Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

[gowmonster]

people that don't clear snow off their lights then get angry when you can't see their indicators!

[Lamplighterson]

Dermot O'Leary and Patrick Kielty.

[colonel c]

Chlamydia said:

Now I like Carol Kirkwood, weather girl on the BBC, but why does she insist on pronouncing 'land' as 'Lind'? Scotlind, Englind etc, it's slightly irritating and now I've mentioned it you'll notice it and it'll get on your tits too. You're welcome

I like to watch Carol's forecasts first thing in the mornings too. What get to me is when utter 'Charlieannaga' or billansian at the end. Took me ages to understand what she was saying.

[Cobnapint]

Lamplighterson said:

Dermot O'Leary and Patrick Kielty.

Dermot's OK. But I'll give you Patrick Kielty, one of the most over confident, cocky, unfunny pricks - ever.

[AstonZagato]

Cobnapint said:

Lamplighterson said:

Dermot O'Leary and Patrick Kielty.

Dermot's OK. But I'll give you Patrick Kielty, one of the most over confident, cocky, unfunny pricks - ever.

He rarely comes onto my radar screen so I don't normally think about him. But when he does it annoys me more that he is married to Cat Deeley. Lucky bugger.

[Morningside]

newsreaderswhotalkfast.and.then..get...slower....and......slower........till...........it.s.gett..ing..pain.ful.
Or haaaaaaaaaaaannnnng on worrrrrrrrds when speeeeeeeeeeeaking.

Then to top it mumble the last sentence.

[RobinOakapple]

Morningside said:

newsreaderswhotalkfast.and.then..get...slower....and......slower........till...........it.s.gett..ing..pain.ful.
Or haaaaaaaaaaaannnnng on worrrrrrrrds when speeeeeeeeeeeaking.

Then to top it mumble the last sentence.

And adding 10db to the word "thousand". You can see them getting ready when they spot it coming up on the autocue.

[WD39]

RobinOakapple said:

fking rocket science! I'm fking fed up of people saying that.

Surely it shouldn't be brain surgery to think up a new cliche?

I've often wondered what rocket scientists say when explaining something that is not that difficult ?

Any thoughts

[RobinOakapple]

WD39 said:

RobinOakapple said:

fking rocket science! I'm fking fed up of people saying that.

Surely it shouldn't be brain surgery to think up a new cliche?

I've often wondered what rocket scientists say when explaining something that is not that difficult ?

Any thoughts

I would hope, that, being clever people, they would say that it was 'easy'. Two syllables, four letters, meaning conveyed, job done.

[JonRB]

[BristolRich]

People who walk up and down the office practicing Golf swings...

People who walk up and down the office sucking the ear end bit of the arm on a pair of glasses attempting to look "thoughtful"...

[chriscoates]

People in fast food restaurants who leave all their st on the table despite signs specifically asking for customers to dispose of it in the bins provided. This means either the staff who are busy serving have to come and do it or customers have to move it before sitting down. The majority of the time, you have to walk past the bin to leave anyway, tts

[Silverbullet767]

BristolRich said:

People who walk up and down the office practicing Golf swings...

We've got a guy who does that, he practices cricket bowling too

[JonRB]

I think the majority of the posts on this thread could be boiled down to the word "people".

[MartG]

JonRB said:

I think the majority of the posts on this thread could be boiled down to the word "people".

Specifically, other people

[Hooli]

RobinOakapple said:

WD39 said:

RobinOakapple said:

fking rocket science! I'm fking fed up of people saying that.

Surely it shouldn't be brain surgery to think up a new cliche?

I've often wondered what rocket scientists say when explaining something that is not that difficult ?

Any thoughts

I would hope, that, being clever people, they would say that it was 'easy'. Two syllables, four letters, meaning conveyed, job done.

I'd hope for something similar to the sign on our office wall - 'It's not that I can't explain it, it's that you just wouldn't understand.'.

[ShiningWit]

AstonZagato said:

Cobnapint said:

Lamplighterson said:

Dermot O'Leary and Patrick Kielty.

Dermot's OK. But I'll give you Patrick Kielty, one of the most over confident, cocky, unfunny pricks - ever.

He rarely comes onto my radar screen so I don't normally think about him. But when he does it annoys me more that he is married to Cat Deeley. Lucky bugger.

I suspect she's a high maintenance PITA too so they're probably well suited.



People who dip the spoon in the coffee and then the sugar leaving it littered with brown bits. 'kin council dwellers.

[kowalski655]

WD39 said:

RobinOakapple said:

fking rocket science! I'm fking fed up of people saying that.

Surely it shouldn't be brain surgery to think up a new cliche?

I've often wondered what rocket scientists say when explaining something that is not that difficult ?

Any thoughts

Im sure I heard someone say that rocket science was "easy"!
It's rocket engineering that is hard!

[rohrl]

kowalski655 said:

Im sure I heard someone say that rocket science was "easy"!

Well they were talking out of their arse. Ask them to try figuring out the most fuel efficient route to the moons of Jupiter on the back of an envelope and see how they get on.

[Matt UK]

Delete text function on iPhone can and does send me into a kind of ultra mini rage..

Hold delete... deleting each letter... this is ok...plain sailing..just a few more to go...nearly there....
Aaarrrggghh, you are now deleting whole fking words at the same rate you were deleting letters!!! You bd ducking device!!!!!!!