Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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RobinBanks

17,540 posts

179 months

Saturday 3rd January 2015
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How to some people manage to be louder when they're doing nothing than when they're having a conversation?

Shuffling chairs, breathing through their mouths, sniffing, pounding laptop keys instead of tapping them, fidgeting and making their clothes rustle, eating with wet slaps.

I'm having to deal with all of these in an otherwise silent environment at the moment.

Patrick Bateman

12,174 posts

174 months

Saturday 3rd January 2015
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Skii said:
Selfies.

Stop taking photos of your own stupid pouting faces you pointless narcissistic fktards.
Couldn't agree more.

JonRB

74,530 posts

272 months

Saturday 3rd January 2015
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Video tutorials annoy me beyond reason. Why would I want to spend 20 mins watching something in real-time when I'm able to read at 800wpm and skim read even faster, and thus find the information I want in a matter of seconds.


Rostfritt

3,098 posts

151 months

Monday 5th January 2015
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King Herald said:
And now they have the 'Selfie Stick'.....



A useful weapon to bludgeon some self-centreed twot to death with when it pokes into your face as you walk past them...
Or free camera/phone on the end of a stick.

Pothole

34,367 posts

282 months

Tuesday 6th January 2015
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Morningside said:
The phrase "hard working". ALL people work hard so why do we need this pointed out?

And tummy. Christ even doctors are using it shout I AM NOT THREE YEARS OLD!!
Would you prefer they ignored their training and referred to your abdomen as your stomach?

MartG

20,670 posts

204 months

Tuesday 6th January 2015
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People on internet forums who make wild assertions but refuse to provide any proof to back up their claims, instead they descend into multiple excuses why they can't share their privileged 'inside info' while simultaneously denigrating 'non-believers' as sheeple etc.

MissChief

7,102 posts

168 months

Tuesday 6th January 2015
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Pothole said:
Morningside said:
The phrase "hard working". ALL people work hard so why do we need this pointed out?

And tummy. Christ even doctors are using it shout I AM NOT THREE YEARS OLD!!
Would you prefer they ignored their training and referred to your abdomen as your stomach?
have to agree with morningside here. I despise the word 'tummy'. It's a childrens word. I also don't like 'Lorry', it's a Truck, at a push an Artic. NOT Arctic as I've heard recently too!

JonRB

74,530 posts

272 months

Tuesday 6th January 2015
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MissChief said:
Pothole said:
Morningside said:
The phrase "hard working". ALL people work hard so why do we need this pointed out?

And tummy. Christ even doctors are using it shout I AM NOT THREE YEARS OLD!!
Would you prefer they ignored their training and referred to your abdomen as your stomach?
have to agree with morningside here. I despise the word 'tummy'. It's a childrens word. I also don't like 'Lorry', it's a Truck, at a push an Artic. NOT Arctic as I've heard recently too!
Amusingly, what a layman will call "flatulence", a doctor will call "wind".

(I'm not saying that this applies to 'tummy'. I'm just pointing out that sometimes a doctor's term is less medical-sounding that the terms a layman might use)

Edit:
Artic? You mean Articulated Lorry?

JonRB

74,530 posts

272 months

Tuesday 6th January 2015
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As a follow-up, I'd like to add that people who prefer American words to English words annoy me beyond reason. For example (off the top of my head), preferring 'Truck' to 'Lorry'. evil

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goldblum

10,272 posts

167 months

Tuesday 6th January 2015
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JonRB said:
Amusingly, what a layman will call "flatulence", a doctor will call "wind".

Unamusingly, what a layman will call a 'Jap's eye', a doctor will call a 'urethral opening'.

turbobloke

103,909 posts

260 months

Sunday 11th January 2015
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Last night: filling up at a busy petrol station, an entire line of drivers gets held up after paying because one selfish eejit wanting to buy something other than petrol parks up just on the corner of the building by the exit from the pump lanes, blocking everyone in (queues and people waiting to join means no reversing). This must be somewhere in Vols 1-3 as even though it only takes five minutes for pillock to find and buy the item they want, it's annoying. Is it beyond reason though? Paying 98.9p/litre did help but not much.

Johnny

9,652 posts

284 months

Sunday 11th January 2015
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Going home with headache after work yesterday. Waking at 0550 today with an even worse headache.

I mean, really, what the juddering fk?

lord trumpton

7,388 posts

126 months

Sunday 11th January 2015
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Johnny said:
Going home with headache after work yesterday. Waking at 0550 today with an even worse headache.

I mean, really, what the juddering fk?
Maybe the beard weight is straining your neck?

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Sunday 11th January 2015
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What the hell has happened to programmers? Why are they now referred to as coders?
Is this a good reason?

AstonZagato

12,699 posts

210 months

Sunday 11th January 2015
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Morningside said:
What the hell has happened to programmers? Why are they now referred to as coders?
Is this a good reason?
My 13yo came back with some "coding" homework. Part of her task was to get her parents to do some "coding" for the first time on some online "app". She was rather surprised when I said that I had written hundreds of thousands of lines of code. I tried to explain that, if I wanted to play a game on the first computer I had, I had to program it first.
It rather worries me that her teacher would have no idea of how computing worked for the parents of the generation whose kids she was teaching. Most educated people of my generation will have learnt BASIC at some stage.

Johnny

9,652 posts

284 months

Sunday 11th January 2015
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lord trumpton said:
Johnny said:
Going home with headache after work yesterday. Waking at 0550 today with an even worse headache.

I mean, really, what the juddering fk?
Maybe the beard weight is straining your neck?
Hmmm... scratchchin

Rockstar

171 posts

124 months

Sunday 11th January 2015
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AstonZagato said:
My 13yo came back with some "coding" homework. Part of her task was to get her parents to do some "coding" for the first time on some online "app". She was rather surprised when I said that I had written hundreds of thousands of lines of code. I tried to explain that, if I wanted to play a game on the first computer I had, I had to program it first.
It rather worries me that her teacher would have no idea of how computing worked for the parents of the generation whose kids she was teaching. Most educated people of my generation will have learnt BASIC at some stage.
nerd Reading this made me think just the other day (I'm still fairly young but that was more than 2 decades ago, time where have you gone?eek)PC's still had "turbo" buttons on them to boost the CPU speed from 44 MHz to 88 MHz(memory fades but was something in that region), MS-DOS was a given and the Intel 486 CPU was state of the art. On introduction the Pentium chips (running at mind boggling speeds of up to 200MHz!)were things of wonder, most had only just come to terms with the revolutionary witch craft of the Windows 3.1 operating system smile

MartG

20,670 posts

204 months

Monday 12th January 2015
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When you click on a website link for a fullsize picture that turns out to be smaller than the one on the original web page

JonRB

74,530 posts

272 months

Monday 12th January 2015
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People who whistle in public, especially in shops. It's like the low tech version of playing music from your phone without headphones and just as anti-social.


Squawk1066

2,941 posts

171 months

Monday 12th January 2015
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JonRB said:
People who whistle in public, especially in shops. It's like the low tech version of playing music from your phone without headphones and just as anti-social.
I hate them with a passion. Attention seeking toss pots.



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