Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]

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SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

254 months

Thursday 9th April 2015
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matchmaker said:
Rumble strips on the exit from obstructions. Why?
I always thought this was to discourage traffic on the way in from circumventing their rumble strips by driving on the wrong side of the road?

MartG

20,695 posts

205 months

Thursday 9th April 2015
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The Don of Croy said:
I'm waiting for the 'selfie drone' that automatically follows it's owner around filming them and 360deg view of all around them so they don't miss a thing whilst doing whatever it is they're doing that needs constant effing recording...that will annoy me beyond reason. I'm getting in my righteous indignance early.
Drones which can automatically follow and film their owner already exist - developed for skiers etc.

The Hypno-Toad

12,287 posts

206 months

Thursday 9th April 2015
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Cough medicine bottles,

Why can no one design one, that when you pour the linctus out onto the spoon doesn't then dribble sticky goo down the side to make handling the bottle a horrible task and leaving rings on every surface.

10 seconds to get the medicine out of the bottle, 15 minutes to clean up the bottle. furious

Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Thursday 9th April 2015
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Eye drops. Either I blink before it goes in so it finishes up on my eyelid or I manage to poke myself in the eye with the dropper.

eric twinge

1,625 posts

223 months

Thursday 9th April 2015
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The plum that barged past me and tutted as I exited the waterloo and city line at waterloo this evening, then marched off at great pace. Fine fair enough you are running late for your train at home, no skin off my nose.
Then he stops at the barrier fumbling for his ticket as I stroll past.

JonRB

74,615 posts

273 months

Thursday 9th April 2015
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Morningside said:
Eye drops. Either I blink before it goes in so it finishes up on my eyelid or I manage to poke myself in the eye with the dropper.
Your technique is wrong. It takes practise but you need to look to the side so that you don't see the drop coming.

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 9th April 2015
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The Hypno-Toad said:
Cough medicine bottles,

Why can no one design one, that when you pour the linctus out onto the spoon doesn't then dribble sticky goo down the side to make handling the bottle a horrible task and leaving rings on every surface.

10 seconds to get the medicine out of the bottle, 15 minutes to clean up the bottle. furious
And the 15 minutes to get the fking childproof cap off first. I've ended up using mole grips and a drill before.

Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Thursday 9th April 2015
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JonRB said:
Morningside said:
Eye drops. Either I blink before it goes in so it finishes up on my eyelid or I manage to poke myself in the eye with the dropper.
Your technique is wrong. It takes practise but you need to look to the side so that you don't see the drop coming.
I will try that thumbup

Funkycoldribena

7,379 posts

155 months

Friday 10th April 2015
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People who high five.

silverthorn2151

6,298 posts

180 months

Friday 10th April 2015
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Morningside said:
JonRB said:
Morningside said:
Eye drops. Either I blink before it goes in so it finishes up on my eyelid or I manage to poke myself in the eye with the dropper.
Your technique is wrong. It takes practise but you need to look to the side so that you don't see the drop coming.
I will try that thumbup
Me too.

PH, drops matter

iambeowulf

712 posts

173 months

Friday 10th April 2015
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I just read a story about some poor 20yo guy who was hit by a tube train in London whilst bending to pick up a bag. Very sad.
The BBC then highlighted other similar incidents within the network, including one where a lad tried to save his brother but sadly died. His brother is still in a coma. frown

It then lists the incident with John Charles de Menezes. WTF!

What that's got to do with the rail network!

Edited by iambeowulf on Friday 10th April 19:27

essayer

9,082 posts

195 months

Friday 10th April 2015
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fking TROLLEY BAGS at tube stations

So one person can take up the space of three.

Should require a driving licence. fk OFF

evenflow

8,788 posts

283 months

Friday 10th April 2015
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Decided to do some hoovering earlier. As it is such a boring task, put the iPod on with over-ear headphones. Metallica blasting.

fking hoover just wouldn't pick anything up. I went over and over the same area, furiously working the nozzle back and forth. Started to swear. Took hoover apart, cleaned filter. Tried again. Still not working.

Then I realised my music was so loud I hadn't realised the power was off at the socket, and when I'd switched the hoover on, I hadn't actually switched it on.

For the inevitable chorus of PH Directors, "hoovering" is what your au pair does.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

164 months

Friday 10th April 2015
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evenflow said:
Decided to do some hoovering earlier. As it is such a boring task, put the iPod on with over-ear headphones. Metallica blasting.

fking hoover just wouldn't pick anything up. I went over and over the same area, furiously working the nozzle back and forth. Started to swear. Took hoover apart, cleaned filter. Tried again. Still not working.

Then I realised my music was so loud I hadn't realised the power was off at the socket, and when I'd switched the hoover on, I hadn't actually switched it on.

For the inevitable chorus of PH Directors, "hoovering" is what your au pair does.
That really sucks.

Oh hang on,no it doesn't.

pork911

7,187 posts

184 months

Friday 10th April 2015
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iva cosworth said:
evenflow said:
Decided to do some hoovering earlier. As it is such a boring task, put the iPod on with over-ear headphones. Metallica blasting.

fking hoover just wouldn't pick anything up. I went over and over the same area, furiously working the nozzle back and forth. Started to swear. Took hoover apart, cleaned filter. Tried again. Still not working.

Then I realised my music was so loud I hadn't realised the power was off at the socket, and when I'd switched the hoover on, I hadn't actually switched it on.

For the inevitable chorus of PH Directors, "hoovering" is what your au pair does.
That really sucks.

Oh hang on,no it doesn't.
Change au pair

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

164 months

Saturday 11th April 2015
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People,mainly on here,who use stupid abbreviations for car names.

I've just seen "Veccy"....Vectra ?

Fez for Fiesta,Fezzer for Ferrari,Escy or Essy for Escort.


jet_noise

5,659 posts

183 months

Saturday 11th April 2015
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iva cosworth said:
People,mainly on here,who use stupid abbreviations for car names.

I've just seen "Veccy"....Vectra ?

Fez for Fiesta,Fezzer for Ferrari,Escy or Essy for Escort.
How's the Cossie?

fatboy18

18,955 posts

212 months

Saturday 11th April 2015
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The Wind. Gives me headaches with it blowing round your earholes, not having much hair left you get a cold head so you constantly have to wear a hat, its a pain in the arse when you have just washed the car and the wind kicks up a load of dust all over it, Hate Airfields for this reason, Silverstone comes to mind too, bleak old place.

RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

113 months

Saturday 11th April 2015
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iva cosworth said:
People,mainly on here,who use stupid abbreviations for car names.

I've just seen "Veccy"....Vectra ?

Fez for Fiesta,Fezzer for Ferrari,Escy or Essy for Escort.
I reckon three quarters of the people who use Lambo do so because they can't spell Lamborghini.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

164 months

Saturday 11th April 2015
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jet_noise said:
iva cosworth said:
People,mainly on here,who use stupid abbreviations for car names.

I've just seen "Veccy"....Vectra ?

Fez for Fiesta,Fezzer for Ferrari,Escy or Essy for Escort.
How's the Cossie?
I can tolerate that,just about.
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