Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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popeyewhite

19,966 posts

121 months

Tuesday 17th March 2015
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induction

212 posts

170 months

Tuesday 17th March 2015
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The braindead old buffer next door who insists on feeding the gulls furious

JonRB

74,615 posts

273 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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People who automatically turn their rear foglights on when there is the mere hint of mist or fog, or even rain.

The sole purpose of rear foglights is so that the cars behind you can see you in poor visibility. I'm just behind you and I can see you quite clearly enough without you searing my eyeballs with your red searchlight, you inconsiderate tt!

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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JonRB said:
People who automatically turn their rear foglights on when there is the mere hint of mist or fog, or even rain.

The sole purpose of rear foglights is so that the cars behind you can see you in poor visibility. I'm just behind you and I can see you quite clearly enough without you searing my eyeballs with your red searchlight, you inconsiderate tt!
I was just going to write this. 14 miles of B road last night, and 15 miles this morning, foglight wkers the lot of 'em.

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

190 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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JonRB said:
Websites that won't tell you the shipping cost of an online order until after you have created an account with them.

Sod right off.
Gets on my nerves as well that. We went free 1st class postage on our website for that exact reason.

gowmonster

2,471 posts

168 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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self serve tills that ask you how many bags you have used, 0, just bought a 4pint milk, then tell you to remember your bags. I just told you i didn't have any!

nicanary

9,805 posts

147 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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Moonhawk said:
Why do cash machines spend several seconds after somebody has taken their cash and fked off - thanking them for their business - and wont let you insert your card until after it has decided it has thanked the last customer for long enough.

Surely it can't be beyond the capability of man to design a cash machine that detects when the next customer is inserting their card and decide "actually the last customer is probably gone by now".

More and more things these days have these unnecessary pauses built in - why - surely the rate limiting factor should be the human input - the technology shouldn't be rate limiting unless there is a specific reason for doing so (e.g. safety or the technology cannot be reasonably made to go faster)
Blame Simon Cowell - I fecking sure it was him who started all this looooonnnnnngggggggg pauses before results are announced. Programme padding. It appears to have infected other things in society.

droopsnoot

11,975 posts

243 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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JonRB said:
People who automatically turn their rear foglights on when there is the mere hint of mist or fog, or even rain.

The sole purpose of rear foglights is so that the cars behind you can see you in poor visibility. I'm just behind you and I can see you quite clearly enough without you searing my eyeballs with your red searchlight, you inconsiderate tt!
Rear fog lights are a waste of space really. Nothing behind you? No point putting them on. Something behind you? Turn them off so you don't blind the people behind you. Most modern tail lights are perfectly bright enough.

I used to rant and rave about fog lights, I used to flash my fog lights at people to indicate theirs were on at an unsuitable time (which no-one gets, by the way) and I just try to ignore it now. I'd even managed to contain my ire that front fog lights now seem to come on one at a time as part of a turn procedure on a lot of modern cars. Then you lot brought it up again.

RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

113 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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People who fit loud exhausts to their car or motorbike, and then drive around thinking how wonderful their car or bike sounds. They are s.

Hooli

32,278 posts

201 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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Moonhawk said:
Why do cash machines spend several seconds after somebody has taken their cash and fked off - thanking them for their business - and wont let you insert your card until after it has decided it has thanked the last customer for long enough.

Surely it can't be beyond the capability of man to design a cash machine that detects when the next customer is inserting their card and decide "actually the last customer is probably gone by now".

More and more things these days have these unnecessary pauses built in - why - surely the rate limiting factor should be the human input - the technology shouldn't be rate limiting unless there is a specific reason for doing so (e.g. safety or the technology cannot be reasonably made to go faster)
I have a theory that they are designed to be slightly slower than an American, there is no other reason that 30 years(?) development of Windows & massively better hardware still takes the same time to do anything basic like open Word.

stewy68

1,826 posts

244 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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Pcensoredks in lorrys (particularly <=7.5t) who have lost the ability to cancel their indicators. Having been in the profession years ago, I cannot fail to notice the significant drop in standards...
Vans and 7.5's were always associated with acensoredses, but now it seems to apply to all.

MartG

20,695 posts

205 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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My neighbour who is currently out washing her car, loudly humming the same few bars from 'Silent Night' over and over ( on a bright sunny day in March ) - been at it nearly an hour now frown

Skii

1,630 posts

192 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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droopsnoot said:
JonRB said:
People who automatically turn their rear foglights on when there is the mere hint of mist or fog, or even rain.

The sole purpose of rear foglights is so that the cars behind you can see you in poor visibility. I'm just behind you and I can see you quite clearly enough without you searing my eyeballs with your red searchlight, you inconsiderate tt!
Rear fog lights are a waste of space really. Nothing behind you? No point putting them on. Something behind you? Turn them off so you don't blind the people behind you. Most modern tail lights are perfectly bright enough.

I used to rant and rave about fog lights, I used to flash my fog lights at people to indicate theirs were on at an unsuitable time (which no-one gets, by the way) and I just try to ignore it now. I'd even managed to contain my ire that front fog lights now seem to come on one at a time as part of a turn procedure on a lot of modern cars. Then you lot brought it up again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DZXOANUaNk





Cotty

39,586 posts

285 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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JonRB said:
Websites that won't tell you the shipping cost of an online order until after you have created an account with them.

Sod right off.
Websites that will not allow you to use the back button to exit them.

Slow systems.

Leafspring

7,032 posts

138 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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People fking with my Facebook account... and unfriending everybody (inc family) and changing my password didn't work.


Alpacaman

922 posts

242 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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JonRB said:
Websites that won't tell you the shipping cost of an online order until after you have created an account with them.

Sod right off.
Try living in the highlands and islands of Scotland. You spend ages finding something you want, at the right price, place an order then you get "sorry we don't deliver to the Highlands and Islands" or " sorry there is an extra charge to deliver to you" even when it is something that could be sent Royal Mail. I have even had orders accepted on websites stating free UK delivery and then got a phone call telling me I don't live in the UK!!



bernhund

3,767 posts

194 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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People who drive into the petrol station the wrong way and completely fk everyone else up, but then go about their refuel oblivious to the chaos they just caused. Just like the in the Skoda yesterday who then sat in the motor for 5 minutes after paying, fart arsing about with something in the car, while others were looking to move forward.
If I could write '' in massive letters on here, I would!! laugh

Edited by Gaz. on Thursday 19th March 10:41

Cylinder 8

45 posts

115 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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Automatic hand dryers that have the sensor no where near the flow of air.

Place hands under sensor.
Dryer starts
Move hands to be in the warm air.
Dryer stops.
Mover hands to be under the sensor.
And so on.

WHY!? How hard can it be to put it in the right place?! furious

SpeedMattersNot

4,506 posts

197 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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SpeedMattersNot

4,506 posts

197 months

Wednesday 18th March 2015
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bernhund said:
People who drive into the petrol station the wrong way and completely fk everyone else up, but then go about their refuel oblivious to the chaos they just caused. Just like the in the Skoda yesterday who then sat in the motor for 5 minutes after paying, fart arsing about with something in the car, while others were looking to move forward.
If I could write '' in massive letters on here, I would!! laugh
Sorry to hi-jack this, however annoying this may be, it isn't as annoying as those who 'queue' in the centre of the approaching forecourt until the side of their filler cap is free.

I genuinely believe these people are unemployable.


Edited by Gaz. on Thursday 19th March 10:42

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