy model builders constructing the model on a table.

Now, call me picky here, but unless the people long, long ago in that galaxy far, far away were only six inches tall, then I call bks on this being a 1-to-1 scale replica.

Kiltie

7,504 posts

246 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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People with blue shoes.

Buzz84

1,145 posts

149 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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JonRB said:
There's an advert currently running to do with building the Millennium Falcon from Star Wars. The gravelly film trailer style narrator says that you can build "an accurate 1-to-1 replica" of the iconic ship, and then the advert cuts to the happy model builders constructing the model on a table.

Now, call me picky here, but unless the people long, long ago in that galaxy far, far away were only six inches tall, then I call bks on this being a 1-to-1 scale replica.
Then take into account the price of £8.99 per issue and that it takes 100 issues in order to complete it, £900!!!

JonRB

74,549 posts

272 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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Buzz84 said:
Then take into account the price of £8.99 per issue and that it takes 100 issues in order to complete it, £900!!!

lord trumpton

7,396 posts

126 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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Buzz84 said:
JonRB said:
There's an advert currently running to do with building the Millennium Falcon from Star Wars. The gravelly film trailer style narrator says that you can build "an accurate 1-to-1 replica" of the iconic ship, and then the advert cuts to the happy model builders constructing the model on a table.

Now, call me picky here, but unless the people long, long ago in that galaxy far, far away were only six inches tall, then I call bks on this being a 1-to-1 scale replica.
Then take into account the price of £8.99 per issue and that it takes 100 issues in order to complete it, £900!!!
Yeah but it's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

fatboy18

18,947 posts

211 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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The song they chime in every fking new year Old langs syne fking hate it, everything will be off in my house so I don't have to listen to that st, year after bloody year bangheadbangheadbanghead

CB2152

1,555 posts

133 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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JonRB said:
There's an advert currently running to do with building the Millennium Falcon from Star Wars. The gravelly film trailer style narrator says that you can build "an accurate 1-to-1 replica" of the iconic ship, and then the advert cuts to the happy model builders constructing the model on a table.

Now, call me picky here, but unless the people long, long ago in that galaxy far, far away were only six inches tall, then I call bks on this being a 1-to-1 scale replica.
Not just me that heard it then! I thought I'd misheard it earlier as I was in the next room with the TV on in the background. Didn't actually see the advert but presumed one wouldn't need to employ a team of builders with some scaffolding to construct it...

gowmonster

2,471 posts

167 months

Thursday 1st January 2015
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they used models when filming, it's a 1 to 1 scale replica of the model, no?

am I in need of a woosh parrot?

JonRB

74,549 posts

272 months

Thursday 1st January 2015
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gowmonster said:
they used models when filming, it's a 1 to 1 scale replica of the model, no?
Yes, I'm sure that's what they actually mean.

But the way the advert is phrased, at least on cursory viewing, is that it's a 1:1 scale model of the (fictional) Falcon rather than a model that is the same size as one of the ones used for filming (they actually made several of varying sizes).

Hooli

32,278 posts

200 months

Thursday 1st January 2015
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p4pedro said:
This nurse Pauline Cafferkey with ebola, has just cost the GB taxpayer £ millions, police escort to airport, special flight to London , further police escort to hospital. If this disease affected animals eg. rabies or foot+mouth we have an immediate ban on transporting animals from infected areas/countries so why not do the same with humans. Seems to me the only way to contain the virus.
+1

If you're stupid enough to go there then bloody stay until it's safe for people to leave rather than bring the virus back here.

King Herald

23,501 posts

216 months

Thursday 1st January 2015
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HD Adam said:
Airports (again)


3. Security again.

How about a lane for frequent flyers who know they have to remove laptops from their bags etc and another lane for clueless mongs wearing loads of bling and have a 2 liter bottle of water in their bag?

Arrrrgggghhhhhhh!!!!
^^^^^ This!!!! ^^^^^^

People, it ain't rocket science to simply follow the posted rules. mad

droopsnoot

11,933 posts

242 months

Thursday 1st January 2015
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JonRB said:
Yes, I'm sure that's what they actually mean.

But the way the advert is phrased, at least on cursory viewing, is that it's a 1:1 scale model of the (fictional) Falcon rather than a model that is the same size as one of the ones used for filming (they actually made several of varying sizes).
I'm pretty sure they say 1:1 model of the movie prop, unless I'm imagining it.

JonRB

74,549 posts

272 months

Thursday 1st January 2015
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droopsnoot said:
I'm pretty sure they say 1:1 model of the movie prop, unless I'm imagining it.
You probably gave it more than a cursory viewing smile

(I freely admit I went off half cocked on this one)

Issi

1,782 posts

150 months

Thursday 1st January 2015
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My fecking neighbours dog. Every night it just stands in the back garden barking at the patio doors. I can honestly say that in 18 months I have never seen it walked, they just seem to sling it out the back and let it bark for hours.

The worst thing is the bark is always the same, it's the same 3 short barks repeated incessantly with about a 5 second gap between 'verses'

CB2152

1,555 posts

133 months

Thursday 1st January 2015
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JonRB said:
droopsnoot said:
I'm pretty sure they say 1:1 model of the movie prop, unless I'm imagining it.
You probably gave it more than a cursory viewing smile

(I freely admit I went off half cocked on this one)
Just watched the ad on their website, they do indeed say that. I think a lot of us heard the "1:1 scale model of the original......" and we're too busy thinking "how do they manage that?" to actually listen to the next few seconds hehe

JonRB

74,549 posts

272 months

Thursday 1st January 2015
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CB2152 said:
Just watched the ad on their website, they do indeed say that. I think a lot of us heard the "1:1 scale model of the original......" and we're too busy thinking "how do they manage that?" to actually listen to the next few seconds hehe
And so the marketing worked. Never underestimate the power of the geekside. biggrin

fatboy18

18,947 posts

211 months

Thursday 1st January 2015
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Issi said:
My fecking neighbours dog. Every night it just stands in the back garden barking at the patio doors. I can honestly say that in 18 months I have never seen it walked, they just seem to sling it out the back and let it bark for hours.

The worst thing is the bark is always the same, it's the same 3 short barks repeated incessantly with about a 5 second gap between 'verses'
Report them to the Local RSPCA, they will get a visit from a Officer to see if the dog is being looked after, if the dog still keeps barking, Keep reporting it. Also your local council may have a Dog Warden who can also look in to how they treat the dog wink

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

189 months

Thursday 1st January 2015
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fatboy18 said:
Issi said:
My fecking neighbours dog. Every night it just stands in the back garden barking at the patio doors. I can honestly say that in 18 months I have never seen it walked, they just seem to sling it out the back and let it bark for hours.

The worst thing is the bark is always the same, it's the same 3 short barks repeated incessantly with about a 5 second gap between 'verses'
Report them to the Local RSPCA, they will get a visit from a Officer to see if the dog is being looked after, if the dog still keeps barking, Keep reporting it. Also your local council may have a Dog Warden who can also look in to how they treat the dog wink
And ultimately the council will do nothing more than write a letter and the RSPCA even less. We're in exactly the same situation as the OP - neighbour is out all day & during warmer months his dog is in the garden and just barks. When he goes out at the weekend he'll kick the dog out until he gets back in. In 7 years, I've never once seen the dog taken for a walk.

Before we reported him to the council (after speaking with him 3 times about it), someone reported him to the RSPCA so I've got no confidence in them whatsoever - that and my previous dealings the RSPCA.

The council have been round & have done the square root of nothing to solve the problem, other than suggesting we "shut our windows" as "he is trying to deal with the problem". Useless s.

fatboy18

18,947 posts

211 months

Thursday 1st January 2015
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As with all Councils and Wardens, there are good ones and some not so good, at least by reporting the problem they get registered on the system.

King Herald

23,501 posts

216 months

Friday 2nd January 2015
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Issi said:
My fecking neighbours dog. Every night it just stands in the back garden barking at the patio doors. I can honestly say that in 18 months I have never seen it walked, they just seem to sling it out the back and let it bark for hours.

The worst thing is the bark is always the same, it's the same 3 short barks repeated incessantly with about a 5 second gap between 'verses'
I'm an expert in dog speak. He is shouting "Let Me In". yes Then he pauses for effect, it's a dog thing.

We have eight dogs, I can understand every word they say.

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