Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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fatboy18

18,955 posts

212 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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Creases in new leather car seat upholstery

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

198 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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rohrl said:
kowalski655 said:
Im sure I heard someone say that rocket science was "easy"! eek
Well they were talking out of their arse. Ask them to try figuring out the most fuel efficient route to the moons of Jupiter on the back of an envelope and see how they get on.
Warp 8.8. Obviously wink

RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

113 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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james_tigerwoods said:
rohrl said:
kowalski655 said:
Im sure I heard someone say that rocket science was "easy"! eek
Well they were talking out of their arse. Ask them to try figuring out the most fuel efficient route to the moons of Jupiter on the back of an envelope and see how they get on.
Warp 8.8. Obviously wink

Warp engines aren't actually rockets, are you thinking of Impulse engines?

ben5575

6,293 posts

222 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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The Fiat 500 radio that *always* turns itself on when you start the car (annoying enough), but also requires you to hold the off switch just fractionally longer than you and most normal people would consider reasonable, necessitating increasingly enraged and protracted attempts to hold the switch down, usually culminating in the use of a fist*.

  • Usually accompanied by the tinny, Italian quality, high pitched whine that helpfully reminds you to fasten your seat belt.

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

198 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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When a "full" box looks like this:


james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

198 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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RobinOakapple said:
james_tigerwoods said:
rohrl said:
kowalski655 said:
Im sure I heard someone say that rocket science was "easy"! eek
Well they were talking out of their arse. Ask them to try figuring out the most fuel efficient route to the moons of Jupiter on the back of an envelope and see how they get on.
Warp 8.8. Obviously wink

Warp engines aren't actually rockets, are you thinking of Impulse engines?
But to get to Jupiter at impulse would take too long... wink

In any case, the Millennium falcon would be faster smile

thismonkeyhere

10,385 posts

232 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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james_tigerwoods said:
But to get to Jupiter at impulse would take too long... wink

In any case, the Millennium falcon would be faster smile
True; it did make the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs after all.

RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

113 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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Making the jump to lightspeed inside a planetary system would be a bit dodgy.

JonRB

74,615 posts

273 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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thismonkeyhere said:
True; it did make the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs after all.
The fact that a parsec is a measure of distance and not time (or speed) has always annoyed me.

Although it's amusing that it has since been retconned in Star Wars lore that the Kessel Run is made past several black holes and only the bravest pilots with the fastest ships can travel the shortest distance though it, by travelling close to the black holes rather than giving them a wide berth, thus 12 Parsecs (as a measure of distance) is a really good course and saves a lot of time.
Personally I call bks on that and think that George Lucas simply messed up.

Same goes for people who think a Light Year is a unit of time rather distance.

JonRB

74,615 posts

273 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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RobinOakapple said:
Making the jump to lightspeed inside a planetary system would be a bit dodgy.
Light Speed is too slow. We need..... (dramatic pause).... LUDICROUS SPEED

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

198 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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JonRB said:
thismonkeyhere said:
True; it did make the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs after all.
The fact that a parsec is a measure of distance and not time (or speed) has always annoyed me.

Although it's amusing that it has since been retconned in Star Wars lore that the Kessel Run is made past several black holes and only the bravest pilots with the fastest ships can travel the shortest distance though it, by travelling close to the black holes rather than giving them a wide berth, thus 12 Parsecs (as a measure of distance) is a really good course and saves a lot of time.
Personally I call bks on that and think that George Lucas simply messed up.

Same goes for people who think a Light Year is a unit of time rather distance.
But Hand Solo was bragging to tout for business. And boy did he get it smile

kowalski655

14,656 posts

144 months

Wednesday 4th March 2015
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JonRB said:
thismonkeyhere said:
True; it did make the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs after all.
The fact that a parsec is a measure of distance and not time (or speed) has always annoyed me.

Although it's amusing that it has since been retconned in Star Wars lore that the Kessel Run is made past several black holes and only the bravest pilots with the fastest ships can travel the shortest distance though it, by travelling close to the black holes rather than giving them a wide berth, thus 12 Parsecs (as a measure of distance) is a really good course and saves a lot of time.
Personally I call bks on that and think that George Lucas simply messed up.

Same goes for people who think a Light Year is a unit of time rather distance.
But Star Wars was a long time ago, so maybe back then a Parsec WAS a unit of time, and the term has changed it's meaning....like "gay" used to mean happy!

Tyre Tread

10,535 posts

217 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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james_tigerwoods said:
But Hand Solo was bragging to tout for business. And boy did he get it smile
Who? wink

kowalski655

14,656 posts

144 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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Hand Solo...he was a total wker smile

james_tigerwoods

16,287 posts

198 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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Tyre Tread said:
james_tigerwoods said:
But Hand Solo was bragging to tout for business. And boy did he get it smile
Who? wink
It's the Welsh spelling smile

JonRB

74,615 posts

273 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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james_tigerwoods said:
It's the Welsh spelling smile
You 'tard.

hehe

RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

113 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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This fking advert



I fking hate it. Why are the three girls having a competition to see which of them can open her mouth the widest, and even if it is a moment of genuine unalloyed joy, how has being in a fairly ordinary small hatchback caused it?

DJFish

5,923 posts

264 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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RobinOakapple said:
This fking advert



I fking hate it. Why are the three girls having a competition to see which of them can open her mouth the widest, and even if it is a moment of genuine unalloyed joy, how has being in a fairly ordinary small hatchback caused it?
They're singing along to the latest girl power chart song, pretending to love being free & single & in a dull hatchback, whereas they're all secretly longing for marriage and a baby and a Ford S-Max.
Petrified of being left on the shelf or worse still showing their fear to their friends, they look happy but inside they're dying a little bit every day.

Either that or love eggs.

thismonkeyhere

10,385 posts

232 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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DJFish said:
They're singing along to the latest girl power chart song, pretending to love being free & single & in a dull hatchback, whereas they're all secretly longing for marriage and a baby and a Ford S-Max.
Petrified of being left on the shelf or worse still showing their fear to their friends, they look happy but inside they're dying a little bit every day.

Either that or love eggs.
rofl

MartG

20,693 posts

205 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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RobinOakapple said:
This fking advert



I fking hate it. Why are the three girls having a competition to see which of them can open her mouth the widest, and even if it is a moment of genuine unalloyed joy, how has being in a fairly ordinary small hatchback caused it?
Who, when getting into the back of a car, takes the middle seat rather than one of the side ones ?
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